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The Shoddy Blog: October 2006
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Saturday, October 28, 2006. Coming to you live from Mexico. So I was sitting at work this afternoon in a near catatonic state, when I noticed a roll of yellow tape on the right side of my desk. Then I noticed there was a set of unused garbage bags to my left. I picked up both items at the same time and I thought to myself Is there some way I can combine these two items to create a Mexican Wrestling Mask? The answer to that Question was yes. Yes I can. Boredom, the mother of all invention. Meanwhile, I ch...
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The Shoddy Blog: July 2006
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Sunday, July 30, 2006. Writing about the dangerous levels of Coke sugar reminds me of an observation we did at school when I was a young lad. A kid I knew named Glenn lost one of his baby teeth in the middle of class. The teacher asked if she could have the tooth for an experiment, and placed it in a container of Coca Cola in the cupboard. One week later.Glenn had AIDS. Q&A abut Coke Zero:. Q: How is this any different to Diet Coke? Q: Didn't Pepsi come out with a no-sugar version years ago? I've mention...
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The Shoddy Blog: December 2006
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Saturday, December 23, 2006. The Post Before Christmas. I piss and moan on this blog. Piss and moan. Sometimes I moan and piss, just to spice things up. The woman looked at us in shock, then wheeled the baby away to loiter somewhere else. Was it an appropriate reaction? Probably not, but it amused me for the whole rest of that day. Fuck, it was four years ago and I’m still enjoying the moment. I’ve been told two mottos in my life of such uplifting value that the result were nothing short of epiphanic.
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The Shoddy Blog: June 2006
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006. Six pack - 28th June. Our own Shoddy Six Pack has been halved in the process and some places have now been allocated:. In the final seconds, the flipside is that the other team loses. In the final seconds. Ecstasy for Italy, Agony for Australia. The Spanish President is escorted home after the game. THE TEAMS STILL IN:. Italy are through to the next round thanks to the 11th hour penalty from Striker Francesco Totti that knocked fellow Shoddy team Australia out of the Cup. It...
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The Shoddy Blog: April 2006
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006. Monica, you wet bitch. I received a text message from my mate Ben earlier this morning. Ben lives in Darwin, and had disturbing news:. We are going to be hit by a category five cyclone tomorrow. We have to go to special bunkers in case it destroys the houses. We've stocked up on bourbon and beer. Frightening stuff. Ben is of course referring to Tropical Cyclone Monica. 1 Be aware of all News and Emergency Updates. 4 Do not take refuge where there are a lot of glass windows. 6 Do ...
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The Shoddy Blog: January 2007
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Friday, January 26, 2007. For we are young and free. Both my trains were delayed today, and I spent so much time waiting at the Station that after a while I actually forgot where I was suppose to be going. It was only after looking at the grey faced morose Laptop bag wearing Peons on the Platform did it trigger my memory. Work, I’m headed to work. And happy Australia Day to the rest of the world too. We’re such a multicultural chunk of Earth that we’ve been influenced by every Nationality and culture...
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The Shoddy Blog: August 2006
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Thursday, August 31, 2006. Here's a few quotes:. Lkdhsflkdsjflskdjfhkljdfskdjfdlf. oops sorry, my balls were in the way. let me wipe the screen first so i can see what I typed. ". Tits like two asprins on an ironing board. Yuck.". By the way beef, this blog make me sex-wee. ". Here are some links that I believe will be interested". Greets to the webmaster of this wonderful site! Keep up the good work. Thanks.". Buy Phentermine and Valium online. Lowest Price.". When does it stop? I can't get an Eagle Tat...
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The Shoddy Blog: November 2006
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006. Inspired by the comment string on last post (my article on Halloween some how incited a discussion on Cracker Night ), I thought I would formally introduce the non-familiar with the magical wonder of:. First off, here is an introduction to the big guy himself, care of Wikipedia:. Guy Fawkes was a member of a group of Roman Catholics who attempted to carry out the Gunpowder Plot on 5 November 1605. Traditionally Guy Fawkes is commemorated with this Famous Poem:. Battersea Par...
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The Shoddy Blog: September 2006
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Monday, September 25, 2006. It was late February 2004 and I was half way through a marathon Grand Theft Auto session with my mate Dowling, when we decided to take a break from vehicular manslaughter and grab something to eat from our local 24 hour McDonalds. On the way back from Maccas we heard an add on the radio for Tropfest, an annual short film competition held in Sydney that garnered a lot of attention (and celebrity judges. Widescreen glory by clicking here. Which is high praise. I think. God Bless...
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