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Fatties vs Mittens: Fatties WIN!!! | Thornacious
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Fatties vs Mittens: Fatties WIN! October 13, 2009 at 7:19 pm. I have a blog! Let’s warm up with something fun, shall we? Y’all, seriously, I read this. A couple days ago, and I was absolutely. That this was one of those rare, hilarious times when The Onion. Prints something and somebody mistakes it for legitimate news. Turns out though? There really is a story circulating about how us fatties are “threatening the mitten industry! 8221; Now, The Rotund already did a nice takedown. Thus began a whole crazy...
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Infinited Humor: How To Treat A College Girl Right
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Wise words as sweet as saccharine and as reverent as a pharisee. July 28, 2010. How To Treat A College Girl Right. Cooperate with her in a domestic task to make something you can both enjoy. Show her that you respect her as an individual, and value her as an equal partner. When she finally realizes her boyfriend doesn’t value her the way you do, she’ll dump him for you, who’s always been there for her. It’ll feel so right. Work on homework together. Let her do your laundry. In the comfortable atmosphere ...
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Infinited Humor: Type of Students in Class
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Wise words as sweet as saccharine and as reverent as a pharisee. July 23, 2010. Type of Students in Class. While supposedly typing notes, this student is more likely to be playing flash games or be on Facebook. Yeah, he might not be in his room, but that shouldn’t prevent him from doing what he does when he’s in his room right? Hey look, a bunch of friends are sitting next to each other! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Can you handle the truth? View my complete profile. You WILL Join Me - *Jedi Wave*.
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Infinited Humor: Hilarious Yet Terrible Lies Told by Parents
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Wise words as sweet as saccharine and as reverent as a pharisee. July 29, 2010. Hilarious Yet Terrible Lies Told by Parents. Some of the funniest lies told by parents, as collected from Reddit. When the ice cream van had its jingle playing he has no ice cream left. =(. When I was a kid my parents had a picture on the fridge of their young selves, pre-marriage, holding a chimpanzee. One day when I asked why there was a monkey in the picture, they said, "Don't you remember? It was only about two years ago,...
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Infinited Humor: Rules Prefrosh Need To Follo
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Wise words as sweet as saccharine and as reverent as a pharisee. April 24, 2010. Rules Prefrosh Need To Follo. After my school's Prefrosh Weekend, I realized that just like there were rules for the students, there should be rules for Prefrosh to follow as well. Based on some personal experiences some friends and I had this Prefrosh Weekend, here are ten rules that should never be broken. Don’t watch porn on my computer and forget to delete the history. Don’t watch me while I’m sleeping. Now blogging at h...
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Infinited Humor: DO’s and DON’Ts at College Parties
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Wise words as sweet as saccharine and as reverent as a pharisee. April 20, 2010. DO’s and DON’Ts at College Parties. These aren’t strict rules, but more like guidelines. Feel free to break them if your friends convince you “dude, you should totally do that”. Be welcoming and outgoing, meeting and socializing with new people. Stand in a closed off group consisting solely of guys. Have a good friend introduce you, put in a good word, and be ready to swoop in to save you at opportune times. Can you handle t...
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Infinited Humor: Why I Didn't Do Those Midterm Problems
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Wise words as sweet as saccharine and as reverent as a pharisee. February 11, 2010. Why I Didn't Do Those Midterm Problems. As I tried to explain to the graders, I couldn't give them the answers because then the aliens would get me. If that happened, then THEY would have won. You wouldn't want THEM to win would you? Sadly, it seems as if my school doesn't care much about the safety of its students, or THE CAUSE. All else fails, draw pictures for your answers! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My home t...
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If only poor people understood nutrition!
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What is normal eating? Articles & Evidence. Just so you know. On hiatus. For serious this time. ». If only poor people understood nutrition! January 13, 2010. French version of this post here. It seems like some people are constantly wringing their hands. About how poor people eat (to wit: badly.) And the most popularly proposed solution is to teach them (. Or educate them in general. They just don’t know what they’re doing. Here comes the part where I bust up. Nice, warm bubble bath. These are not silly...