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My life as a Smurf: I don't want to talk about it part 2
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My life as a Smurf. Saturday, March 8, 2014. I don't want to talk about it part 2. I hit the floor at a dead run. As I clear each section, I radio Butter and yell "Clear! He responds with "Roger". The Mad Shitter is not here. Floor is Clear, over? I say back at the stairwell. Shit" is all I hear Butter say and then the radio goes dead. I take six deep gulps of air and jog up to the penthouse. What I find is Butter half buried in books clutching a sweater that I can tell is not his own. What did I miss?
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My life as a Smurf: I don't want to talk about it.(part 1)
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My life as a Smurf. Tuesday, February 4, 2014. I don't want to talk about it.(part 1). Shift start. 2pm. This is badge 36, I have a 10-58, 3rd floor Umain Building.". Badge 36. Why are you yelling? In pursuit." heavy breathing. "Drunk and Disorderly! Badge 36-" laughter in background "Keep it down, repeat 10 code.". Fu-" radio cuts out. I run smack into Frank the librarian and we go down in a heap. He drawls at the two of us. No love for smurfs. I pivot and take up pursuit. 10-58- can we get some backup?
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My life as a Smurf: The Smurfs go on holiday
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My life as a Smurf. Thursday, June 14, 2012. The Smurfs go on holiday. Yes, the Smurfs at the University are taking a brief hiatus until July. Thanks for reading! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Get it by Email. The Smurfs go on holiday. The costs of free internet. I am over educated, deep in financial debt, underpaid but not undervalued. I love my job. I love my house, my cat, my dog and most of the time, my mom. View my complete profile. Translate- in case you are the Russian. I have a deep res...
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My life as a Smurf: February 2014
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My life as a Smurf. Tuesday, February 4, 2014. I don't want to talk about it.(part 1). Shift start. 2pm. This is badge 36, I have a 10-58, 3rd floor Umain Building.". Badge 36. Why are you yelling? In pursuit." heavy breathing. "Drunk and Disorderly! Badge 36-" laughter in background "Keep it down, repeat 10 code.". Fu-" radio cuts out. I run smack into Frank the librarian and we go down in a heap. He drawls at the two of us. No love for smurfs. I pivot and take up pursuit. 10-58- can we get some backup?
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My life as a Smurf: June 2012
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My life as a Smurf. Thursday, June 14, 2012. The Smurfs go on holiday. Yes, the Smurfs at the University are taking a brief hiatus until July. Thanks for reading! Friday, June 1, 2012. The costs of free internet. The reference people try to act like it doesn't matter who uses the computers to surf the net- but because they have painted themselves into a corner with it, they are stuck. So what is the problem with 20 to 30 homeless/unemployed and might as well be homeless people using these computers?
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My life as a Smurf: Life
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My life as a Smurf. Tuesday, May 6, 2014. This is just one of those blogs. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Get it by Email. I am over educated, deep in financial debt, underpaid but not undervalued. I love my job. I love my house, my cat, my dog and most of the time, my mom. I write and am writing. I have filmed and will be filming. But for now I blog and will be blogging. View my complete profile. Translate- in case you are the Russian. Superheroes are hard to find. Life According to Mike.
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My life as a Smurf: March 2014
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My life as a Smurf. Saturday, March 8, 2014. I don't want to talk about it part 2. I hit the floor at a dead run. As I clear each section, I radio Butter and yell "Clear! He responds with "Roger". The Mad Shitter is not here. Floor is Clear, over? I say back at the stairwell. Shit" is all I hear Butter say and then the radio goes dead. I take six deep gulps of air and jog up to the penthouse. What I find is Butter half buried in books clutching a sweater that I can tell is not his own. What did I miss?
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My life as a Smurf: April 2012
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My life as a Smurf. Saturday, April 28, 2012. Lost in the Stacks. At one time fiction was easier to sweep because the books are smaller than non-fiction and you could see through the gaps in the shelves- not 100% but better than it was, that is until some brilliant admin decided that the fiction collection could be condensed by "double shelving" and now there is no gaps between the shelves. What do I mean by this? Let me give you some examples. There are ways to let things be and still get the job done&#...
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My life as a Smurf: January 2014
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My life as a Smurf. Monday, January 27, 2014. Why are you grinning like that.". Butter wriggles his eyebrows. It's unnerving. Women think it's cute- they should know better. Our man Hervey caught the Mad Shitter.". Well, almost." Butter sighs. Do I really need to know the details? Butter puffs out a sigh, look at the ceiling and then crosses his arms as he leans back in his chair. We're at the security desk. Probably not, but I figured you might want to know before you see Hervey tonight.". So, what did ...
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My life as a Smurf: March 2012
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My life as a Smurf. Friday, March 30, 2012. There are 2 lives for a smurf.security guard- i mean. There are 2 lives for security smurfs- I mean guards. The big equalizer in our line of work is Sporting events like FOOTBALL. Though basketball does get some attention but not as much as FOOTBALL. other events that rank are concerts, tractor pulls, truck shows and Wrassling. Also we get the illusion we cops are all on the same team. Thursday, March 29, 2012. There was this guy. We have our own Smurfette.".
