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Monday, January 23, 2006. It turns out, it was Joanie! I just got back from there. Smell my hands! Joanne, that's okay, I don't need to-. Oh Okay. That's. What this was all about? Kind of, strawberry bubblegum? Well, it's strawberry shortcake, but close enough. Joanie went and brought in bottles of scented hand soap that we all can use! Oh Yeah. That's nice. It is so thoughtful. I thought, how can we keep this going? And then I thought, I know! A rotating "soap patrol! I knew you'd like the idea!
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Thursday, January 19, 2006. I knew it was you! I said to myself, now who would do something like that in the bathroom, and then I just thought, you know, this has Joanie written all over it. I just thought it would be something kind of, you know, new and different. I'm so glad it affected you! Joanie, I was just delighted. That's all I hoped for. Oh, great idea, Joanne! Then we could schedule who does it when! I'll tell the other girls! Posted by Sandra Barron @ 2:55 PM. Employee of the Month.
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Thursday, February 02, 2006. What is, Roger? Joanne just gave me a whole carton of toilet paper! Why did she do that? I don't know. She was carrying the box around and, like, whistling, and said out with the old, in with the new! She asked if I wanted it. She said she was donating the old toilet paper to the guys, because dudes have tough tushes, or something. Joanne said to you, "Dudes have tough tushes? Huh Are you going to take it home to use it, or what? I'm going to wallpaper my office with it!
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Monday, January 30, 2006. So, ladies, where is it going to be? Joanie, I asked my boyfriend, I asked him, "Where do you want to go? And he was like, "Leah, you know where I want to go. Where I always want to go when you drag me to midtown for lunch.". So, I was like, oh, god, not again, but he was like-. Wait, Leah, where's that? You know, Hooters. He always wants to go to Hooters. Sometimes. If I'm in the mood for wings. But, Leah, that's like, it's practically a strip. Him, do you? Oh, my god!
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Friday, February 17, 2006. Oh my god, you guys want to hear something totally strange? What happened, Leah? Okay, well you know how my boyfriend was like, did you get my flowers, and I was like, no, and he was like, oh my god they got lost, and then I was like, oh! I found them, they went to the wrong person? Oh, "went" to the wrong person. That's a nice way to say some. Body actually took your flowers. I still can't believe that. His flowers and he was like, oh, really? And he was like, uh, roses?
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006. Vinnie, I'm sorry I was such a grouch yesterday. That's okay, my little valentine. I know how it is. Cold wet feet, cold wet heart. But then you were so sweet! You didn't have to do that! You shouldn't have, though. I didn't. What orchid? Someone sent you a Valentine's day orchid? Come on, Vin, I know it was you. The delicate little single living kind in a little pot. As you know. Sweetie, I think you're swell. But if I were going to spend that much on you, I'd take us both.
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Wednesday, February 15, 2006. MG, I heard you suddenly got some flowers and you don't know who they're from? Oh Hi, Leah. Uh, kind of. Oh my god, I totally. This totally makes sense now. Last night, when I was out with my girls, my boyfriend sent me a text message, and he was like "Hey, Valentine, did you get the flowers? And I was like, Oh my god! And he texted back, "That is SO strange because I totally sent you flowers at the office." Then I was like, oh my god, what is going on here? Ex-wife. Wif...
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Friday, February 03, 2006. MG, I need to get to my Katrina stuff. What's that, Joanie? I know, I know, it's really bad, but I donated this really cute top? And I have a date with my fiance tonight - isn't it cute how he still asks me out on 'dates,' even though we're engaged? And I was thinking the perfect top would be one of the ones I donated. At the time, I was like, 'Maybe a little black beaded number would be just the thing to cheer up a hurricane refugee! No That's the pile, though. Dig on in.
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006. Would you say there's anything different about me? Don't worry. This isn't one of those trick girl questions. Okay, it sort of is. The question is, would you say that my halo shines bright? My halo shines bright. Would you say that I have a halo, and it's shining bright. Uh, everything okay, MG? Yeah Not to mention grammatically bizarre. Definitely the first time I've heard that one, though, even if he was being sarcastic. Posted by Sandra Barron @ 3:01 PM.
