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Where Are They Now? | Moose Mansions
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Where Are They Now? O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,. Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you. No 1: Simon Parkin. No 2: Nick Kamen. The 'hunk' (allegedly) who stripped down to his white underpants in the laundrette in that famous Levis ad? No 3: Brian Cant. No 4: Andrew Ridgeley. No 5: Chesney Hawkes. No 6: Gaz Top. Cheeky-faced Gaz, whose trademark 'twat' hairstyle marked him as one of the most foolish children's TV presenters of the Eighties (against some pretty stiff com...
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Implausible Name Scrolls | Moose Mansions
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Do you know of anyone with an implausible name? I don't mean things like hairdressers called Mr Bald or dentists called I. Yankem, that's just crap. We want absurd, sapid and recondite names. Send 'em in. According to the excellently-named Futility Closet. A girl was born in the West Riding of Yorkshire in 1379 named Diot Coke. It's not known whether she had a sister named Cherry. Vince writes, "A couple of years ago l interviewed a gentleman named Newley Gay. Ynke van der Ven-Van Wyngaarden. Possibly Sp...
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Spice Girl Factoid Depository | Moose Mansions
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Spice Girl Factoid Depository. Ever wanted to astonish your friends with a plethora of dubious facts about the execrable Spice Girls? No, neither have I. Spice Girl Facts A-Plenty. All around the country farmers are putting large Spice Girls posters up in their fields of corn, as they find these work much better than the old-fashioned Jon Pertwee-style scarecrows. (Reported by Pam). That fact brought to you by David Thornber, which is just as well because he's a much funnier writer than I am.). In days o...
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Dating rules | Moose Mansions
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There are some mental dating rules out there. Who is making up these rules like "the guy should pay for the first 5 dates", or "you have to have sex by the third date". I think the whole idea is a bit silly, so I have made up some rules of my own. The first date must take place on an elephant. The woman should call the man the day after the date to thank him, but she must speak only in Russian. If challenged, she should deny (in Russian) any knowledge of English. The third date should be in a flowerbed.
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Tosh Submission Area | Moose Mansions
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This is the bit where I pretend to pay attention to what you, the reader, think. Whereas in reality I'll simply be copying your original ideas and taking the credit for them myself. What you need to do is type your funny idea or whatever into the box below. Then send it off to me. I will look at it briefly, make a sort of cringing face and bin it. Then I'll just carry on and write Moose Mansions myself, like I always do. My name (for police records):. My email (will be sold and used to send me spam):.
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Games from the ancient era | Shimari
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Go (igo, baduk, or weiqi) blog by John Arundel. Raquo; Games from the ancient era. Games from the ancient era. Sun, 08/08/2010 - 22:42 John. When I first learned how to play Go. Eafebbg interesting eafebbg site! The curious incident of the seki in the daytime. 5 years 3 weeks. 5 years 15 weeks. How to play Go. 5 years 45 weeks. 6 years 1 week. The worst Go player. 6 years 1 week. Won by a seki. 6 years 2 weeks. Games from the ancient era. 6 years 2 weeks. A close game against Frank Janssen 6d. John Aru...
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Monthly archive | Shimari
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Go (igo, baduk, or weiqi) blog by John Arundel. Raquo; Monthly archive. Raquo; Monthly archive. Games from the ancient era. Sun, 08/08/2010 - 22:42 John. When I first learned how to play Go. Won by a seki. Mon, 08/09/2010 - 23:05 John. I was convinced I'd lost this until I remembered to count the point A1. I really can't count! The worst Go player. Sat, 08/14/2010 - 11:55 John. I live with a guy who is just the worst Go player. He's terrible! He misses obvious ataris and gets his groups killed.
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Monthly archive | Shimari
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Go (igo, baduk, or weiqi) blog by John Arundel. Raquo; Monthly archive. Raquo; Monthly archive. How to play Go. Sun, 10/10/2010 - 11:33 John. An unintentionally amusing rules booklet that came with a Go set I bought from Hamleys. Here's the full booklet. I would be amazed if anyone actually managed to learn Go from these instructions! How to play Go. The curious incident of the seki in the daytime. 5 years 3 weeks. 5 years 15 weeks. How to play Go. 5 years 45 weeks. 6 years 1 week. The worst Go player.
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The curious incident of the seki in the daytime | Shimari
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Go (igo, baduk, or weiqi) blog by John Arundel. Raquo; The curious incident of the seki in the daytime. The curious incident of the seki in the daytime. Thu, 08/04/2011 - 14:41 John. Humorist Will Rogers said, "Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects." As Go players we all have our individual blind spots - mine seems to be seki. In the game above, I managed to miss both putting myself into seki, and then getting myself out of it. I am Black. I enjoy playing my friend pablopicollo. I also made...
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Monthly archive | Shimari
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Go (igo, baduk, or weiqi) blog by John Arundel. Raquo; Monthly archive. Raquo; Monthly archive. The curious incident of the seki in the daytime. Thu, 08/04/2011 - 14:41 John. Humorist Will Rogers said, "Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects." As Go players we all have our individual blind spots - mine seems to be seki. In the game above, I managed to miss both putting myself into seki, and then getting myself out of it. I am Black. I enjoy playing my friend pablopicollo. 5 years 3 weeks.
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