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Notes for my Children's Therapist: The Nylons Incident (and why I will never be a girly girl. Or socially competent)
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Notes for my Children's Therapist. In an effort to save their future therapist time, I'll just write it all down here as we go. Friday, 30 January 2015. The Nylons Incident (and why I will never be a girly girl. Or socially competent). This dress has served me well over the last 5 years. It was my brother in law's graduation little black dress:. It was one of my best friend's wedding little black dress:. See, you have to understand that this isn't really my fault. The steroid medication I'm on causes...
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Notes for my Children's Therapist: July 2015
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Notes for my Children's Therapist. In an effort to save their future therapist time, I'll just write it all down here as we go. Friday, 24 July 2015. Dirty Immigrants Need Not Fly (apparently). I was assaulted by an old lady today - and it may. Have been a hate crime. I have to compliment British Airways for their incredibly accommodating (and patient) staff.at London City Airport - kudos and many thanks for sorting me out today. She was just screaming about the gross incompetence of the airport staff an...
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Notes for my Children's Therapist: The Funeral
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Notes for my Children's Therapist. In an effort to save their future therapist time, I'll just write it all down here as we go. Monday, 8 June 2015. If anybody else dies. I've got a guy. It was just kind of a ritual that I accepted without question - dress in black. Be sad. Exude sadness. Drink juice. Repeat every once in a while. And then suddenly at the age of 34 I had to plan one. In another country. That's never a good sign. However, my grandmother's (bless her! Delivery was a little off:. I vaguely ...
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Notes for my Children's Therapist: I need a nursing degree to put my twins to bed. And a HAZMAT suit.
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Notes for my Children's Therapist. In an effort to save their future therapist time, I'll just write it all down here as we go. Saturday, 9 May 2015. I need a nursing degree to put my twins to bed. And a HAZMAT suit. I worry that we are getting close to a 'serious talking to' from the school nurse. I don't know what happened to my kids this week, but the twins (despite being only 4, and girls) are covered in bruises, cuts, gashes and excessive bandaging. Like they've been in some sort of cock fight.
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Notes for my Children's Therapist: I don't hate my mother in law, but I did take her camping
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Notes for my Children's Therapist. In an effort to save their future therapist time, I'll just write it all down here as we go. Monday, 28 July 2014. I don't hate my mother in law, but I did take her camping. My mother in law hath cometh for the summer Part III. I don’t hate my mother in law, but I did take her camping. So she’s now convinced that I do. Satisfied and terrified we packed up and headed further into the country to our campsite – none of us saying it but all of us hoping to hell that t...
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Notes for my Children's Therapist: September 2015
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Notes for my Children's Therapist. In an effort to save their future therapist time, I'll just write it all down here as we go. Tuesday, 22 September 2015. The Kayaking Incident - some major corporate leaders owe me big time. Clearly I'm not a watersports kind of girl. I'm now doing my Executive MBA with Trinity College Dublin - a prestigious university known for attracting leaders of industry and corporate high-flyers. I kind of snuck in there with all of my China connections and experience (whew! We ar...
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Notes for my Children's Therapist: The Kayaking Incident - some major corporate leaders owe me big time
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Notes for my Children's Therapist. In an effort to save their future therapist time, I'll just write it all down here as we go. Tuesday, 22 September 2015. The Kayaking Incident - some major corporate leaders owe me big time. Clearly I'm not a watersports kind of girl. I'm now doing my Executive MBA with Trinity College Dublin - a prestigious university known for attracting leaders of industry and corporate high-flyers. I kind of snuck in there with all of my China connections and experience (whew! We ar...
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Notes for my Children's Therapist: £0.69 away from a stay in the 'secure' ward
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Notes for my Children's Therapist. In an effort to save their future therapist time, I'll just write it all down here as we go. Monday, 17 November 2014. 163;069 away from a stay in the 'secure' ward. 163;069 away from a stay in the ‘secure ward’. I swear to God I am about 2 incidents away from being moved to the psych ward. So other than that, I was feeling pretty good. A little weak and shaky, but that was to be expected after a major neuro-flare. The doctors weren’t pleased, however. But the shaking f...
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Notes for my Children's Therapist: The Sweater X-Ray Incident
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Notes for my Children's Therapist. In an effort to save their future therapist time, I'll just write it all down here as we go. Sunday, 21 December 2014. The Sweater X-Ray Incident. It's really not easy to screw up an X-ray as a patient, other than wiggling around or hiccuping when they tell you to hold your breath. This though, was one for the record books. The X-Ray Sweater Incident. Stuff with that thing in. My bra I could do. I’ve done the great bra extraction under a sweater before, easy-p...I made ...
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Notes for my Children's Therapist: October 2015
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Notes for my Children's Therapist. In an effort to save their future therapist time, I'll just write it all down here as we go. Tuesday, 27 October 2015. The Haunting.and why I won't sleep for the next year. I actually didn't find this one at all funny, which is weird, because I find everything. It started out with a very normal (for us) family adventure in which we all got in the car and kind of aimed for somewhere 3 hours away, Galway, on the other side of Ireland. Why not? We found Lochie's castle!
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