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Marmiteboy On Toast: October 2005

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Marmiteboy - Urbane Warrior. Friday, October 28, 2005. I've taken the plunge and I'm not sure I should have. I'm not at all sure about what I have just done at all. I have just submitted details to a dating agency. A 'introduction service' leaflet came through my door this week and it had a website address on it so I've just had a look to see what they were about about and they looked okay. I really don't know. Posted by marmiteboy at 9:15 pm. Thursday, October 27, 2005. Mumpy's Criptastic Marmite Banner.

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Marmiteboy On Toast: January 2006

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Marmiteboy - Urbane Warrior. Monday, January 30, 2006. I Started Something I Couldn't Finish. Now why couldn't I have thought of that 10 minutes ago. Doh! Too late now.she'll be long gone and anyway IKEA is not the kind of place to do this kind of thing is it? No I haven't started talking to myself (I've been doing that for years), I am just giving myself a bit of a telling off for not continuing a conversation with a real live woman yesterday when the opportunity arose in the IKEA canteen. There must be...

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Marmiteboy On Toast: March 2006

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Marmiteboy - Urbane Warrior. Monday, March 27, 2006. Camberwick Green -Post Modern Kids TV. When I was young Camberwick Green was my favourite 'Watch With Mother' programme. I loved the stories from the little village in Trumptonshire. In fact I was a little bit obsessed with it. Mr Crockett, the garage mechanic, was my hero and I longed to be a mechanic just like him. Those of you that know me will see the irony in this seeing that I have no mechanical ability whatsoever. Was it him that planted the ide...

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Marmiteboy On Toast: July 2006

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Marmiteboy - Urbane Warrior. Monday, July 31, 2006. Time To Get Ill. This is quite possibly the best idea anyone has ever had when filming a concert. The usual trouble with concert films, in my opinon, is that they always feel a bit clinical. You never feel part of the crowd, which is the whole point of going to gigs. The Beastie Boys have come up with a whle new concept and what could have been a disaster really works a treat. The whole effect is, well, awesome! He is mindblowing. I can't remember s...

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Marmiteboy On Toast: August 2005

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Marmiteboy - Urbane Warrior. Wednesday, August 24, 2005. Rain, rain Go Away. Typical bloody weather. What a lovely prospect, sleeping in a tent in the middle of a field whilst it's pouring with rain. You see I don't do tents usually. Horrible things tents, no home comforts, no hot running water, no loo and most importantly no comfy bed with sheets and pillows. I'm looking forward to seeing some top bands over the weekend especially The Pixies and Dinosaur Jnr. Rockin The Suburbs. Ben Folds. This is my fi...

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Marmiteboy On Toast: November 2005

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Marmiteboy - Urbane Warrior. Monday, November 28, 2005. There's No Other Way. This is something I should have done ages ago but I kept convincing myself that I was going to be alright in a couple of days and my concentration levels were going to be miraculously restored. This hasn't happened and I don't think it will for a bit, so this is the best option. It might not stop the anxiety but it will be one thing less to fret about. Posted by marmiteboy at 9:04 pm. Sunday, November 27, 2005. It is quite inti...

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Marmiteboy On Toast: February 2006

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Marmiteboy - Urbane Warrior. Sunday, February 26, 2006. A recent e-mail conversation with a new cyber friend and last weekends Jackanory night, has got me thinking about the art of storytelling. Any book that is read out loud is only as good as it's reader. It can be the greatest book it the English language, but if it is read without passion then it isn't worth the time it takes to listen. Posted by marmiteboy at 12:00 am. Friday, February 24, 2006. I've been in darkest Berkshire, if there is such a thi...

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Marmiteboy On Toast: June 2006

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Marmiteboy - Urbane Warrior. Wednesday, June 21, 2006. Can We Have The Slits Again! Lily and Sybil came round for tea last night and when they arrived I was playing the seminal first album by the Punk-Dub band The Slits. Realeased in 1979 on the back of the punk explosion it is a marvellous cacophony of shrieking vocals, jagged guitar and heavy basslines. I even gave her the option of something else but she was insistant 'No, The Slits'. Posted by marmiteboy at 1:33 pm. Saturday, June 17, 2006. Marvellou...

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Marmiteboy On Toast: December 2005

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Marmiteboy - Urbane Warrior. Saturday, December 31, 2005. Hanging On The Telephone. I'm not a happy Marmite today. Not even Marmite served thinly spread on Keira Knightley could lift my gloom (okay that last bit was a lie). I have rung them on three ocassions now and have been told that the problem will be resolved 'as soon as possible', which means precisely nothing. They told me that I could change the modem settings on my computer to bypass the problem, but I've tried that and it didn't work. Thanks M...

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Marmiteboy On Toast: September 2005

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Marmiteboy - Urbane Warrior. Friday, September 30, 2005. Predictive Text - Bane Of My Life. If like me you have dreadful hand eye co-ordination (not because of any impairment you understand, I'm just crap), predictive text on mobile phones is a bloody nightmare. Let me explain. Fuck - eval (which isn't even a word! Ham - gan (neither is this! As we can see predictive text is a load of bollocks or in predictive text language colloaks (look that up in the dictionary, you won't find it). This is only a theo...