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Kelly in Kansas: 02/01/2003 - 03/01/2003

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Tangential thinking about teaching, technology, and tangents. Thursday, February 27, 2003. K-12 Education Site of the Day. Posted by Kelly in Kansas @ 8:58:00 PM. Posted by Kelly in Kansas @ 8:45:00 PM. From Critical Mass.great perspective on the race and education issue. Dave's right, it's not such a beautiful day. Also via Dave, oops. Posted by Kelly in Kansas @ 8:43:00 PM. A realistic view of Hollywood experts. Posted by Kelly in Kansas @ 8:30:00 PM. A wonderful story about Mr. Rogers' passing. It's a...

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Stop Me If You've Heard This: A Full Boat

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010. A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women who in a short time were. Fighting over his attentions. They held a meeting to resolve the. Problem anddecided that each would have his services on adifferent day. Of the week, with Sundays off for him. In due time the guy was. Dragging himself through theweek, looking forward to Sunday. As he lay. An the beach one day he saw a dot floatingon the sea which as it got. Closer turned out to be aman on a raft. With his last ounce of.

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Stop Me If You've Heard This: It Pays to Read the Fine Print

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Friday, July 02, 2010. It Pays to Read the Fine Print. Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued:. Proctor: I beg your pardon? Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale. Proctor: Sorry, no. Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request and require that you bring me Cakes and Ale. Posted by Paul Batt.

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Stop Me If You've Heard This: No Woman No Cry

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Monday, March 15, 2010. No Woman No Cry. Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didnt want any advice. Posted by Paul Batt. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stop Me If You've Heard This. Dedicated to my brother Pete, the funniest guy I've ever had the pleasure to meet. Of course, he's computer illiterate, so he'll never know. Do You Mean Funny "Ha Ha" or. PHC- Pretty Good Jokes. Black People Love Us! Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Fourth Wall: April 2004

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Thursday, April 29, 2004. I mentioned this list in the Calvert lounge today. From Catholicity.com:. BUMPER STICKERS SEEN ON THE POPEMOBILE:. Question Authority. Ask Me Anything.". Infallibility on Loan from God.". God REALLY IS My Co-Pilot.". Honk if You Pray the Rosary.". Choose ETERNAL Life.". Speak Softly and Carry a Big Cross". All Roads Lead to Rome.". Say Mass, Not War.". Give Me Confession or Give me Death.". I Brake for Souls.". Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss.". Bible On Board.". She sai...

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Stop Me If You've Heard This: We don't want to tell any of THOSE jokes

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Thursday, April 01, 2010. We don't want to tell any of THOSE jokes. How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder. Posted by Paul Batt. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stop Me If You've Heard This. Dedicated to my brother Pete, the funniest guy I've ever had the pleasure to meet. Of course, he's computer illiterate, so he'll never know. Do You Mean Funny "Ha Ha" or. PHC- Pretty Good Jokes. Black People Love Us! Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Stop Me If You've Heard This: Horribly Racist Joke For Sure

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Monday, November 08, 2010. Horribly Racist Joke For Sure. Q: How do you know when a planeload of Canadians has arrived in Taipei? A: After the engines are shut down, you can still hear the whine. Source: withheld to protect the.uhh."innocent.". Posted by Paul Batt. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stop Me If You've Heard This. Dedicated to my brother Pete, the funniest guy I've ever had the pleasure to meet. Of course, he's computer illiterate, so he'll never know. Do You Mean Funny "Ha Ha" or.

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Stop Me If You've Heard This: Call the Carpet Cleaner!

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Saturday, June 05, 2010. Call the Carpet Cleaner! A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She. Looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very. Embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed. Her little accident and hopes a sales person does not pop up at that. Moment. As she turns back, standing next to her is a salesman. Good. Day, how may we help you today?

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Stop Me If You've Heard This: Whose line?

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Monday, September 02, 2013. A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Posted by Paul Batt.

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Stop Me If You've Heard This: Quick Thinking

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Tuesday, October 30, 2012. From the Car Talk Archives:. Ron, an elderly man in Florida, owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. Some old men can still think fast.