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Scrib of the Nation. September 5, 2007} daaaa. Hey Ten minutes. Go! So the tribe worships still the dirt god. They still eat dirt and bathe in dirt and use dirt to wipe their asses. It is believed that they are the direct descendants of the people left after the dino invasion. It is also believed that the tribe is absolutely fucking retarded. With all the inbreeding that had to occur early on, how can you not be retarded? Superkungfugrip @ 9:09 pm [filed under Uncategorized. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.

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September | 2007 | Scrib of the Nation

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Scrib of the Nation. September 24, 2007} A brush with death/fame. A man I knew once said that “I’m the cock and the walk, baby”. Then man grew up to be Christopher Walken. He also said a lot of other things but some of them I couldn’t understand because he kind of mumbled and slurred his words a bit. This trait made him even more endearing. Let me tell you about the time Christopher Walken saved my life. What the fuck. 2) Does this guy really think I would flush a squirrel down the toilet? If I were an a...

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Space exploration | Scrib of the Nation

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Scrib of the Nation. September 12, 2007} Space exploration. Ba da ba ba ba. I’m lovin’ it! No NASA is wrong. I am gravitating the earths towards Uranus. ANd I think you know what I mean. The naughty, dirty little planet that isn’t for everyone. Only for those adventurous enough to plunder that planet’s sex treasures. That’s what I intend to to my friends. We’s goin’ to Uranus and we are going to have a swell time. Superkungfugrip @ 9:41 pm [filed under Uncategorized. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.

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A brush with death/fame | Scrib of the Nation

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Scrib of the Nation. September 24, 2007} A brush with death/fame. A man I knew once said that “I’m the cock and the walk, baby”. Then man grew up to be Christopher Walken. He also said a lot of other things but some of them I couldn’t understand because he kind of mumbled and slurred his words a bit. This trait made him even more endearing. Let me tell you about the time Christopher Walken saved my life. What the fuck. 2) Does this guy really think I would flush a squirrel down the toilet? You are commen...

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Tuna is so 1980’s | Scrib of the Nation

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Scrib of the Nation. September 17, 2007} Tuna is so 1980’s. That’s what you will be thinking). I’ll tell you why. That’s how frickin’ rare they are. That is what the pet fish man told me and he told me he has no reason to lie to me. I trust him with all my fish pets. Waaaaa. Superkungfugrip @ 9:30 pm [filed under Uncategorized. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). Notify me of new comments via email.

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Me if I was not I | Scrib of the Nation

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Scrib of the Nation. September 20, 2007} Me if I was not I. If I were a hypnotist I’d do shows at old folks homes and make them think they were dogs in heat. Then I’d leave. But not before I saw a little old action. If I were an astronaut I think you know what planet I’d explore. Thoroughly. Every wrinkle and pucker. If I were a lady I’d be infatuated with my breasts and intimidated and unsure about my vagina. If I sold drugs I would only sell illegal drugs. I like living on the edge. People who pity me.

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The price is adequate | Scrib of the Nation

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Scrib of the Nation. August 28, 2007} The price is adequate. One: Fuck blogger. I am abandoning that site in favor of WordPress/MySpace redundancy. Please enjoy. Remember, you can subscribe to my blog and get the updates directly in your inbox by clicking the link on the WordPress site. Two: I fucking hate, HATE, bitter tasting things. 8220;Scrib, I think that can of beans costs $18.”. 8220;What fucking country do you live in? Superkungfugrip @ 9:23 pm [filed under Uncategorized. Enter your comment here.

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Delicious | Scrib of the Nation

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Scrib of the Nation. August 31, 2007} Delicious. Let me tell you about the fucking sandwich I ate today. IT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS. I kid you not. Let me start at the beginning. My penis. And nuts. For what it’s worth to the Sprittles, that was the best fucking Fluff-a-Nutter I have ever had in my life. Superkungfugrip @ 9:37 pm [filed under Uncategorized. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public).

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August | 2007 | Scrib of the Nation

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Scrib of the Nation. August 31, 2007} Delicious. Let me tell you about the fucking sandwich I ate today. IT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS. I kid you not. Let me start at the beginning. My penis. And nuts. For what it’s worth to the Sprittles, that was the best fucking Fluff-a-Nutter I have ever had in my life. Superkungfugrip @ 9:37 pm [filed under Uncategorized. August 30, 2007} Career change. Superkungfugrip @ 9:31 pm [filed under Uncategorized. August 28, 2007} The price is adequate. Superkungfugrip @ 9:23 pm...