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TaILs-of-Motherhood: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME......
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Thursday, November 10, 2011. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. Remember when we used to get excited about our upcoming birthdays? Especially the monumental ones (16, 18, 21). And really, every birthday from 21 to 29, when we could drink legally and thought we were hot $hit and actual adults. And we always had some fabulous plans with friends or family that involved us. In a tiara and everyone serving us cheese and wine while throwing rose petals at our feet. (Okay, maybe that was just me.in a dream). 2 I am currentl...
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TaILs-of-Motherhood: April 2011
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011. I'm voting myself off the island. Of good parenting. And it's. Because of my children. It's because of. I am admitting openly and honestly.I. Am. A. Terrible. Mother. I am screwing up my children. Ten or twenty years from now, they. I scream and yell and get frustrated with them too. Quickly. I speak to my 5 year old like he's a grown man and should be totally accountable for his actions. And deep down in my psyche, that's how I see him. Why? Because that's exactly how I. ThatThe...
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TaILs-of-Motherhood: August 2011
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Tuesday, August 23, 2011. If it ain't broke.oh wait, it is. Saturday. I'm at "work" (part-time job helping out friends of ours who own a local bakery, run their booth at the local farmers market. By myself). I'm about a half hour away from closing time. It's been a good morning. Not too hot. I'm making a mental list of things I'll need to stop and get at the grocery store for dinner. My cell phone rings. It's my husband. He never calls me. This is gonna be bad. Little Man} just broke his wrist! When she ...
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TaILs-of-Motherhood: January 2011
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Monday, January 31, 2011. My New Life Theme: CHAOS. WHY is it impossible. To leave the house, and not remember everything I absolutely need for the day? Sometimes, I can barely remember if I've fed both children, put a diaper on my toddler, or brushed my teeth! I mean, at some point, they're going to think I'm. Of my children, I wouldn't do it in such a conspicuous place. Then there is the whole "separation anxiety" dilemma that causes me to feel like I need psychiatric intervention. At what point is...
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TaILs-of-Motherhood: October 2011
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Monday, October 31, 2011. Words of Wisdom' Monday. People are often unreasonable, illogical and self centered;. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;. Be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;. Give the world the best you've got anyway.
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TaILs-of-Motherhood: 'Words of Wisdom' Monday
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Monday, October 31, 2011. Words of Wisdom' Monday. People are often unreasonable, illogical and self centered;. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;. Be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;. Give the world the best you've got anyway.
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TaILs-of-Motherhood: Something doesn't look quite right....
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Wednesday, October 26, 2011. Something doesn't look quite right. When it comes to baking, like in an actual kitchen, I don't pretend to channel my inner Martha Stewart (Chelsea Handler maybe. Does she bake? Anyway, I was trying to find something new to do with my kids on a cold, windy day. And believe me, there is no baking happening in this house unless grandma comes to visit. Obviously. I found a recipe online (thank you "jane1645") and followed it exactly. And this is the result. Be faithful in the sm...
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TaILs-of-Motherhood: July 2011
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Wednesday, July 27, 2011. Are you there, Skinny? It's me, Fatty. I live a life of gluttony. I own this fact. I'm not in. Denial. It is all my own doing. I love carbohydrates,. Cheese of any kind, and wine of any color. I have gained 9 pounds since the summer began. Then I tore my ACL. Figures. I gain weight just by being in the same room as anything with calories. I have no self-control. No will power. To Until I had children. Then I went into survival. So, what do I do to make myself feel better? It's r...