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Sladed Humor: Stephen Wright
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SOME HILARIOUS, SOME QUESTIONABLE. Friday, September 15, 2006. These are supposed to be. From the mysterious mind of Stephen Wright:. I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once - maybe twice. I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. If the world was a logical place,. Would ride horses side-saddle. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? If swimming is...
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Sladed Humor: A Place to Stay for the Weekend
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SOME HILARIOUS, SOME QUESTIONABLE. Thursday, August 31, 2006. A Place to Stay for the Weekend. I'm looking for a place to stay for the weekend because my wife kicked me out. For some reason she's mad at me. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, fishing, golfing, watching TV. You know, important things. So, that's why I need a place to stay for the weekend.
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Sladed Humor: A Biker and His Babe
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SOME HILARIOUS, SOME QUESTIONABLE. Friday, September 08, 2006. A Biker and His Babe. What do you expect when the younguns take away the driver's license? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Tales From a Substitute Teacher. The Pull Tab Chain. View my complete profile.
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Sladed Humor: A Blonde Wants a Loan
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SOME HILARIOUS, SOME QUESTIONABLE. Tuesday, August 15, 2006. A Blonde Wants a Loan. A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. The Pull Tab Chain.
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Sladed Humor: Goodbye, Mother!
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SOME HILARIOUS, SOME QUESTIONABLE. Thursday, August 10, 2006. A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up afew things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him." Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.". It would make me feel so much better.".
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Sladed Humor: The New Old Alphabet
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SOME HILARIOUS, SOME QUESTIONABLE. Friday, July 21, 2006. The New Old Alphabet. A is for apple, and B is for boat,. That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said,. But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now:A's for arthritis;. B's the bad back,. C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline,. E is for eyesight- can't read that top line! F is for fissures and water retention. G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention. Subscribe to: Po...
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Sladed Humor: Three Old Ladies
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SOME HILARIOUS, SOME QUESTIONABLE. Monday, July 31, 2006. Three old mischeivous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.". The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.". One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age.". How in the world did you guess? The Pull Tab Chain.
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Sladed Humor: Beggars in Rome
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SOME HILARIOUS, SOME QUESTIONABLE. Friday, August 18, 2006. Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none give to the beggar behind the Star of David. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Pull Tab Chain.
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Sladed Humor: Grandma and the Bumper Sticker
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SOME HILARIOUS, SOME QUESTIONABLE. Friday, September 08, 2006. Grandma and the Bumper Sticker. The Grandma tells her story:. The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a Honk If You Love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus. When I asked my teenage grandson in the ...
