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Welsh sex shop window display unchanged for 30 yearsNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit

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Welsh sex shop window display unchanged for 30 years NewsBiscuit. Welsh sex shop window display unchanged for 30 years. August 9, 2015. 8216;The shop’s past it. Over 18 to enter here? Should be over 78 more like! 8217; said a passer-by. Dr Rhys-Griffiths paused to gaze in wonderment at the shop before adding ‘Dylan Thomas’s poem Fern Hill is also the stage name of a stripper who used to put on a show for the lads from the steelworks back in the early fifties. Now if you don’t mind, ...August 26, 2016.

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Delusional couple somehow expecting to still be happy together. August 21, 2016. Psychiatrists are rolling their eyes in disbelief after a Swindon couple, Paul and Sophie Rice, announced that they were seeking marriage guidance because of a crisis in their relationship. Many of them have been staggered to learn that the pair seriously expect not to be locked into a downward spiral of loathing after spending such an unnatural length of time together. [read.]. August 20, 2016. August 13, 2016. There is a b...

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Isle of Wight News NewsBiscuit. Isle of Wight man having mildest mid-life crisis on record. Isle of Wight News. July 19, 2016. Barry Haynes, a 53-year-old tax accountant from Shanklin, Isle of Wight, is currently into the 28th month of the least impressive burst of age-related existential angst ever recorded. This has already cost him so much, [read.]. I’ve lived here all my life, says moron. Isle of Wight News. March 11, 2016. Holidaying Boris Johnson identified as source of Australian hairy panic.

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Judgment Day format ‘similar to job appraisal’, God says. August 18, 2016. God has confirmed that Judgement Day will take approximately the same format as your recent performance appraisal at work. The only difference, He added, is the outcome: rather than being given a worthless grade signifying a zero pay rise, [read.]. Mayor of Cannes declares mankinis welcome beachwear. August 16, 2016. Solstice Druids vote ‘leave’. June 21, 2016. Chilcott confirms End of Days is at hand. May 11, 2016. May 3, 2016.

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Teachers protest ‘Glee-style’. February 29, 2016. Evoking echoes of 1980’s Fame Academy and through the medium of interpretive dance, teachers throughout the land plan to don hot-pants, crop-tops and mortar boards in an act of solidarity and musical ‘pizzazz! 8217; Cuts to school budgets and a push by the government to improve EBacc results is predicted to squeeze teacher recruitment in the arts and force many actors ‘to grow the f@ck up’. [read.]. Ofsted identify failing Jedi schools. December 21, 2015.

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UK baby naming laws ‘too liberal’, warn Jamie Oliver’s children. August 12, 2016. Following the arrival of Jamie and Jools Oliver’s fifth child, their oldest daughter Poppy Honey Rosie, has pleaded with her parents to give him a single, monosyllabic, and common name such as ‘John’. She asked why her younger brother was unforgivably called ‘Buddy Bear Maurice’ [read.]. Use of ‘My name is Michael Caine’ headline reaches epidemic levels. July 22, 2016. June 1, 2016. May 9, 2016. April 22, 2016. A spokesman ...

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After success of The Place to Eat, John Lewis rebrands loos ‘The Place to Shit’NewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit

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After success of The Place to Eat, John Lewis rebrands loos ‘The Place to Shit’ NewsBiscuit. After success of The Place to Eat, John Lewis rebrands loos ‘The Place to Shit’. August 11, 2015. Our café is the place to eat. Our retail space is the place to shop. Our car park is the place to park. So it makes sense that our lavatories earn the title ‘The Place to Shit’ explained John Lewis marketing strategist Gemma Smythe. Posted: Aug 11th, 2015 by nickb. Click for more article by nickb. August 30, 2016.

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Diplomatic chaos as Iran attempts to harness power of ‘butterfly effect’ international panic will start on a small scale then escalate exponentially – NewsBiscuit

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International panic will start on a small scale then escalate exponentially NewsBiscuit. International panic will start on a small scale then escalate exponentially. April 10, 2014. Posted: Apr 10th, 2014 by admin. Click for more article by admin. Delusional couple somehow expecting to still be happy together. August 21, 2016. The ‘one’ it ‘always was’ quits due to stress. August 20, 2016. Future of unclear power station ‘nuclear’. August 19, 2016. Click for full archive for '. 169; 2016 NewsBiscuit.

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Scooby Doo team expose climate change tricksters. August 4, 2016. A two-man, two-woman, one-Great Dane team of young Americans has exposed the belief that the Earth is heading towards widespread famine and ecological disaster, as the work of a scheming fraudster. Team leader Fred explained that they were passing through Central London in their VW camper van when a recent copy of the Daily Express alerted them to a mystery. [read.]. Cleese sues ‘Fawlty Towers’ for making the rest of his career look bad.

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Labour leadership contest ‘much too fair and democratic’NewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit

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Labour leadership contest ‘much too fair and democratic’ NewsBiscuit. Labour leadership contest ‘much too fair and democratic’. August 10, 2015. Senior figures within the Labour Party have publicly criticised the party’s leadership election process, highlighting how recklessly fair and democratic it is. Chair of the Labour Party Jim Kennedy was similarly scathing, and argues that the party National Executive Committee should play a greater role in choosing the next leader. ‘This system we have now’ h...