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Foreigner by Default: March 2008
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Monday, 31 March 2008. Yep, I'm not afraid to say it out loud. A nudgy-pushy-destructive-heavyweight bitch. Who lives to eat. I'm talking about my mother-in-laws old springer spaniel whom we're babysitting while her family is traveling, of course. What did you think? Why is she called Gravity? Well, according to the Ultimate Other Half she used to fall a lot when she was a pup. From the bed, off the stairs and so on. So he called her Gravity. In the evening I discovered that the reason she so patiently s...
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Foreigner by Default: February 2008
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Thursday, 7 February 2008. Posted by Foreigner by Default. Labels: Fun and games. Friday, 1 February 2008. About The Quirky Guy. It had started to get too awkward for him to squeeze himself into the wheelchair and that was the first day he admitted a defeat. They had wheeled him into the patient smoking area in his bed. He was lounging in his fancy push-the-button-and something-will-raise/lower/vibrate bed in relaxed manner, gin and tonic in one hand and cigarette in other. He snorted with utter contempt.
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Foreigner by Default: A tad confused here
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Friday, 4 April 2008. A tad confused here. You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish. How Boyish or Girlish Are You? And there was me thinking I'm dead cute and feminine and stuff! Does that mean that I'm pregnant with a boy? Will The Ultimate Other Half feel a bit awkward around me now? Where can I get some chocolate? Posted by Foreigner by Default. Labels: Fun and games. More than 30% girlish methinks. What did the Ultimate Other Half come out as? Or is he too manly to take tests like that! Is it just me?
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Foreigner by Default: Answer to (some of) my problems
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Tuesday, 8 April 2008. Answer to (some of) my problems. Life was so much more predictable when I wasn't driving yet. Granted, I had to drag hapless Ultimate Other Half with me either I needed to get a PPS number or bikini wax. But it was his own fault for not protesting more and only making very subtle remarks in lines "when will you learn to drive" once in couple of months or so. Perhaps he was slightly put off by me barking "Never! Who puts lamp posts in the middle of a parking lot anyway? Now, did I m...
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Foreigner by Default: Whoopin' Bug
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Thursday, 3 April 2008. I have yet to see the day when everything goes by plan. But despite my shaky fingers, cranky disposition, car running out of petrol and having to take slightly feverish Sir Sprout with us we made it to the doctor alright. Didn't take long before I was facing the No-Nonsense-Nurse again. I remembered her from last round. All too well. I know now she's quite nice really, just terribly abrupt. So, give me a letter from your GP! I felt blood draining from my head. Not to mention that ...
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Foreigner by Default: Precious, precious moments
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Wednesday, 2 April 2008. Precious, precious moments. I don't know if I should be feeling happy or proud or faintly disturbed and worried. Thing is, Sip Sprout has taken an epic step on speech development field. This morning he actually uttered something which (with application of some creative thinking) could qualify as a sentence. Then he looked at me. Expectantly. I stared back with blatant disregard of his obvious intentions. He then proceeded to point at television and said loud and (fairly) clear:.
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Foreigner by Default: April 2008
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Tuesday, 22 April 2008. Extra deep cleavages and traditional values. Shockingly we were all out of bed more than half an hour before we had to head out of the door. Sir Sprout was changed, dressed and busy disassembling his wooden train when The Ultimate Other Half got out of shower. When I came out my bra was nowhere to be found. Or my top. Yes, I do have more than one bra and top but those were the ones I wanted to wear. Ever tried to reason with pregnant woman? Don't waste your time! YES IT BLOODY IS!
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Foreigner by Default: Shopping assistance needed - Vol. 1
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Thursday, 10 April 2008. Shopping assistance needed - Vol. 1. Where could I get T-shirt like that? They have bucket loads of vomit-inducing slogans like "Fertile Goddess" or "Baby Love" but nothing really RELEVANT like this little number I had to design myself. PS And no, it's not me on the picture, thank you very much, I'm far from blonde and svelte. I nicked the photo from some maternity wear site. I think it was Funmum.com. Posted by Foreigner by Default. 11 April 2008 at 13:15. 11 April 2008 at 16:00.
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Foreigner by Default: Extra deep cleavages and traditional values
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Tuesday, 22 April 2008. Extra deep cleavages and traditional values. Shockingly we were all out of bed more than half an hour before we had to head out of the door. Sir Sprout was changed, dressed and busy disassembling his wooden train when The Ultimate Other Half got out of shower. When I came out my bra was nowhere to be found. Or my top. Yes, I do have more than one bra and top but those were the ones I wanted to wear. Ever tried to reason with pregnant woman? Don't waste your time! YES IT BLOODY IS!
