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bloghorrea: December 2005
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Now that break has finally arrived, I don't know what to do withmyself. It's as if my brain has just shut down. Not that it was running full-tilt previously or anything, but you get the idea. I'm tempted just to find the cheapest flight I can to anywhere and just go. Go and see what happens. Though I probably won't because I'm a) cheap b) not like that and c) unemployed. Posted by sweatingnutella @ 11:19 PM. A Little Van in the Can. Posted by sweatingnutella @ 11:36 AM. Jesus and True Love. That caffeine...
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bloghorrea: September 2005
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So I was in a somewhat giddy mood this evening. AM in a somewhat giddy mood. And by that I mean that I drank entirely too many caffeine-laden products today. Is a product really caffeine-laden? Cause I'm going to have to plead ignorance on this one.". Posted by sweatingnutella @ 10:42 PM. Handicapped stalls, and so forth. Perhaps. And perhaps they deserve it. Posted by sweatingnutella @ 11:02 PM. Kick back and wait for tomorrow. 1 Attempted in vain to study. 4 Attempted in vain to fall asleep. A Ken Wata...
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bloghorrea: February 2006
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So it's dawned on me that we're a very procedural society. The impetus for this line of thinking, of course, was law school. Civil Procedure. Where to file? What to include in the filing? Manipulate the filing process! And that's only a few weeks worth of material. We have yet to even cover such glorious topics as, What's included in this filing? How long do I have to submit? When to talk to someone? How to best advance yourself! He's singing a great song! There's a method to the madness -. Perhaps we wo...
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bloghorrea: November 2005
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I mean, I know you'd like to cut it off, but did you? Well then, how the fuck is he not a real man? What the fuck are you talking about? Posted by sweatingnutella @ 1:13 AM. Posted by sweatingnutella @ 3:40 PM. I'm the cool one. You know that part in Half Baked. When the guy says, "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck. Posted by sweatingnutella @ 9:24 PM. And I couldn't help but think, wow, this guy is a salesman. Seriously, think like Willy Loman times about 300 and that's the level t...
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bloghorrea: August 2006
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A Ken Watanabe and Elliott Smith Lovechild Returns to Baseball. Posted by sweatingnutella @ 3:32 PM. Urgent Notice: Asshole Recall. Chicago, IL - The U.S. Consumer Safety Group, Chicago Division, in cooperation with God, today announced a voluntary recall of the following items: assholes . Name of Product: Asshole , all makes and models. Units: 5.5 billion. Description: Only assholes with 23 pairs of chromosomes are included in the recall. All makes and models are susceptible to the noted hazards. After ...
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bloghorrea: October 2006
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Well, this is unexciting, the lame, the unlit picture of Mandy and my pumpkins. Mine is the one on the right, or as you might be thinking of it, the far more craftilly carved pumpkin. The lit versions are much more exciting, but damn blogger wouldn't upload them. Posted by sweatingnutella @ 1:04 PM. Be a Good Sport. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetle . . .QUIT HITTING. The Entire State of Oklahoma Needs a Diaper Change. A Bolder, Fresher, Collated Look. Look Worth 1000 Words, Or Just 17.
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bloghorrea: October 2005
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So she likes balls? I WILL TAKE THIS LITTLE YELLOW FUZZ PUPPY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR PEE HOLE, I SHIT YOU NOT. Posted by sweatingnutella @ 9:09 AM. Sox, sock monkeys, and vietnamese hookers. Given the baseball hysteria in chicago at the moment, i thought i'd take a moment to write about socks. red sox, white sox (and of course, we're cheering for the red sox, right? Why are there baseball teams named after sox? Is it really socks? And is that what they're supposed to be named after? Be a Good Sport. A Ken ...
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bloghorrea: March 2006
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A few priceless moments from one of the best shows ever. Saved by the Bell. And no, I don't feel that this includes the college years. Or that west coast bullshit. I like my SBTB straight up. I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so, I'm so. scared! Zack, I am not a matador so take the bull outside. I'm sorry you were stuck in the file cabinet for so long. That's okay, just paint me blue and call me a Smurf. Oink oink, baby. Jessie let's go to the lost and found. Because you've lost it. Be a Good Sport.
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bloghorrea: September 2006
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Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetle . . .QUIT HITTING ME WITH YOUR G-DAMN BAG! And the REALLY weird part was that there was no one standing in the empty space next to her, but she was talking to it anyway. Posted by sweatingnutella @ 10:33 AM. The Entire State of Oklahoma Needs a Diaper Change. I never thought I'd say this, but Bob Knight makes a good point here. Http:/ sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story? Posted by sweatingnutella @ 2:14 PM. A Bolder, Fresher, Collated Look. 2 Office Space. That's right ...