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the Bon Motter: Performance Evaluation Haiku
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Friday, May 14, 2010. For all you corporate drones who either will be writing and/or receiving a Performance Evaluation, I offer for your consideration a way to complete the exercise in a more, um, poetic style:. When you told the boss. To go fuck himself, and how:. Sitting in your cube. Messaging your FaceBook friends. How am I doing? Feedback is what you wanted). Here is how you blow.". When I asked your boss. He began to laugh. 3 percent for you! You are our top performer! Can't you feel the love?
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the Bon Motter: How to Survive Transformers: The Dark of the Moon
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Wednesday, July 6, 2011. How to Survive Transformers: The Dark of the Moon. This is sort of a blog PSA shout out to the women out there who got dragged to this movie by their husbands/boyfriends. Last I checked, "dark" mainly functioned as an adjective. Maybe the budget they blew on CGI to cover up the lack of plot prevented them from getting permission from Pink Floyd to use "Side" in the title. Hollywood, a mystery. Your voice is important! Let it be heard! Just don't try this at the Alamo Drafthouse C...
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the Bon Motter: April 2011
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011. Droopy Socks and Dangling Shoes. Awhile back, I read an interesting book on body language. You know, how people consciously and unconsciously communicate non-verbally. And I don't mean flipping someone the bird. Although maybe if done with the left hand it would be a compliment, or an invitation. Really. I had to test this theory out. I also read the other day about a report in the journal Dermatologic Surgery that Botox might be a new treatment for depression. Now, before you ge...
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the Bon Motter: Stop Bugging Me!
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Thursday, April 14, 2011. I'm not terribly afraid of bugs. Not phobically afraid. I just don't like them crawling on me, or even thinking about crawling on me. I was doing quite a bit of traveling last week, on business, and during one of my hotel evenings I caught the re-make of King Kong. One of the grossest scenes and the one that made me turn off the T.V. and try to get some sleep was when several of the ships crew were attacked by pre-historic-sized cockroaches. Eww. Man as Bug Water Dispenser:.
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the Bon Motter: Droopy Socks and Dangling Shoes
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011. Droopy Socks and Dangling Shoes. Awhile back, I read an interesting book on body language. You know, how people consciously and unconsciously communicate non-verbally. And I don't mean flipping someone the bird. Although maybe if done with the left hand it would be a compliment, or an invitation. Really. I had to test this theory out. I also read the other day about a report in the journal Dermatologic Surgery that Botox might be a new treatment for depression. Now, before you ge...
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the Bon Motter: Eh? What did you say?
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Thursday, May 20, 2010. What did you say? From CNN: "Viagra Associated with Hearing Loss". Http:/ pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com/2010/05/19/viagra-associated-with-hearing-loss/? Is anyone really surprised by this? I suppose it is nice to have medical proof that a man with a boner can't hear worth a damn. And it also makes me wonder if knowing that Viagra has this side-effect might not trigger other non-medical applications. Such as for middle-aged parents with a screaming two-year-old. Oh, wait, that really...
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the Bon Motter: Unexpected Things I Learned
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010. Unexpected Things I Learned. Unexpected things I have learned in the past week:. A 74 y.o., 300 lb, man can have a heart rate of 20 beats/minute and still be conscious enough to obsess over his not having been allowed to have a bowel movement in the ambulance on the way to the ER. It takes 30 minutes to implant a pacemaker and leaves a 1.5 inch incision that can super glued closed. Cardiologists at Seton ROCK! Apparently, masking tape, Glues All, aforementioned hunting knife, and ...
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the Bon Motter: May 2010
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Thursday, May 20, 2010. ABC'sbrought to you by Google. I was reading an article in The Atlantic (. The Last Pop Star. Which is about Lady Gaga and which claims that if you type an "L" into Google, "Lady Gaga" is the first hit you get. Which was true. Two weeks ago. I know because I tried it. However, this week is, well, another matter. So, for all of you who have more interesting things to do, I present to you the "ABC's" as brought to you by Google Search. In fact, it is not. Gmail (what a shock). Xkcd ...
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the Bon Motter: May 2011
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011. How to Entertain Yourself at the Airport. Let's face it: Air travel sucks. Anything you can do to make it more tolerable, the better. Having just successfully cooled my heels at a major airport, I can personally recommend the following:. Read a fashion magazine. Be shocked once again to discover that long lashes, lip gloss and ponytails are "in" for the Spring. Who knew? Try not to notice that the seat is still warm from its previous occupant. Count tattoos and piercings. Whome...
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the Bon Motter: July 2011
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Wednesday, July 6, 2011. How to Survive Transformers: The Dark of the Moon. This is sort of a blog PSA shout out to the women out there who got dragged to this movie by their husbands/boyfriends. Last I checked, "dark" mainly functioned as an adjective. Maybe the budget they blew on CGI to cover up the lack of plot prevented them from getting permission from Pink Floyd to use "Side" in the title. Hollywood, a mystery. Your voice is important! Let it be heard! Just don't try this at the Alamo Drafthouse C...
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