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Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?: October 2010
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A self-indulgent experiment in motivation. Tuesday, October 26, 2010. Sarah Jessica Parker Has Alien Arms. During my audition for the laziest, most hungover, repugnant human being on the face of the earth this weekend, I suffered through 145 minutes of Sex and the City 2. That's right. I watched a Sex and the City movie instead of exercising. Instead of showering. In fact, I watched Sex in the City instead of doing anything. Just give me the blue ribbon right now. C'mon with those things! Seeing photogra...
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Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?: Jesus take my fork
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A self-indulgent experiment in motivation. Thursday, February 23, 2012. Jesus take my fork. Currently there are three tubes of Pringles and four bags of Crispers sitting in my pantry because they were on sale and I am a weak and pathetic human being. Shockingly, there are no post-Valentine's Day chocolates. only because I ate them all already. Nothing seems to be working, so I wrote a song. I hope you guys like it. Jesus Take My Fork. She was nibbling last Friday on a chocolate cake. She was so scared.
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Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?: My arms are still flabby
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A self-indulgent experiment in motivation. Monday, April 9, 2012. My arms are still flabby. Because you asked, I'll have you know that I just finished my eighth day of Jillian Michaels' 30 Day Shred. As predicted, I already failed the part where you work out every day for 30 days. You know, the whole premise of the program? I unfortunately had to take a sudden three day hiatus last week. Unexpected hiatuses aside, frankly 30 straight days of working out simply cannot be done unless you're a hermit.
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Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?: I got what I deserved
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A self-indulgent experiment in motivation. Tuesday, December 20, 2011. I got what I deserved. Because today is my gym off-day, I gleefully consented to a post-work nap. What I'd like to believe this looked like:. What I'm sure it really looked like:. By the time I slithered out of bed, it was too late to cook a decent meal, so I made a crucial error: I resorted to McDonald's drive thru - the ultimate in abject slobbery. This night isn't salvageable. I know this now. But tomorrow is a new day, a d...
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Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?: December 2011
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A self-indulgent experiment in motivation. Wednesday, December 21, 2011. Do you hate my life? Because I hate my life. Tuesday, December 20, 2011. I got what I deserved. Because today is my gym off-day, I gleefully consented to a post-work nap. What I'd like to believe this looked like:. What I'm sure it really looked like:. By the time I slithered out of bed, it was too late to cook a decent meal, so I made a crucial error: I resorted to McDonald's drive thru - the ultimate in abject slobbery. This night...
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Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?: Jillian Michaels is a crazy bitch
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A self-indulgent experiment in motivation. Thursday, March 29, 2012. Jillian Michaels is a crazy bitch. But when you look like this. You can pretty much act however the hell you want. I never got into The Biggest Loser. Because reality TV grinds my gears. Besides, if I wanted to see obese people flop around aimlessly for an hour or so I'd just head on down to the local WalMart. Purchased her 30 Day Shred. And before you point out how incredibly cheap I am, note that I already know that. And then, blam-o!
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Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?: June 2011
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A self-indulgent experiment in motivation. Thursday, June 30, 2011. The bottle, in case you were confused as to what 'it' was.). After a lengthy hiatus, I've decided to give the ol' blog another go. As predicted, I got lazy, and quit. Surprised? Quitting things is my MO. Since the fall, I have made some changes, albeit small and ultimately inconsequential. I uh, also. How about a little anecdote? Last night (please note that last night was a Wednesday. Night), I bought a case of beer. Some chums came over.
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Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?: July 2011
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A self-indulgent experiment in motivation. Sunday, July 3, 2011. Today a friend pointed out how amusing it was that I so steadfastly professed to quit binge drinking only to blog about being horrendously hungover (again) the following post. Blogs don't lie. I am a weak and pathetic human being. Me either. Get ready for additional hilarity, for I'm now going to tell you how long it took me to run 5K - only because I hope to improve this humiliating time in the near future. Saturday, July 2, 2011. Arguably...
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Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?: April 2012
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A self-indulgent experiment in motivation. Monday, April 9, 2012. My arms are still flabby. Because you asked, I'll have you know that I just finished my eighth day of Jillian Michaels' 30 Day Shred. As predicted, I already failed the part where you work out every day for 30 days. You know, the whole premise of the program? I unfortunately had to take a sudden three day hiatus last week. Unexpected hiatuses aside, frankly 30 straight days of working out simply cannot be done unless you're a hermit.
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Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?: Do you hate my life?
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A self-indulgent experiment in motivation. Wednesday, December 21, 2011. Do you hate my life? Because I hate my life. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A powerfully uncool human being. View my complete profile. Do you hate my life? I got what I deserved. Little Big City Girl. Ethereal template. Template images by Jason Morrow.
