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Mommy Fancypants: Now This Is Comedy. . . Or Maybe Just Insanity: Lessons From Flammable Briefcases
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Mommy Fancypants: Now This Is Comedy. . . Or Maybe Just Insanity. The day to day musings, philosophies and just plain cool shit from the brain of a butt wiping, booger wearing, crazy mommy. Thursday, March 8, 2012. Lessons From Flammable Briefcases. In honor of my dad's life, which both started and ended this month many many years ago, I'm sharing a funny story that also taught me several huge life lessons. He was a hilarious man who most definitely had unique ways of getting his message across. OMG, he ...
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Mommy Fancypants: Now This Is Comedy. . . Or Maybe Just Insanity: How To Pee And Hit the Toilet At the Same Time
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Mommy Fancypants: Now This Is Comedy. . . Or Maybe Just Insanity. The day to day musings, philosophies and just plain cool shit from the brain of a butt wiping, booger wearing, crazy mommy. Monday, February 6, 2012. How To Pee And Hit the Toilet At the Same Time. Wall or some other object in the bathroom that your mom/wife/girlfriend/grandma doesn't want to clean. 2. Pay attention to what you are doing the whole time! 4 Always pee alone! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Smiling is my favorite! Once up...
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Mommy Fancypants: Now This Is Comedy. . . Or Maybe Just Insanity: My Friend, the Convict
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Mommy Fancypants: Now This Is Comedy. . . Or Maybe Just Insanity. The day to day musings, philosophies and just plain cool shit from the brain of a butt wiping, booger wearing, crazy mommy. Sunday, February 26, 2012. My Friend, the Convict. So a few months ago one of my friends made a dumbass choice to drink and drive and got pulled over. Luckily the only thing hurt was his pride. I can also say that he hasn't driven drunk at all since then. By the way, we'll call him Moe. How's life on the outside?
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Mommy Fancypants: Now This Is Comedy. . . Or Maybe Just Insanity: Bacon, Cheeseburgers, and Butt Cheeks
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Mommy Fancypants: Now This Is Comedy. . . Or Maybe Just Insanity. The day to day musings, philosophies and just plain cool shit from the brain of a butt wiping, booger wearing, crazy mommy. Sunday, February 26, 2012. Bacon, Cheeseburgers, and Butt Cheeks. I overheard this conversation among my kids. It pretty much speaks for itself. Bacon is made from cheeseburgers. *bites his cheeseburger looking thoughtful*. It's made from a pig. Bacon comes from pigs? Number 2. . . ur dumb. Bacon comes from your butt?
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Lost In The Weeds: Go West! Art Exhibit at Figge Museum, Davenport, Iowa
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Lost In The Weeds. Goodle Time Music - banjo, fiddle, and more! Sunday, November 18, 2007. Art Exhibit at Figge Museum, Davenport, Iowa. Lost In The Weeds is a duo playing primarily traditional American fiddle tunes and songs on banjo, fiddle, guitar, harmonica, mandolin, and vocals with other fun thrown in as needed. We play for dances and any and every special event you can think of. The duo consists of Pat Walke. From Preston, Iowa and Joe Nobiling. The photos included in this post are from that gig&#...
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A Foot in My Mouth . . . . .: Pick that bar up off the ground, girl OR Why WOWing Wiener-walkers won't win women
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A Foot in My Mouth . . . . . How I deep-throated my way to the man of my dreams. Taco Time - the infamous lyrics. Taco Time - the video! Tuesday, April 16, 2013. Pick that bar up off the ground, girl OR Why WOWing Wiener-walkers won't win women. Is it Taco Time yet? It probably should be. The fact that I still have enough men to create an encore song should be proof enough of that. He was a former Marine - oorah! Do-able. Damnit, I know you know what I mean. Makes great decisions *points at self. I serio...
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A Foot in My Mouth . . . . .: Wow, your bobblehead collection is so cool OR "Don't bring me dow-own... Brrrruuuce!"
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A Foot in My Mouth . . . . . How I deep-throated my way to the man of my dreams. Taco Time - the infamous lyrics. Taco Time - the video! Wednesday, March 27, 2013. Wow, your bobblehead collection is so cool OR "Don't bring me dow-own. Brrrruuuce! One Tuesday ago, in a blogging land far, far away. I'm completely out of luck. But you know what? I don't care. It's all good. You're getting a blog anyway, dammit.". Just like Alderaan, that blog faded into oblivion a long time ago. But guess what? He had a dec...
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A Foot in My Mouth . . . . .: Oh, THAT girl... episode 3
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A Foot in My Mouth . . . . . How I deep-throated my way to the man of my dreams. Taco Time - the infamous lyrics. Taco Time - the video! Wednesday, February 20, 2013. Oh, THAT girl. episode 3. I'm just gonna go with that. It didn't stop there. After I had finished folding my clothes and tucking them neat and tidy into my baskets in an awe-inspiring fashion - having used less space than when everything was dripping over the sides like when I arrived - I realized it was Free Pie Wednesday at Village In...
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A Foot in My Mouth . . . . .: July 2015
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A Foot in My Mouth . . . . . How I deep-throated my way to the man of my dreams. Taco Time - the infamous lyrics. Taco Time - the video! Wednesday, July 22, 2015. The Phoenix in Me - OR - This Timelord Has Finally Regenerated! For those of you not in the know, I love Doctor Who. Doctor Who is a Timelord. Timelords have two hearts. I have joked about being a Timelord because that is the only way I can figure I have survived so many heartbreaks throughout the years. It all began one dark and stormy night.
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A Foot in My Mouth . . . . .: September 2012
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A Foot in My Mouth . . . . . How I deep-throated my way to the man of my dreams. Taco Time - the infamous lyrics. Taco Time - the video! Sunday, September 30, 2012. What I learned about gingers OR Where Taco Time really began. Hey, look at this.". Sitting on the floor, I looked up from my graphite rollerball masterpiece. Looked right up into the bright pink sausage and eggs the Reagan laid bare before me. The world lost a great work of art that day as I let the Etch-a-Sketch hit the floor and ran...Thing...
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