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Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: A Merry Christmas Miracle: A Christmas Story
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Sunday, December 16, 2007. A Merry Christmas Miracle: A Christmas Story. From the desk of Morbid Misanthrope:. As Tim stormed down the tree-lined streets, briefcase grasped firmly in his clenched fist, he screamed angrily into his cell phone. 8220;What do you mean the car needs a new goddamned engine? 8221; he barked into his phone, a fine mist of angry spittle spraying from his gaping maw. “When was the oil changed last? How the fuck should I know that? I’m an important lawyer! 8220;Listen, Pedro! 8221;...
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Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: When you make Latin food, which type of pan(dering) should you use?
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Monday, September 24, 2007. When you make Latin food, which type of pan(dering) should you use? After you watch all the Food Network shows on the Tivo, Yakov comes in and says something like, “Right. So, you promise not to stick pecker in cow parts, right? Of course you won’t. Yakov doesn’t hire goddamned perverts. That’s why his brother still unemployed.” Yes, sometimes Yakov speaks in the third person. The Next Food Network Star. This shit all went down a while ago when the show first aired (you probab...
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Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: Taxicab Conversations
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Saturday, October 13, 2007. Brand A Cab Company. How can I help you? Hello, I need a cab to pick me up again tomorrow at 9:30 am. Uh-huh. What address? And where are you going? Beefy Yakov’s Slaughterhouse and Used Plastic Tarp Emporium. Are you, like, going to work or something? Yes, I’m going to work. How will you be paying? Well, we don’t take checks, so can you pay with cash or something? Yeah, I’ll pay with cash—just like I did this morning. We don’t send cabs to that area. Since, like, forever.
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Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: Making the News
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Sunday, November 04, 2007. Crazed Man Terrifies Neighborhood. At approximately 8:00 pm Halloween night, an as-yet-unidentified man verbally attacked and terrified tick-or-treaters prowling the neighborhoods just trying to enjoy the traditional Halloween festivities. Suddenly, the man “leapt” from his vehicle “like some kind of demon” and started screaming at the group of costumed children. He was apparently impatient after having to wait for so many people crossing the street ...8220;The man was scary,&#...
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Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: March 2008
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Wednesday, March 05, 2008. Solving the Pube Enigma. Dude, I think there’s a pube in my chicken strips. A fuckin’ pubic hair, dude. I think there’s a pube on my chicken. Are you sure it isn’t just a chicken hair? Chickens have feathers, bro. Yeah, but, like, they have some hair, too. Like, haven’t you ever had a chicken wing with, like, sort of bristly hairs sticking off of it? Well, they do have hairs sometimes, I guess. Usually just a few here and there near the pointy part of the wing. What are you goi...
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Blitzkill Reloaded: February 2006
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Sunday, February 26, 2006. Red Headed Sluts, Roast Beef and a lame place. 75 Lots of roast beef, little boot and fake boobies . i guess thats what you get for 10$ entrance fee lol. Onto Automatic slims. ah lots of white people, why? Well not one hip hop song was played. just techno and rock. (not even fucking disturbed, only the bands i really hate lol) more on automatic slims will be disclosed by DB. Posted by Victor at 10:45 AM. Tuesday, February 21, 2006. IM here to make something Clear. OK so my boys...
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Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: Happy Thanksgiving
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Thursday, November 22, 2007. You know, I've heard Chuck Norris ate a turkey TV dinner one year for Thanksgiving. Except he roundhouse kicked it so hard it turned into a rare filet mignon with all the trimmings. I guess Chuck doesn't like turkey. Anyway, hope you have a good holiday. Why does this image seem so sad? Wow, that's exactly what I had, except a marie calendar's one. I hope you had a good Thanksgiving, too. I worked. It was a blast. Woo. Mister underhill - Marie Callender's? Mister underhill - ...
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Reality Check: March 2005
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Monday, March 28, 2005. Funny how holidays make you think more about your family and take stock of your life. He'd usually just smile and continue on with whatever he was doing cause he knows how much I really do love my family. But he also knows how agitated I become with them. It could be the same reason I don't make the effort. Is laziness hereditary? My sister smiles at me and I realize I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world. I need her and she needs me. Right about that point my younger niec...
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EasilyAMuseD: December 2005
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Good taste and humour.are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. - Malcolm Muggeridge. Friday, December 09, 2005. My baby with Santa. Admit it, there has never been a cuter kid :P. Posted by musie @ 12:30 PM. Chicago, Illinois, United States. Im lazy, funny at times, flirty at others, and VERY laid back *edited to add that I am married (sorry sweetie *kiss). View my complete profile. Poem that came to me last night in my dream. The 4th To Me. Fuc- I mean Blog Buddies. Baby Jewels Hates You.
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EasilyAMuseD: Pretty accurate!
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Good taste and humour.are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. - Malcolm Muggeridge. Monday, June 19, 2006. You Have a Choleric Temperament. You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. What Temperment Are You? Posted by musie @ 12:50 PM.