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Toasty’s Futon: March 2006
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Just snuggle up and stop hyperventilating. Thursday, March 09, 2006. Slave To The Meme. 7 things I’d like to do before I die. Escape from this giant zip-up pencil-case. 7 things I can’t do. Inhale and exhale simultaneously. Fly through corned beef. Walk down the street without twitching and holding on to roadsigns. 7 things that attracted me to my partner. Her lack of discrimination. 7 things I often say. Don’t be concerned, it’s just a side-effect of medication. The spiders, the spiders! Blimey, if we’d...
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Toasty’s Futon: April 2006
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Just snuggle up and stop hyperventilating. Thursday, April 06, 2006. BRACE YOURSELVES for another NEW FEATURE on Toasty’s Futon, which will probably never appear again, like most previous new features on Toasty’s Futon. Where should we be without dear old, smelly old Google. Not only does it help us keep track of the global epidemic of misspelling Brandeis. Showed up well with 389 hits, while Zorba the Geek. Achieved a spirited 556. Close Encounters of the Turd Kind. With 12,700 but the outright, runaway...
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Toasty’s Futon: December 2005
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Just snuggle up and stop hyperventilating. Saturday, December 24, 2005. Are you a FLOBB? If so, we may be related! My real name is Denzil Patric Nigeletta Flobb. Born 13th February 1951 in a marsh in Chiselhurst Kent while my parents were on the run from the Triads. My father Adolf Felicity Flobb. Died shortly after midnight on 14 February 1951 from natural causes related to a hail of bullets. He lies in an unmarked grave in this Tupperware box. My mother Hysteria Djanogly Flobb. So if you’re a Flobb on ...
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Toasty’s Futon: January 2006
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Just snuggle up and stop hyperventilating. Tuesday, January 31, 2006. Lurking in the shadows. Frankly, I despair of the British public. What they’ve done now? When the BBC unwisely invited them to name the Worst Briton of the Last 1,000 Years. Who do you think they opted for? Would you believe, Jack the bleedin’ Ripper. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying Jack the Ripper was a cross between Mother Theresa and the Dalai Lama. He’d have attracted too much attention, looking like that. The Andrew Pickering w...
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Toasty’s Futon: February 2006
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Just snuggle up and stop hyperventilating. Saturday, February 18, 2006. Just took that Superhero Test. That every other blogger in the world seems to be doing, but I feel there must be some sort of malfunction, it hasn’t come out right, not sure what to make of it actually. Your results: You are THE INDIGO GONAD. You are overrated, overweight, bone idle and terrified of women, especially ones with pickaxes. The Indigo Gonad - - - - - - - - - - - - 98%. Velux Man - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 86%. In no...
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Toasty’s Futon: October 2007
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Just snuggle up and stop hyperventilating. Tuesday, October 30, 2007. Dare to be a Daniel. Easily recognised by their burnt noses and continual nervous tremor) will recall that my Futon was originally unrolled at http:/ toastyboy.blogspot.com. But had to be deleted in November 2005. Due to snow on the points at Volvograd or some such piffle. (Wasn't there a menacing email typed in human blood by Mad Frankie Fraser's sister or something? My quondam bijou pied-à-terre. So what do we know of this creature?
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Toasty’s Futon: May 2006
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Just snuggle up and stop hyperventilating. Wednesday, May 24, 2006. IT’S exactly 160 years since Karl Marx established the Communist Correspondence Committee (and most of their letters still haven’t arrived, due to industrial action). What better way to celebrate than by Googling on ‘You have nothing to lose but your’? Stains does better with ten, canes is finding its length with eleven, veins getting into its stride with thirteen and pains going for the burn with fourteen. As for such non-runners as cra...
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