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The RedKap Files: May 2015
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Surviving Life.in a Northern town. Barely. Wednesday, May 27, 2015. I'm working from home today because my butt has turned into a volcano and OH MY GOD all I can think about is Johnny Cash's song Ring of Fire. There is a forest fire in my butt. I am sitting here working (no, really I am! Anyhow, I've had a couple of interesting fortune cookies lately. Not that I'm addicted to Chinese food, specifically dumpling soup and Shanghai noodles. No,siree Bob! A lovely individual is waiting for you. So then after...
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The RedKap Files: Sweet Girl
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Surviving Life.in a Northern town. Barely. Wednesday, July 29, 2015. Roxy's stopped coming on my early walks lately. She just sits in the lawn at my ma's while I walk Kobo, enjoying the cool cool grass under my ma's tree. My poor sweet girl is getting old, although her vocal chords are still intact. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. This Is Where I Leave You. Your Voice In My Head. The Worst Date Ever. Mistress of the Art of Darkness. The School of Essential Ingredients.
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The RedKap Files: September 2014
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Surviving Life.in a Northern town. Barely. Tuesday, September 30, 2014. Conversations With My Mother: Nerve Edition. My ma has been having a very hard time with her back/hip for the past many months. She's been seeing a chiropractor for "aquapuncture" (ma speak: acupuncture), and since she's been going on a regular basis and also seeing a physiotherapist it's been getting better. Slowly, but surely. Receptionist: Uhm.psychiactric nerve? Ma: Uhm.psy.wait.SCIATIC NERVE! Luckily, I have spies. Well, I had a...
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The RedKap Files: June 2015
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Surviving Life.in a Northern town. Barely. Saturday, June 27, 2015. I wish I could say that the reason I haven't posted lately was because I won the lottery and took off to the south of France. But here I sit, in my crooked trailer, home from a Tragically Hip concert trip where I woke up in the middle of the night in the hotel room and found the comforter from the bed in the middle of the bathroom, along with a pair of underwear. Beggars can't be choosers. ANYHOW, that's not the point. The point is, ...
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The RedKap Files: And THEN...
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Surviving Life.in a Northern town. Barely. Monday, May 4, 2015. So then after that drive (per last post like, 20 minutes ago), I finally made it home and could not open my door. Could NOT OPEN MY DOOR! Turns out the ground had moved and my door lock was seized. Yay! Like, what I want to do most after an 8 plus hour drive is find out my door won't open! And with a barking dog! Uhm, yeah. Can you give my ass a push please? I'm caught on the curtains. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A 30-something year-...
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The RedKap Files: Putting It Out Into the Universe
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Surviving Life.in a Northern town. Barely. Wednesday, April 8, 2015. Putting It Out Into the Universe. ANYHOW, my poor ma has been dealing with a very bad back - she is developing additional calcium deposits on some of her vertebrae that affects her nerves, making walking sometime a titanic effort - as well as a detached retina, although that is finally settling after a month and a half (she has another few weeks to go before she sees normally again). Sticking her middle finger up) F-you, universe! The W...
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The RedKap Files: November 2014
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Surviving Life.in a Northern town. Barely. Wednesday, November 19, 2014. OMG I am turning into my MOTHER! I got mixed up.and my MOTHER had to correct me! Good Lord. See correction below. Hi there. How are you? Sorry, my computer is on the wonk and I've been without it for like a million years and it's affected my ability to write and legs without but leaves. See what I mean? Anyhow, have you seen Maleficent? Her: Well, where the hell were the seven dwarves? Me: This was Sleeping Beauty. The Girl Who Kick...
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The RedKap Files: October 2014
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Surviving Life.in a Northern town. Barely. Monday, October 27, 2014. When you are playing crib with your dad, and you say you have 14 points, and your dad puts his head on the table and mumbles "how many points do you have? And then you try to recount and he finally lifts his head and says "20. You have 20 stinking points", you know it's time to get your dad a beer. He is about to blow his lid. Also, here's a tip: do not put your dad's butter in the fridge. You will be disowned. Thursday, October 23, 2014.
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The RedKap Files: February 2015
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Surviving Life.in a Northern town. Barely. Sunday, February 15, 2015. Nose hairs. They are growing like weeds out of my nostrils. Seriously - I already have hair on my back, down my front.now my nose? I turned 40 and suddenly I'm a Chia-Pet. It tells you the ultimate lie: that suicide is not selfish, it is the ultimate act of love, because your family will be better off without you. Ok, back to my nose hairs. I *think* I may need to buy me an electric nose clipper. Do women use these? A 30-something year...
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The RedKap Files: April 2015
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Surviving Life.in a Northern town. Barely. Wednesday, April 8, 2015. Putting It Out Into the Universe. ANYHOW, my poor ma has been dealing with a very bad back - she is developing additional calcium deposits on some of her vertebrae that affects her nerves, making walking sometime a titanic effort - as well as a detached retina, although that is finally settling after a month and a half (she has another few weeks to go before she sees normally again). Sticking her middle finger up) F-you, universe! Mistr...
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