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The Nick Safari: October 2006
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Welcome Aboard the Nick Safari! Monday, October 23, 2006. I thought I'd spare you my usual verbal dribble, and give you some random photos. These are roughly from the Italy to England leg of the trip, and there's not many of myself, seeing as i'm usually the one behind the camera. Plus they're not in any semblance of order; i like chaos and you should too. A village in Chinque-Terra, Italy. A common sight in Mostar, Bosnia. As a concluding sidenote: i have now eaten snake. Finally. I'm now writing to you...
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The Elegant Bachelor: April 2006
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Sunday, April 16, 2006. Texting under the influence. Oh i think i can crash here wit yo glasses and i like you in your wire fronts'. You forgot your glasses and now i'm alcovatant'. He anyone was ever a cuntsack you were surely one. You and the whole damn system. Moutsan'. Posted by phatcam @ 12:18 AM. View my complete profile. Plevz Razor Sharp Wit. Cam's Phat Listening Record. Too much time on my hands or how i caught the cla. But what of the children? Texting under the influence.
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The Elegant Bachelor: May 2006
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Monday, May 08, 2006. Only the chronically syphilitic would miss them. Governor Hindmarsh Hotel, SA, $35.40 ( bf). Tickets on sale: 4 May. Oh my, oh my, oh my. i have my ticket already. i'm looking forward to this one. Posted by phatcam @ 5:15 PM. Saturday, May 06, 2006. Too much time on my hands or 'how i caught the clap'. I once loved a women who was not clean. She loved me hard, She loved me mean. One look down there. Gave quite a scare. Now so does my peen. Stay tuned for barroom sing-along version-.
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The Nick Safari: June 2006
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Welcome Aboard the Nick Safari! Tuesday, June 20, 2006. I'm now residing in Naples, Italy - a city world famous for inventing the pizza, having some of the most beautiful churches in Europe, and of having a mafia that uses particularly innovative and grotesque methods of murdering people (best story i've heard so far involved a small boy and a barrel of acid. but i said that South Australia does that kind of thing on a mass scale all the time anyway). Other random points of interest in Italy:. Does anyon...
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The Nick Safari: July 2006
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Welcome Aboard the Nick Safari! Saturday, July 15, 2006. Yep, i'm still heading east. I've now moved on from the Balkan region, and recently hit Bucharest, Romania. Why Romania of all places? Well, it's the birthplace of Vlad the Impaler of course! Better known to us as Dracula). So it's kind of a nerdy pilgrimage you could say. Dear Romanian Government,. So, as a rich Western country without a heart, concience, or soul, we request that in future YOU TIGHTEN YOUR BLOODY BORDERS, CAPICHE? Ok i'm off. ...
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The Nick Safari: February 2006
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Welcome Aboard the Nick Safari! Wednesday, February 22, 2006. Bluelist-o-rama - Part 2. As promised, here is the other bluelist i wrote. Oh but first i should mention that i (somehow) managed to cut bluelist #1 down to the acceptable word limit. So i've entered it into the competition. You can find it here. Five reasons why you should always sleep in a mosquito net in Southeast Asia. And the following message is for Lachy's Widget: Chuntometer0 - if you don't know what this means, go here. I'd love to ge...
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The Nick Safari: December 2006
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Welcome Aboard the Nick Safari! Tuesday, December 05, 2006. Back to the City of Churches. It's all over. All over. The adventure is finished. At least, it's over. Everyone who knows me well enough knows that i have a serious bug living inside me. and i'm not just talking about that tape worm i picked up in China - i'm talking about the so-called 'travel bug'. And that's where i'll be making my stupid observations and constant spelling mistakes from now on. As for Adelaide, it sucks. Never travel here.
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Cupboardy: May 2006
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Sunday, May 28, 2006. The Darkness: Permission to Land. Right, that does it. Once the fundamentalists attack The Darkness, I'm taking a stand. "F-words, s-words and misuses of God’s name stand out", claims this religious review of 2003's rockingest debut. This website, Plugged In. Helpfully gives you "pro-social" and "objectionable" content for each album. Strangely they missed out the pro-love song "I Believe In A Thing Called Love". The Black Eyed Peas,. The Pussycat Dolls,. Hail to the Thief. It's nic...
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The Nick Safari: September 2006
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Welcome Aboard the Nick Safari! Saturday, September 09, 2006. From Bucharest to Betws-y-Coed PART TWO. I also realise the last post was a bit lengthy, so i'll attempt to limit this discussion to three principle events: violence in Budapest, violent music in Holland, and violence in England. There. sounds like fun, positive topics right? You should be thankful i'm not including all the Nazi and Soviet memorial sights i visited in Germany, that's some real violence, so no complaints. Anyway, let's begin.
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The Elegant Bachelor: March 2006
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Friday, March 17, 2006. O how my great liberal heart labors. Being the influential, important public figure that i am, i'm often stopped in the street and asked for my views on current events. With our state election looming i was asked, 'I value your opinion more than life itself. Tell me how to vote and it shall be done.' by a fanatical elegant bachelor. Subscriber. To which i replied 'That's not strictly a question now, is it? Option #1 - X-treme Donkey Vote. Option #2 - Street Cred. Reward the most c...
