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The Accident Twins: March 1990
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A screenplay in many, many installments. New scenes posted every Thursday. INT SILVER LANCE PRODUCTIONS - LANCE'S OFFICE - DAY CU TV monitor. BOBBY .140 units, nurse. Did you think I wouldn't notice that? INTERN #2 No. We're relaxing. LANCE Do I have to do everything in this office myself? INTERN #1 Yep. LANCE I didn't actually want an answer. INTERN #1 Sorry. He rises and hits the lights. WAYNE You don't.you don't want to watch the rest of it? LANCE Yah. WAYNE What about my script? He points to the door...
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The Accident Twins: March 1991
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A screenplay in many, many installments. New scenes posted every Thursday. INT COMPLETE AND UTTER DARKNESS - INDETERMINATE How black can you get? Not much blacker than the screen at the moment. BOBBY (O.S.) (deep voice) - it was my father, Georgette. He was a plastic surgeon, a brilliant one. He made all those people so pretty. So perfect. After he locked me in the dog shed all I could think about was destroying that beauty and perfection. I wanted to smash! I wanted to mutilate! No A beat. WAYNE (CO...
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The Accident Twins
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A screenplay in many, many installments. New scenes posted every Thursday. INT SILVER LANCE PRODUCTIONS - DAY. Wow, this is hot. Two women are on a guy, all are basically. Naked, bodies are damp with sweat and God knows what else. Their MOANS OF PLEASURE are loud and deep. Ooooh, Boris. You are so huge.oh! A pair of eyes, focused and intense, watches the action in. All the way in, baby. All. The. The second woman unceremoniously moves her ass over Boris'. Oh yeahhhhhhh. Gimme that. WAYNE (O.S.). Here com...
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The Accident Twins: February 1995
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A screenplay in many, many installments. New scenes posted every Thursday. Bobby dozes peacefully. WAYNE (CONT'D) Take care of you. Another OBJECT IS THROWN AT THE CLOCK and the alarm stops ringing. It also FALLS TO THE FLOOR AND BREAKS INTO SEVERAL PIECES. Some other object DROPS AND BOUNCES ACROSS THE ROOM. A moment later, something large and heavy also FALLS ON THE GROUND. This jolts Bobby awake. BOBBY Dad? WAYNE (O.S.) Yeh, Bob. BOBBY You okay, man? Or maybe a leftover Slurpee? Los Angeles resident t...
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The Accident Twins: February 1993
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A screenplay in many, many installments. New scenes posted every Thursday. INT SILVER LANCE PRODUCTIONS - DAY. Wayne enters a corridor and before reaching a door at the end. Of it turns to talk to a SECRETARY. Hi, Janelle. Is Lance. The secretary is slumped over her desk, either dead or. He gently prods her. She comes to life. Uhhhuhhh.oh.no more Mojito,. Felipe, no mas, por favor. She collapses on her keyboard. Her PC starts BEEPING. Wayne gingerly moves her off the keyboard. She doesn't stir. Yeah Well...
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The Accident Twins: January 1999
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A screenplay in many, many installments. New scenes posted every Thursday. INT SILVER LANCE PRODUCTIONS - DAY. Wow, this is hot. Two women are on a guy, all are basically. Naked, bodies are damp with sweat and God knows what else. Their MOANS OF PLEASURE are loud and deep. Ooooh, Boris. You are so huge.oh! A pair of eyes, focused and intense, watches the action in. All the way in, baby. All. The. The second woman unceremoniously moves her ass over Boris'. Oh yeahhhhhhh. Gimme that. WAYNE (O.S.). Here com...
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The Accident Twins: February 1998
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A screenplay in many, many installments. New scenes posted every Thursday. EXT WARNER BROTHERS - DAY. Wayne is working at a major studio! Well, not exactly. He is. Parading in front of the building, in line with a loose. Collection of writers. He wears a standard-issue "Writers. Guild on Strike" gray t-shirt that looks a size or two big. For him, and totes a strike sign. He is walking slightly. Behind an attractive female protester and sprints a little to. Catch up with her. Why, no. Not at all. Looks ba...
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The Accident Twins: February 1994
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A screenplay in many, many installments. New scenes posted every Thursday. That looks pretty cool, why don't we. WAYNE Yeah, it's the Santa Monica pier. So like I was saying, we need to come up with some kind of plan. BOBBY You don't want to stop? You write, I star? WAYNE ET meets High Noon in medieval Japan. Hmmm, I'm not sure the market is right for that one. And I still have yet to write it. A beat. Bobby pokes at the car stereo. BOBBY Can I crank this, man? Any projects in mind? BOBBY No. Not at ...