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Sarah Hates Your Movie: Saw Week: Saw 3D

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Saw Week: Saw 3D. Who are these people, and why are they relevant? At what point in time is this happening? It doesn't matter, as it turns out. Not even slightly. So let's forget about that and get on with the story. Tart your live anew, u. Nderstand your problems, r. Edefine your priorities, v. Erify your self-worth through commitment, i. Gnore your detractors, v. Alue your loved ones, and e. I think I just expected more. When was that supposed to have happened? It would've been better to stick to exist...

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Sarah Hates Your Movie: Urban Explorer (2011)

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Nazi-themed horror seems to be in fashion at the moment, which is probably why there’s a swastika on the UK DVD cover of Urban Explorer, since the film doesn’t really have anything to do with the Nazis. Spoiler alert: they aren’t. They’re just one of the many, many red herrings this absurd piece of sub-Hostel nonsense has to offer. It’s a frustrating mess that spoils itself by promising something interesting and then backing off, lapsing into cliche and boredom. Posted by Sarah Dobbs. 30 Days of Night.

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Sarah Hates Your Movie: Season of the Witch (2011)

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Season of the Witch (2011). Nicolas Cage is capable of making brilliant films. Last year's Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans was magnificent, and Kick-Ass was great, too, so it's not like he's given up on trying to make good movies. But he seems to be bizarrely determined to destroy any goodwill generated by those performances by appearing in crap like Season of the Witch. It's frustrating. It's all a very, very complicated way of setting up a quest, basically: Behmen and Felson, along with a ra...

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Sarah Hates Your Movie: Nicolas Cage is a shouty man

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Nicolas Cage is a shouty man. Oh yes he is. Anyone else feeling the need for a Nicolas Cage movie marathon now? Posted by Sarah Dobbs. I have a strange affection for Nic Cage and much to the derision of my friends usually enjoy his diverse and often strange performances. Are there others like me out there? June 8, 2011 at 3:03:00 AM PDT. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). 30 Days of Night. A Nightmare on Elm Street. Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. All The Boys Love Mandy Lane. Alone in the Dark.

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Sarah Hates Your Movie: Wake Wood (2011)

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I really don't enjoy hating new, low budget, British horror films. I'd love to champion Wake Wood and tell you how brilliant it is. But I can't, because it's awful - in an oh-God-I'd-rather-peel-my-face-off-than-keep-watching-this kind of a way. Posted by Sarah Dobbs. Wake Wood is a lousy movie that promotes casual cruelty towards animals. All those involved should be ashamed of themselves. October 1, 2011 at 5:41:00 PM PDT. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Any and all posts on Sarah Hates Your Movie ...

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Sarah Hates Your Movie: Saw Week: Part V

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Saw Week: Part V. Co-operation was the only way to win, and by killing each other, they’ve thrown away their chance to survive. (Or, maybe: it’s not clear whether the two final test subjects actually die or not, though it doesn’t look good.). Posted by Sarah Dobbs. But because he wasn’t really on board with Jigsaw’s “everyone deserves a chance to chop bits of themselves off to discover their purpose in life” manifesto. ACTUAL LOL. Also, I kinda want to watch this film now. 30 Days of Night.

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Sarah Hates Your Movie: Saw Week: Part IV

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Saw Week: Part IV. Saw IV opens with John Kramer's naked corpse lying on an autopsy table. Just in case there was any doubt that he really did die at the end of Saw III, the film spends a lot of time with his dead body as it's dissected. Piece by piece, Jigsaw's body is taken apart. But the games aren't over yet. Not by a long shot. Rigg has to submit to Jigsaw's tests to save him . but unfortunately for Matthews, the lesson Jigsaw wants to teach Rigg is that it's impossible to save everyone.

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Sarah Hates Your Movie: My Soul To Take (2011)

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My Soul To Take (2011). Dissociative identity disorder, or multiple personality disorder, is a controversial condition: it seems that it's linked with traumatic events in a patient's life; it doesn't have easily definable symptoms; and according to some clinicians, it might actually be caused by the therapists themselves. So what better topic to make a terrible, dull, confused slasher movie about? Posted by Sarah Dobbs. Labels: My Soul to Take. How Ive missed your movie reviews! 30 Days of Night. Return ...

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Sarah Hates Your Movie: Let Me In (2010)

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Let Me In (2010). Let Me In is a wonderfully real vampire story, based – of course – on Swedish novel, and film of the same title, Let The Right One In. As remakes of foreign horror movies go, it’s by far the best. In fact, it might even be superior to the much loved Swedish film (though suggesting that is regarded as blasphemy in some circles! The acting, too, deserves a mention: it’s fantastic. The two children, in the absence of almost anyone else at all, have to carry the movie, and they&#8...Any and...