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PHP, The many meanings of static. :: Jarvis Badgley
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PHP, The many meanings of static. April 19th, 2012. Has a lot of different uses in PHP. It can change the accesibility of a function, alter the scope of a variable, and change what class a statement refers to. This post will attempt to explain the different uses by way of examples. Please note that this is not a complaint article, it is intended to be informative for those learning PHP. Public - Accessible from anywhere. Protected - Accessible from inside the defining class and its subclasses. Private - ...
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Death spirals. :: Jarvis Badgley
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June 2nd, 2014. When my mother and I moved to California in 1998, she went to the DMV to register for a CA drivers license. The CA DMV informed her that, in addition to her Michigan ID, she needed to have a Social Security card. She lost her Social Security card years ago, so she went to the Social Security office to file for a reprint, which, she learned, required a California drivers license first. Failure. Since my Facebook account is now attached to a different account, I cant claim it. If you create...
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An introduction to Backbone.js, as annotated source code. :: Jarvis Badgley
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An introduction to Backbone.js, as annotated source code. May 23rd, 2014. You can find the complete guide at http:/ chipersoft.com/intro-to-backbone/. Backbone is a JavaScript library that provides various tools to assist in the organization of front-end programming code. It provides constructs for structuring your code into distinct data models, presentational views and execution controllers. This organizational pattern is referred to commonly as MVC. It need not be modified itself to perform its duties.
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The Profoundness of Terry Pratchett :: Jarvis Badgley
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The Profoundness of Terry Pratchett. August 24th, 2014. Re: http:/ www.reddit.com/r/discworld/comments/2efj22/night watch goes to my favorite books list/cjz5yo6. It feels like somewhere in the last ten years, Pratchett has tapped into something more, something different from the earlier books. All of the recent ones have felt far more profound than the early ones. I have to agree, however, that Night Watch was extremely prescient of modern day civil issues. Then again, many of the problems happening ...
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Lets Make A Language :: Jarvis Badgley
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Lets Make A Language. July 10th, 2012. Programmers are not the people who made PHP the kingpin of the web that it is today. If your biggest problems with PHP all stem from the fact that the language doesnt behave like the languages you learned in college, you are not PHPs target audience. You do not have the niche that PHP fills, and that makes you completely unqualified to create something that could replace it. Last year I learned Python, looked into Ruby and dabbled with CoffeeScript. From them I ...
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Introduction to using MySQL as a NoSQL store via Memcache :: Jarvis Badgley
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Introduction to using MySQL as a NoSQL store via Memcache. May 25th, 2013. New in MySQL 5.6 is support for interacting with a table as a raw key/value store, bypassing the SQL parser and make direct reads and writes to and from tables without the overhead of domain specific language. This direct access affords significant performance gains and makes it much easier to use MySQL as a document store. This is accessed via an interface most PHP developers are familiar with, Memcache. Wget http:/ cdn.mysql...
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Jarvis Badgley
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With 20 years of experience. Creating content for the web, building everything from the back-end server architecture and database design to the page layouts and dynamic front-end interactions. I have constructed sites of all sizes, from single page applications. To large multi-page cross-domain CMS. Storefronts. Since 2010 I have worked fully remote from my home office in San Diego, California as both a team member and as a team leader. Programming Languages, Concepts and Software. Mashli was a content a...
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Landline Abandonment :: Jarvis Badgley
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December 3rd, 2013. In response to http:/ www.reddit.com/r/geek/comments/1rzno7/the beginning of the end for landline phones/cdsk317. Six months later we had two incidents a week apart where police showed up at my door because 911 said they received a hangup call from my house. Both times I showed them my phone wasnt even connected. That was when we decided to cancel the service. Node IS a Salad Bar, so why are you eating veggie medley? May 16th, 2016. Twitter Isn't Made For Us. February 6th, 2016. Lets ...
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In which I rave about Jurassic Park :: Jarvis Badgley
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In which I rave about Jurassic Park. April 13th, 2013. What Im speaking of is of course the original DTS Digital Theater Experience. Jurassic Park, like all of Speilbergs movies before he switched to digital, was shot using a film format called Super 35. Which sat closer to acadamy 1.32:1. IMAX has an aspect ratio of 1.41:1, so for this re-release the film was enlarged to include the entire print. Node IS a Salad Bar, so why are you eating veggie medley? May 16th, 2016. Twitter Isn't Made For Us. How cha...
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TwitterMostFollowed :: Jarvis Badgley
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June 15th, 2012. My wife asked me tonight if there was any way for her to find out the top 100 people followed by the people she follows on Twitter. After a while searching for a service to do that, I decided to just write a script to do it myself. I decided to write it in Node.js as a learning exercise. You need to have the. Libraries installed via npm. So what did I learn from this exercise? Node IS a Salad Bar, so why are you eating veggie medley? May 16th, 2016. Twitter Isn't Made For Us. January 4th...
