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Shorts Below Freezing: Pickin' on Chicken
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It's not THAT cold. Sunday, July 22, 2012. So why did I decide to stop going there? As I understand it, Chick-fil-A makes corporate donations (that is, as the business entity itself, not only on the individual level) to a number of causes. Some of these causes are entirely laudable. For example, ending childhood hunger. Great, keep it up! Now you might be saying, "but it's THEIR business how they spend their money, not yours! Voting with your wallet is way more effetive than voting at the ballot box.
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Shorts Below Freezing: 02/01/2012 - 03/01/2012
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It's not THAT cold. Monday, February 27, 2012. A Case of the Shakes. First off, the basics. The Standard Handshake. Take the right hand, and reach, thumb up, fingers down, towards the matching right hand of your Shake-Friend. When the bases of the thumbs touch, grip firmly. Shake the conjoined hands if desired. Should be easy! But it goes wrong. And now you can't let him win! And it's really homoerotic! PS - I love Top Gun.]). I must demand a re-shake! Or a jerk ("You handshake wrongly, asshat! Sometimes...
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Shorts Below Freezing: A Case of the Shakes
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It's not THAT cold. Monday, February 27, 2012. A Case of the Shakes. First off, the basics. The Standard Handshake. Take the right hand, and reach, thumb up, fingers down, towards the matching right hand of your Shake-Friend. When the bases of the thumbs touch, grip firmly. Shake the conjoined hands if desired. Should be easy! But it goes wrong. And now you can't let him win! And it's really homoerotic! PS - I love Top Gun.]). I must demand a re-shake! Or a jerk ("You handshake wrongly, asshat! Sometimes...
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Shorts Below Freezing: 12/01/2011 - 01/01/2012
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It's not THAT cold. Friday, December 23, 2011. And To All a Good Night? But here's the thing. Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas have been claimed by opposite camps. The "there's a war on Christmas! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Am I boring you? Bachelor Diner - Less cannibalism than one might expect. Cake Wrecks - I'd probably still eat them. The Future According to Paul - Prediction through science, not psychics. Caroline Opines - Not "Caroline O'Pines," which would be an unfortunate name.
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Shorts Below Freezing: 11/01/2011 - 12/01/2011
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It's not THAT cold. Tuesday, November 22, 2011. Food Products, Essentially. So apparently, on a recent episode of Bill O'Reilly's television show on Fox News ("The O'Reilly Factor", series working title: "An Embittered, Privileged, Middle-Aged White Man Complains About Everyone Who Is Not Him") Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly visited to discuss the forced dispersal of Occupy UC Davis protestors from a campus quad by police. Is considered a delicacy in Japan. Well, the parts that aren't fatal anyway. ...Carol...
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Shorts Below Freezing: 01/01/2012 - 02/01/2012
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It's not THAT cold. Tuesday, January 24, 2012. Love and Death in Skyrim. Back in early December, Tracy Allvis gave me a six-month anniversary (semianniversary? Present - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Dragons are attacking and there's a civil war and the world is in jeopardy? Sorry, no time for that, I'm trying to catch this firefly now. Ysolda, AKA the future Mrs. Remus the Breton. I spent hours crafting and enchanting this shit, like I'm gonna take it off for some WEDDING! Darth Vader Boobs = My Best Man.
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Shorts Below Freezing: 07/01/2012 - 08/01/2012
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It's not THAT cold. Sunday, July 22, 2012. So why did I decide to stop going there? As I understand it, Chick-fil-A makes corporate donations (that is, as the business entity itself, not only on the individual level) to a number of causes. Some of these causes are entirely laudable. For example, ending childhood hunger. Great, keep it up! Now you might be saying, "but it's THEIR business how they spend their money, not yours! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Am I boring you? Popular Electronics, December 1958...
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Shorts Below Freezing: 06/01/2011 - 07/01/2011
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It's not THAT cold. Thursday, June 23, 2011. Back in the Bulk - Orlando (Calrissian), Part 2. See Part 1 here. If you missed it. It was also profoundly difficult, as we were to find out. Very mature, I know. But that's the truth. Check urbandictionary.com if you don't believe me. Mike, quite seriously, replied, "yeah, I know it. One in the ass, and TWO IN THE SHIT! The briefest of pauses ensued, followed by our dismayed but amused reactions. "What? No, Mike, that doesn't even make sense! Rich did not swe...
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Shorts Below Freezing: Today is a Good Day
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It's not THAT cold. Saturday, March 31, 2012. Today is a Good Day. She brings Him my bag of my favorite treats and He breaks them into pieces and feeds them to me. Even though I am tired and breathing is not very good today, I am still very excited for my favorite food. He lets me eat everything that's left in the bag! Then they are here too, the other people that She and I lived with, in between First Him and New Him. Other Her and Tall Him. Why are all the people sad today? Today is a good day! The Las...
