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And Now For Something Completely Similar: 06.05.2005
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And Now For Something Completely Similar. And don't forget the trail mix, bitch. But now I'm back. Posted by Jack Safety at 6:21 AM. Posted by Jack Safety at 11:57 PM. I take no responsibility for this:. Did you know the Octopus is twice as intelligent as the average kindergartner? That's simply not true." I said. And its dreams are twice as long.". I watched it thrashing when the car moved. It was spilling Octopus water all across the back seat. Check the tank.". Rub it everyday." She instructed. The ne...
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And Now For Something Completely Similar: 03.27.2005
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And Now For Something Completely Similar. And don't forget the trail mix, bitch. Mitch Hedberg, Dead at 37. I can not believe it. According to a story in today's St. Paul Pioneer Press, comedian Mitch Hedberg died early Wednesday morning (March 30) at the age of 37. The St. Paul, MN, native apparently suffered a heart attack in a New Jersey hotel room, with his wife present. I really don't know what to say. I'm completely stunned. Is Comedy Central's Mitch Hedberg page. Posted by Jack Safety at 3:48 PM.
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And Now For Something Completely Similar: 05.01.2005
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And Now For Something Completely Similar. And don't forget the trail mix, bitch. Posted by Jack Safety at 12:10 AM. Oh for the love of Christ. Just go get Firefox. You aren't running Windows? Well its available for Mac and Linux. Thats what I thought. Posted by Jack Safety at 7:34 PM. Certainly better then my last post. Well This is a conversation I had with a friend of mine. He is quite fun to mess with. Jack Safety (6:40 PM) :. Notsol337 (6:40 PM) :. Jack Safety (6:41 PM) :. Are you. alone? Notsol337 (...
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And Now For Something Completely Similar: 05.29.2005
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And Now For Something Completely Similar. And don't forget the trail mix, bitch. It probably won't last much longer, but at the moment I'm happy. Dance Hall Crashers - State of Mind. Posted by Jack Safety at 6:30 AM. I haven't really slept. Posted by Jack Safety at 1:17 PM. Points at himself: Ha! Bad Religion - Modern Man. Posted by Jack Safety at 6:08 AM. Wow That was a lot of posts. I think I'm gonna leave now. Posted by Jack Safety at 6:24 AM. Am I the only one who loved Babylon 5? The year of pain.
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And Now For Something Completely Similar: 04.17.2005
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And Now For Something Completely Similar. And don't forget the trail mix, bitch. Well I just go to listen to MSI's new CD entitled You'll Rebel to Anything. Its good, but it just feels different from their other albums. Don't get me wriong, the album is great, but its not quite the same. I still hope I can get out to see them next month (may 5th show! I hear you asking 'Who is this Mindless Self Indulgence and why should I care? You can hear more. Mindless Self Indulgence - Tom Sawyer. Golly, what a day.
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And Now For Something Completely Similar: 04.10.2005
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And Now For Something Completely Similar. And don't forget the trail mix, bitch. I been doing a lot of hard work. I'm a computer geek, and I love it. Well, instead of sitting around staring at a screen all day, I've been digging seven foot pits and jackhammering through thick layers of concrete. That jackhammer is hell on my hands. I can hardly play Half-Life. On the bright side, I'm being paid cash under the table, so I don't have to worry about taxes. So anyway, that's my excuse for not posting. An ind...
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And Now For Something Completely Similar: 05.22.2005
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And Now For Something Completely Similar. And don't forget the trail mix, bitch. Hiking was fucking great. I feel so good now. Saddly this post won't contain much on the hike. I'm gonna wait till I get the pics developed to do that post. What am I going to post about then? Green Day - Geek Stink Breath. Posted by Jack Safety at 11:45 PM. So we got back the apartment and as I emptied my pockets for the night, I realised that my $68 was gone. I got fucking rolled. WTF BS MAN! Pheonix, Arizona, United States.
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And Now For Something Completely Similar: 04.24.2005
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And Now For Something Completely Similar. And don't forget the trail mix, bitch. Yeah so uh. Yeah! Posted by Jack Safety at 9:08 PM. Again with the toilet hugging. Posted by Jack Safety at 4:30 AM. Posted by Jack Safety at 2:26 PM. Guess who got shitfaced again? If you guessed 'that new pope guy' you are probably wrong. I'm sorry. Who was it then? If it keeps up I'm going to command myself to be worried about myself. On the bright side, it was on someone else's tab AND it was while playing poker. Jägerme...
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And Now For Something Completely Similar: 05.08.2005
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And Now For Something Completely Similar. And don't forget the trail mix, bitch. Jon posted a test on his blog recently. I took it. My comment ended up being pretty long, and as I have absolutely nothing to post about, I'm going to repost it here. Now for my answers:. What kind of asshole would lie about his/her name? Jack Safety laughs inside because no one will EVER know the irony of his saying such a thing*. There can't be THAT many people who can mispell Jon/John. can there? Now this is just a lie!
