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walleysblog: November 2005
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005. The Reason For The Season. This is the time of year that we buy each other gifts. Many times we get each other really good or really bad gifts. Some people are good at picking gifts, some are really bad. So, to help my fellow human beings with their yuletide purchases I have endeavored to create lists of suggestions both pro and con from #1 being the best and #9 being the worst. 2 A pocket knife or one of those multi-tool things. 4 Gift card to a hardware store. See #3 and #4.
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walleysblog: August 2005
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Saturday, August 27, 2005. I took this personality test off Ann's Blog http:/ similarminds.com/leader.html the result was. What Famous Leader Are You? Personality tests by similarminds.com. Now I can't decide wheather to save the world or destroy the world. I'll probably just flip a coin. Posted by Bert Ford @ 5:06 AM. Friday, August 26, 2005. Apparently the little head brings 5 points to the party. Http:/ www.guardian.co.uk/gender/story/0,11812,1556664,00.html. Posted by Bert Ford @ 9:18 PM. I think the...
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walleysblog: September 2005
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Friday, September 30, 2005. He uses his best Judo and Karate moves to escape his pursuers. (Hai-Karate get it? Then, suddenly a rope ladder drops from the sky. He’s saved! Pseudobond climbs to safety, only to find a helicopter filled with refugees from a Russ Meyer flick, who immediately begin to rip off his clothes in preparation for some sort of off-camera, man rape. Way back then I was still in my single digits, and wouldn’t see my first pube for another few years. Besides, I was an Aqua-Velva man.
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walleysblog: December 2005
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Tuesday, December 27, 2005. Sorry, I haven't posted in a while. I took on several new projects, then I got sick. I'll be posting again as soon as I can get a few of my extra irons out of the fire. Help Me Help Me My Posts won't publish! Posted by Bert Ford @ 4:00 PM. Tuesday, December 13, 2005. Where are ya when we need ya, Duke? I mean for a movie to get bunches of awards shouldn’t it be a movie that lots of people have gone to see? Where are ya when we need ya, Duke? Posted by Bert Ford @ 10:52 AM.
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walleysblog: July 2005
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Sunday, July 31, 2005. I recently stated in a comment that sex toys were not illegal in MS. I did some googleing and visited a few lesbian blogs (pure research I assure you). Apparently, Dildos are illegal in MS, unless prescribed by a doctor or psychiatrist (gotta see ya get that one filled at Rit-Aid). Who has so little to do with their free time, that they would actually try to get such leislation passed? I say as I sit here blogging about it.). I'm trying to imagine this session of the legislature.
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walleysblog: May 2006
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006. Posted by Bert Ford @ 1:32 PM. Wednesday, May 24, 2006. No sooner had I posted the last post than I got a phone call from a customer. One of the youngun's picked up the extension and made monkey nioses into the phone. After informing my client that I would call him right back, I proceeded to inform the little darlings of the error of their ways (I admit profanity was used). Now I am in trouble for yelling at the little bastards. Attempt to correct the child's behaviour. Well, which...
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walleysblog: June 2005
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Saturday, June 25, 2005. Walley's three undeniable truths of the universe. Most people are stupid. Most people agree that most people are stupid. Most people don't realize that they. Posted by Bert Ford @ 5:02 PM. 1st log of the blog. I don't have anything to share with you yet. But, when I do, you can be sure I will. Posted by Bert Ford @ 4:58 PM. Hattiesburg, Mississippi, United States. View my complete profile. Blog of the Ham. Deb's Blog (Let Me Go On And On! Bert's Free Horoscope 4 U.
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walleysblog: October 2005
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Monday, October 31, 2005. This Saturday I went to Wal-Mart. I didn’t have a choice. While walking through the sporting goods area, I was confronted by a life-size, animated, rubber deer head, mounted on a plaque, and enthusiastically singing an old country and western tune. This was the most terrifying thing that I have thus come across this Halloween season. This is what they came up with? Perhaps this is some kind of test. Posted by Bert Ford @ 4:29 PM. Friday, October 28, 2005. George Takai who played...
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walleysblog: June 2006
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Friday, June 02, 2006. Love Thy Neighbor (Yeah right! Dateline: Hattiespatch (Hysterical Neighborhood). Last night I was grilling out on the front porch with the lovely and talented "E" when a drunken british accent yelled "Hey remember me? Unfortunately I did. It was the ex-husband of an old friend of mine. Now I not only have to deal with slamming cardoors and flashing blue lights at all hours, but now they think they can drink beer on my front porch. I love my house. I just wish I could move it.
