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Banana Theory: April 2006
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Musings about life, suffused with awesome. Friday, April 28, 2006. In my heart I am a diva. When I am in my room I strut around listening to my Destiny's Child CD pretending I'm wearing hot pants. I put on the "I'm beautiful and badass and I can sing, but I can fuck you up" face that all divas must be able to pull of. What is the word Tyra Banks uses on my secret favorite show? I belt out the lyrics and really. Them They were written just for me, baby! Every day under the real clothing I'm wearing, I'm w...
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Banana Theory: February 2006
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Musings about life, suffused with awesome. Tuesday, February 28, 2006. As I flick through the channels on the television, I've have noticed an increasing number of plastic surgery shows. I like them better than the conventional makeover shows, the here's-5000-dollars-and-GO! The greater question that these shows raise is a good one, I think. Okay, so you're getting plastic surgery, but why in the world would you want it documented on national television? Here's my advice for the day: if you're going to h...
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Banana Theory: November 2006
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Musings about life, suffused with awesome. Wednesday, November 29, 2006. I just nearly pissed myself. I just heard. Ben Folds' cover of "Bitches Ain't Shit" by Dr. Dre. It is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, and I feel really good about it. But this note is entirely unrelated. 3 I will not watch somebody scoop out the last of the ice cream in the dining hall. There's something disheartening about fighting your way into an ice cream line, only to watch the last of the mint chocolate chip go ...
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Banana Theory: January 2006
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Musings about life, suffused with awesome. Tuesday, January 31, 2006. And my love of bananas began. My friends have grown tired of hearing what I affectionately refer to as "The Banana Theory," which comes up almost every time I eat a banana. The Banana Theory is essentially this: if more fruits were like bananas, people would eat more fruit. Top Five Reasons Why the Banana is Superior:. To eat a banana, and the banana therefore discriminates against those with subpar dexterity, I respond that, given tha...
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Banana Theory: October 2006
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Musings about life, suffused with awesome. Tuesday, October 31, 2006. My need to destroy wedgies is perhaps integral to my hate of thongs. Why would you intentionally wear underwear that gives you a permanent wedgie? But I digress. I'm willing to take the momentary uncomfortableness of some random strangers realizing my underwear is not perfectly aligned for time spent in comfort. Posted by Meredith at 9:52 AM. Monday, October 30, 2006. Halloween and Miniskirts: not meant to be. I read a very interesting...
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Banana Theory: August 2006
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Musings about life, suffused with awesome. Monday, August 28, 2006. NOTE: I'm going on a pre-orientation hiking trip for college starting today, and the move-in day is on Friday. Therefore, posts will be spotty at best this week. Has anyone else noticed that classic rock stations always have similar names, no matter where you are? And by 'no reason' I mean drugs. Unlike the oldies station, the classic rock station has some things that are hard to explain away. The drug references are more poorly ...I thi...
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Banana Theory: March 2006
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Musings about life, suffused with awesome. Friday, March 31, 2006. The Adventures of Pedestrian Girl. Thus, I have decided that if I had to be a superhero of limited use, I would be Pedestrian Girl. I would spot a car about to not yield to pedestrians and dash over. As the car approached, I would throw myself on the hood, roll over the top of the car and slam onto the ground behind. The average person would stop their car with an "Oh shit! Posted by Meredith at 8:57 AM. Thursday, March 30, 2006. I've got...
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Banana Theory: July 2006
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Musings about life, suffused with awesome. Saturday, July 29, 2006. I'm going to be out of town until next Monday. Therefore, no posts. As you pine away for me, however, consider the following blogs from some. Comrades. Although there are many fine members, there're only five days of despair, and therefore only five blogs listed, picked at random from a list of blogs that are flippin' sweet. Sleepwalking my way through life. There'll be link love for more than one lady in a later post. As I had hoped, the.
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Banana Theory: June 2006
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Musings about life, suffused with awesome. Thursday, June 29, 2006. I have a special place in my heart for terrible old movies. Especially the horror movies. Tonight I am going out to see. A terrible Godzilla movie from the early '60s, on the big screen. My dad and I used to rent some of the classics, like. One of my personal favorites. There is something infinitely appealing about their incredible cheese. There's also something fascinating about seeing how films like. And the joy of these old movies is ...
