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Albert The Cat's Blog: Match of the Day!
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Albert The Cat's Blog. Pearls of wisdom from the feline world! Saturday, 21 November 2009. Match of the Day! Well as a result of overwhelming demand, I have got an even better one to show you. Take a look at this! Watch out for a special guest appearance about half way through of my Great Uncle Porky - he was the referee. Hope you enjoyed it. I will be back next week. Off back to bed. What a life! 21 November 2009 at 12:30. What a wonderful video! Your brothers and sisters and you are irresistible! There...
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Albert The Cat's Blog: Once Upon a Time, There was this Frog.............
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Albert The Cat's Blog. Pearls of wisdom from the feline world! Thursday, 8 July 2010. Once Upon a Time, There was this Frog. Well, where were we? Ended with the miserable mutt belly-up in the middle of a rose bush. Fearing a repeat performance the nasty little thing scampered off rather sharpish with it's tail between it's legs. Said Riley, " I think it's safe for you to come down now. With some difficulty, me and my poncy brother climbed down the tree. " I'm most deeply obliged. And with that he was gone.
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Albert The Cat's Blog: Summertime and the Going is Easy....
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Albert The Cat's Blog. Pearls of wisdom from the feline world! Monday, 24 May 2010. Summertime and the Going is Easy. Who wrote that rubbish, I've never heard of anything so stupid. Summertime is not easy at all. We have just endured a hot, sunny weekend here in London. Thank goodness it's Monday, that's all I can say. As you may have noticed, I've been taking it rather easy recently - what do you mean you hadn't noticed! Why do they do it? I mean who wants to eat meat that is burnt to a cinder on the ou...
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Albert The Cat's Blog: Happy Birthday - You Must be Joking!!!
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Albert The Cat's Blog. Pearls of wisdom from the feline world! Thursday, 17 June 2010. Happy Birthday - You Must be Joking! Greetings one and all. Firstly, I must offer my thanks to the vast numbers of you who sent birthday wishes on the auspicious occasion of my fifth birthday earlier in the week. I know what you're thinking, " fifth birthday? We thought he told us he was four! Well, here's a strange thing, I thought I was four! Said Riley, " what a splendid day. It most certainly is. I knew it, it's th...
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Albert The Cat's Blog: Don't Count Your Cats.....
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Albert The Cat's Blog. Pearls of wisdom from the feline world! Tuesday, 5 January 2010. Don't Count Your Cats. Hello again. Weather is looking a bit grim. It is very cold today. " My poncy brother. Tried to take a drink out of the old watering can in the garden, and his tongue stuck to it - most unfortunate. Oh how I laughed. I was not slow to take advantage, popped round behind him and nipped his tail - I hate him! Was talking to " the pretty one. And he said, " do you know cats can't count. The quality...
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Albert The Cat's Blog: Greetings from Bert, or Preferably for Bert!
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Albert The Cat's Blog. Pearls of wisdom from the feline world! Monday, 14 June 2010. Greetings from Bert, or Preferably for Bert! Hello folks. I've been very busy recently hence the lack of blogs. " Don't listen to him, he's been loafing about doing nothing useful at all. It's that poncy brother of mine, I thought he was asleep in the garden. Judging from the huge number of enquiries I've had, you must all have missed me. Your concern is most touching - many thanks to both of you! And now for the really ...
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Albert The Cat's Blog: Beware of the Dog, or Should that be Cat?
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Albert The Cat's Blog. Pearls of wisdom from the feline world! Friday, 26 March 2010. Beware of the Dog, or Should that be Cat? Well here we are at the end of another week. I went out this morning to look for our new friend Riley. Who moved in yesterday. He shouldn't be hard to spot, he is the size of a bus! Leaned on the window and pushed it open, knocking yours truly off the sill. Fortunately the ground broke my fall. No, I jest, I actually landed in the compost heap, so apart from my pride, no...Once ...
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Albert The Cat's Blog: The Answer is Blowing in the Wind.............
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Albert The Cat's Blog. Pearls of wisdom from the feline world! Wednesday, 14 July 2010. The Answer is Blowing in the Wind. Hey man - what day is it? Where have I been? I've lost a couple of days. I feel terrible. My head feels like it's full of cotton wool. " No change there then. Oh no, it's only Tabby, that poncy brother of mine. He's the last thing I need today. I'll ignore him. She said, " it says on the label that it attracts cats. He seemed less than enthused. " Attracts cats! I chewed on the leave...
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Albert The Cat's Blog: Staff Problems...
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Albert The Cat's Blog. Pearls of wisdom from the feline world! Friday, 14 May 2010. I'm not very happy today - problems with the housekeeping staff. You see. They've been getting a bit too familiar lately, taking liberties if you know what I mean. Only yesterday the pretty one. Referred to me as "Bertie Boy." Yes, "Bertie Boy." Outrageous I hear you say. I don't mind my friends calling me Bert, but "Bertie Boy! It's my poncy brother, how rude, I wish he'd clear off. The one I don't trust. It's that damn ...
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Albert The Cat's Blog: Pond Life.........
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Albert The Cat's Blog. Pearls of wisdom from the feline world! Monday, 28 June 2010. I asked. " No idea. He said. I explained my predicament about who to support. Old Black Tom thoughtfully sucked on a tooth and told me that in Korea, they are very partial to cats. That's nice I thought I will follow them, they are bound to win. Would you believe it, they only went and lost as well. I found Old Black Tom and Riley, snoozing on the back wall in the sun. " Splendid day old boy. I asked. " No idea. Said Tom...