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Flunky Boy: November 2011
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Wednesday, November 23, 2011. Egregious Abuse of B-Boys. Skip to 3:21 and thank me later). I like this song. Actually I like this song a lot (I'm a sucker for Robert Plant), but skip ahead to 3:58 for a hyper-embarrassing moment in 80s video history. WTF? Plus, you can't even do the "White Guy Dance" (a.k.a. Whatever the hell Springsteen is doing in the " Dancing in the Dark. Video Stop that Bruce. Stop it this INSTANT. Performance fo...
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Flunky Boy: April 2012
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Saturday, April 14, 2012. Religion to me has been a conundrum for some time now. I was raised Catholic and as a little kid I was a true believer. I bought into the mythology completely and without wavering. I knew. There was a heaven and hell and just as surely as I knew my own name (it's Mark by the way.see? There were rules about what behavior was good and there were specific things you absolutely could never EVER. Details but why n...
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Flunky Boy: May 2012
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Tuesday, May 8, 2012. Of public transportation as long as it is all you mahfuckahs taking the train leaving me to drive on unclogged roads. In practice, the MBTA is wholly unreliable. And, frankly, not significantly cheaper or convenient. This coming from a guy who used to work for an energy conservation company. And – lest we forget – Green-fucking-peace. And finding me GUILTY AS CHARGED. Fuck you lady. Links to this post.
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Flunky Boy: Oh Man, This is Gonna Suck
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Monday, August 20, 2012. Oh Man, This is Gonna Suck. Ok I have to say that I have MAJOR. Apprehensions about posting this so-called "story". That I wrote 20 years ago. I don't know how to even get the thing started. It doesn't even have a title let alone a good flow. Jeezus, what am I doing? Mira, please understand that I am absolutely not. There is no risk actually so let's get into it in its full, unedited glory shall we? Their hone...
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Flunky Boy: December 2011
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Wednesday, December 21, 2011. Lazy Blogging = Must Be Christmas Week. Like that only with tinsel. Suffice it to say, I'm too goddamn busy to write an entry and so I'm delegating this task to everyone's favorite guest author, Oliver the Cat. He's got a lot to say about the changes the house undergoes during this holiday season and offers many insights into why plastic bags are awesome. Looks like I'm going to get another shot at this!
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Flunky Boy: April 2013
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Thursday, April 18, 2013. Financial Tips from a Moron. Don't you hate it when something you enjoy like a blog or podcast or whatever goes away for an extended period of time and there's like zero information for the reason? And then suddenly (hopefully) it comes back but they never address the absence? Yea, me too. Sure, let's download that. I have practical things, silly things, necessary things, and games. Angry Birds? It is simply ...
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Flunky Boy: Uh, The Hell?
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Tuesday, September 4, 2012. Uh, The Hell? With an awkward kitchen tool? Can it get more ridiculous than that? The answer is yes, of course it can. Check out the first. Parts of this story before diving into this silliness. Saddle up:. UNNAMED SHORT STORY, PART III. He looked back at his wife's body. "I should probably do something about that as well, huh? As he passed the laundry room an idea did come to him. It seemed like a good...
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Flunky Boy: September 2012
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Tuesday, September 4, 2012. Uh, The Hell? With an awkward kitchen tool? Can it get more ridiculous than that? The answer is yes, of course it can. Check out the first. Parts of this story before diving into this silliness. Saddle up:. UNNAMED SHORT STORY, PART III. He looked back at his wife's body. "I should probably do something about that as well, huh? As he passed the laundry room an idea did come to him. It seemed like a good...
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Flunky Boy: August 2011
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Friday, August 26, 2011. On a recent episode of Louie. Louie CK had to pitch a movie idea to a high-powered movie studio executive at an impromptu lunch meeting. He described a film premise where the main character's life starts out crappy and then through a series of poor choices and failed ventures his situation ends up becoming even worse than when the movie started (which apparently is a fairly common theme. The other demon tells ...