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Let's Ask Elroy!™: YES, WE CAN! – Well, um, actually maybe we can’t…not yet…later perhaps, but now? Yeah no, er, we’ll get back to you…
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Peircings pain me/Boats are damp/Paints can stain me/And sports cause cramp/Drugs aren't lawful/Dogs can bite/Fish smell awful/I might as well write. Wednesday, September 9, 2009. YES, WE CAN! 8211; Well, um, actually maybe we can’t…not yet…later perhaps, but now? Yeah no, er, we’ll get back to you…. The big question is what really happens at the White House? Well, as far as Elroy can tell, there are a 1.5 baker’s dozen possibilities. 2 Candidate Barak Obama was a truly progressive liberal who, upon bein...
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Let's Ask Elroy!™: July 2008
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Peircings pain me/Boats are damp/Paints can stain me/And sports cause cramp/Drugs aren't lawful/Dogs can bite/Fish smell awful/I might as well write. Wednesday, July 16, 2008. Hello, I'm a Mac," says Webb. And I'm a PC," adds Mitchell. Aside from crowing about sartorial differences, the adverts also make a big deal about PCs being associated with "work stuff" (Boo! As opposed to Macs, which are apparently better at "fun stuff". How insecure is that? And it must be noted that, on that self-same Saturday m...
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Let's Ask Elroy!™: August 2008
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Peircings pain me/Boats are damp/Paints can stain me/And sports cause cramp/Drugs aren't lawful/Dogs can bite/Fish smell awful/I might as well write. Wednesday, August 20, 2008. The Axis Of Evidence! So, what are the issues? Well, in no particular order, here are three big ones that more or less define the post-modern condition, the axis of evidence that spill from one into the next – the Iraq War, Global Warming and 9/11. The climate change deniers, those that were the head cheerleaders for war, take al...
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Let's Ask Elroy!™: August 2009
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Peircings pain me/Boats are damp/Paints can stain me/And sports cause cramp/Drugs aren't lawful/Dogs can bite/Fish smell awful/I might as well write. Thursday, August 6, 2009. Elroy nearly voted Labor! Now, friends of Let’s Ask Elroy! 8482; will know that he tipped that Mighty Malcolm Turnbull would take over the leadership of the Liberal Party of Australia once the troglodytes tired of Brendan ‘The Locum’ Nelson’s bedwetting behavior, and of course Elroy was, naturally, correct. When will he do it?
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Let's Ask Elroy!™: September 2009
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Peircings pain me/Boats are damp/Paints can stain me/And sports cause cramp/Drugs aren't lawful/Dogs can bite/Fish smell awful/I might as well write. Wednesday, September 9, 2009. YES, WE CAN! 8211; Well, um, actually maybe we can’t…not yet…later perhaps, but now? Yeah no, er, we’ll get back to you…. The big question is what really happens at the White House? Well, as far as Elroy can tell, there are a 1.5 baker’s dozen possibilities. 2 Candidate Barak Obama was a truly progressive liberal who, upon bein...
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Let's Ask Elroy!™: January 2009
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Peircings pain me/Boats are damp/Paints can stain me/And sports cause cramp/Drugs aren't lawful/Dogs can bite/Fish smell awful/I might as well write. Friday, January 23, 2009. Flat n' all that. Now, should I merely link to it? Or reporduce the whole thing? Please advise, and meanwhile enjoy:. FLAT N ALL THAT. Links to this post. Wednesday, January 21, 2009. Well, it’s been a while but here we are – back. 8217; to him, too and begs Emmanuel’s forgiveness. Elroy’s sorry, really, and will re...Meanwhile, on...
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Let's Ask Elroy!™: November 2009
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Peircings pain me/Boats are damp/Paints can stain me/And sports cause cramp/Drugs aren't lawful/Dogs can bite/Fish smell awful/I might as well write. Wednesday, November 4, 2009. Scenes From A Parallel Galaxy. SCENE: A BOMBED OUT TOWN IN AFGHANISTAN. ONE MAN IS SQUATTING IN THE DIRT LOOKING AT VARIOUS BITS OF PAPER BEFORE HIM. ANOTHER MAN JOINS HIM. MAN 1 – Mohammad, my friend how are you? May Allah bless your family and bring you many sons! May your daughters be chaste and honour your name! MOHAMMAD: Ah...
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Let's Ask Elroy!™: April 2009
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Peircings pain me/Boats are damp/Paints can stain me/And sports cause cramp/Drugs aren't lawful/Dogs can bite/Fish smell awful/I might as well write. Thursday, April 2, 2009. Good God, Y'all! Very good Friend Of Elroy™ Emmanuel has asked Elroy several things several times, but since the administrative arm of the Let’s Ask Elroy! So while this small but crucial element of Let’s Ask Elroy! 8482; has it teething problems ameliorated (something to do with thumbscrews), the Let’s Ask Elroy! Elroy gave up on C...
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Let's Ask Elroy!™: Judge Not Lest Ye Judged.
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Peircings pain me/Boats are damp/Paints can stain me/And sports cause cramp/Drugs aren't lawful/Dogs can bite/Fish smell awful/I might as well write. Tuesday, July 14, 2009. Judge Not Lest Ye Judged. Attention all Nutbags of the Retail Right. Before you carry on with any more whining that 'Maria' Sotomayor is somehow unfit for the bench due to her gender, nationality, cultural identity, empathy, sympathy or anything else, read these quotes:. 8211; Samuel Alito. To the sound of distant crickets. Prone to...
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Let's Ask Elroy!™: July 2009
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Peircings pain me/Boats are damp/Paints can stain me/And sports cause cramp/Drugs aren't lawful/Dogs can bite/Fish smell awful/I might as well write. Tuesday, July 14, 2009. Judge Not Lest Ye Judged. Attention all Nutbags of the Retail Right. Before you carry on with any more whining that 'Maria' Sotomayor is somehow unfit for the bench due to her gender, nationality, cultural identity, empathy, sympathy or anything else, read these quotes:. 8211; Samuel Alito. To the sound of distant crickets. Prone to...