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Mother-Effer: Warm Moist Places
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Saturday, March 23, 2013. It's not what you think. Perverts. Shit, who am I kidding? It's totally what you think. In today's exciting adventure of "Tyra talks random shit about really random shit". We'll explore the exciting habitat of the rare and endangered, rarely seen underoo spider. I'll also give the answer to the question asked by millions of virgins the world over: Why do nice guys always finish last? This one is going to make my fingers bleed. Anyway, fast forward to the following Thursday night...
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Mother-Effer: April 2013
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Saturday, April 20, 2013. They're All Going To Laugh At You. So, I know I said I was back, and I meant it. I had to take a short hiatus because of a very traumatic death in the family. I know, you're sorry for my loss and I appreciate it. I really do. Anyway. just prior to that. THIS happened. Apparetnly, in 2013 "sleep over" = free babysitter for the night! I seriously dont understand how, but of the 10 we invited, fucking 12 stayed all night. TWELVE! So know that dance game for PS3 and XBOX Kinect?
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Mother-Effer: March 2013
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Thursday, March 28, 2013. What A Soft Bunny You Have. I feel the urge to blog, but am at a loss for a solid topic. Because I'm impulsive when left alone to my own devices and the voices . I've decided to just fucking do it anyway. with no direction and see what happens. As pre-disclosed in the previous post. That reminds me. Speaking of Liv - ever heard how some men name their junk? Man who brags about his junk is a fucking liar. You wanna talk about how big it is? The only way, ONLY way to know if your ...
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Mother-Effer: Reader Disclaimer
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Let me start by saying that this is all in fun. This page was created as a way for me to vent and share the kind of stories that you just can't make up. Everything I write is 100% ' Real Talk. Or based solely on my own personal opinions or recollections of events. While I do enjoy a good f-bomb, that's not ALL. I warn you, the reader THIS -. If we know each other personally, and you do stupid shit, I WILL write about you! I also warn you THIS -. Judge all you want. Everybody does it. The issue? Simple th...
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Mother-Effer: Oh, Thank Jesus!
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012. Oh, Thank Jesus! I've found the holy grail of our people! Ladies, and even gents. I officially give Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec my stamp of approval! No No No. not JUST my stamp of approval, but my OMG you MUST pick up this book right the hell right now stamp! If you never read another book again, you MUST read this one! Also on the list of things you MUST do while reading Seduction And Snacks. Buy batteries and chocolate. You'll thank me for that later, I PROMISE!
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Mother-Effer: I understand, and I wish to continue.
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Wednesday, February 13, 2013. I understand, and I wish to continue. That awkward moment, when you get home from a long ass shift, and try to plug your stethoscope into the wall in an attempt at charging your phone. Ya, I've had a long day. I'm a sleepy girl. So! What better way to wind down than to tell you all about my masturbating squirrel/dog? Did I ever tell you that I have a dog? I did not buy her. She was a gift. Because what woman doesn't love a gift that shits all over the place, right? When she'...
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Mother-Effer: How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat???
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Monday, February 11, 2013. How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat? That's right. I'm back bitches. I've been gone for a while now, due mostly to my perpetual laziness. That's the honest break-down, right there. This shit is hard. I mean. rambling incoherently to an audience of zero to my peers. using spell check and shit. Watching Teen Mom in my pajamas. eating Cheeto's and drinking bud light. back breaking work right there y'all! So why come back? While singing, of course. Ya. ...But n...
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Mother-Effer: What A Soft Bunny You Have.
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Thursday, March 28, 2013. What A Soft Bunny You Have. I feel the urge to blog, but am at a loss for a solid topic. Because I'm impulsive when left alone to my own devices and the voices . I've decided to just fucking do it anyway. with no direction and see what happens. As pre-disclosed in the previous post. That reminds me. Speaking of Liv - ever heard how some men name their junk? Man who brags about his junk is a fucking liar. You wanna talk about how big it is? The only way, ONLY way to know if your ...
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Mother-Effer: They're All Going To Laugh At You.
http://mother-effer.blogspot.com/2013/04/theyre-all-going-to-laugh-at-you.html
Saturday, April 20, 2013. They're All Going To Laugh At You. So, I know I said I was back, and I meant it. I had to take a short hiatus because of a very traumatic death in the family. I know, you're sorry for my loss and I appreciate it. I really do. Anyway. just prior to that. THIS happened. Apparetnly, in 2013 "sleep over" = free babysitter for the night! I seriously dont understand how, but of the 10 we invited, fucking 12 stayed all night. TWELVE! So know that dance game for PS3 and XBOX Kinect?
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Mother-Effer: Catch Me If You Can!
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Tuesday, March 3, 2015. Catch Me If You Can! Ya ya ya. I know. I fucking KNOW alright? I KNOW that I keep taking off for extended periods of time and then when I do finally come back, it's always with promise to do better. N Shit. I know, guys. I suck. I'm sorry. Let the flogging begin. I really have been meaning to catch up for Oh! See what I did there? Vitamin D = Penis! Yes, I'm still brilliant. When did people I KNOW start reading this? Bullshit, I tell you! Transfer all the really good shit over som...
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