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Captain Semantics: March 2008
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Complete and detailed description of my plans to take over the world. Tuesday, March 04, 2008. Felis vs. Machina. I have previously mentioned Merlin's Thing about water bottles (i.e. that they Must Be Knocked Over). Apparently, Things With Water Reservoirs falls under the Water Bottle heading. To wit, our humidifier. Ole Merl found out that not only is there a lot of water to play with in there, but if you knock apart the whole thing. There's a soggy papery treat (filter) inside to tear apart and scatter.
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Captain Semantics: While the humans are away (in dreamland)
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Complete and detailed description of my plans to take over the world. Friday, December 19, 2008. While the humans are away (in dreamland). The cats knock over their toy box and drag every single one. Of their portable toys to right in front of the bedroom door. And knocked over the rocking chair. Translation: See What You Made Us Do? We Were SOOO Bored, We Had To Fend For Ourselves*! The headline style of cat-talking is a reference to some delightful books by Doreen Tovey. Sat Feb 07, 01:51:00 PM CST.
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Captain Semantics: Scavenging for Kitties
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Complete and detailed description of my plans to take over the world. Wednesday, November 26, 2008. Backstory: Last week I made a lemon cake with coconut frosting for the DH. I had it sealed in an inverted bowl (cake on the lid, the bowl covering the actual cake) on top of the fridge. If I was late.). Bowl cracked to smithereens is anyone's guess, but the lid popped off and a good half of the last piece was now in feline tummies. Thing, he huffed. Which we got Free! Thu Dec 04, 04:30:00 PM CST.
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Captain Semantics: April 2008
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Complete and detailed description of my plans to take over the world. Monday, April 28, 2008. Merlin has a New Thing. When I do not dispense with the cuddles in a timely fashion (like, say, 'cause I'm ASLEEP), he pokes me in the eye. Links to this post. Saturday, April 26, 2008. I may or may not have mentioned the kittens' Number One Fan (outside of their nuclear family, of course). Her name is Justine and she's currently in first grade. So when we got the kittens last year (already? And has been stoppin...
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Captain Semantics: July 2008
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Complete and detailed description of my plans to take over the world. Thursday, July 10, 2008. It's getting pretty hot/humid these days, which can result in . shall we say . more "colorful" customers . at least that's how we choose to interpret it. I'm over 60, my boobs are sagging, and if it gets any worse, I'm going to have to pay you for sex! C'mon, man, take one for the team! Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Consumerism at its coolest. Come see my dragons!
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The Pregnant Waddle: December 2005
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Pre-Pregnancy Weight Just Around the Corner (It's Trying to Run and Hide). Thursday, December 22, 2005. The growling and the backwards scooching. These are Ngaire's new talents. Put her down on the floor, and you may just look back to see her little head peeking out from under a piece of furniture she's back-scooched beneath. Dangle some toys before her and the soft growling will commence. She has several new nicknames: Ngaire-boo, Ngaire-doodle/noodle/boodle, Boo-Bear (see a pattern here? Wednesday, Dec...
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Fun in the Mud: December 2007
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Fun in the Mud. Because you might as well laugh. Friday, December 21, 2007. On attaining pre-pregnancy mass. Last week my wifelet made some homemade biscuits for my work X-mas party. As she was pulling them out of the oven (at around 9:00pm) we had the following conversation:. Wifelet: Do you want one? They smell good, but I’m really not hungry. Wifelet: I know what you mean; my mouth says ‘yes,’ my stomach says ‘no,’ and my hips say ‘what are you thinking you crazy woman.’. Posted by Chris @ 1:54 PM.
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Fun in the Mud: February 2008
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Fun in the Mud. Because you might as well laugh. Friday, February 08, 2008. My daughter gives me proof on almost a daily basis that she is, in fact, female. Sure, she has all the important bits, her 'biddle biddle' as she calls it, though I swear this isn't my fault. Nor is it my wife's; we actually have no idea where she got this from. We were teaching her the proper name vulva which she also knows and uses, if somewhat infrequently, when she busted out with this alternative. Now, let me be clear. It is...
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Captain Semantics: January 2009
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Complete and detailed description of my plans to take over the world. Thursday, January 15, 2009. After dismantling and re-mantling one-and-a-half* computer desks, I've decided that CamBolt (sp? Furniture should instead be called "Ouch dammit. I dismantled one desk and set it aside for donation/trash, then dismantled the second, schlepped it up the basement stairs, and re-mantled it in the office. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Consumerism at its coolest.
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June | 2013 | Seize the Mommy!
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Just another WordPress.com weblog. Archive for June 2013. My goal for the rest of this summer: 40 min. of Pilates and 20 min. of running per day. Let’s see if I hit it. June 17, 2013. 8220;Fugly is the New Pretty! All Shades of Purple. Notes from the Trenches. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. Follow “Seize the Mommy! Get every new post delivered to your Inbox. Build a website with WordPress.com.