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Derelict Junction: November 2004
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Providing missile launch codes for foreign cryptographers everywhere. Monday, November 15, 2004. Life is Worth Living! Something happened a couple weeks ago that has once again restored my faith and hope in this world. What could that be? Seeing a newborn bird take flight? Witnessing a breathtaking sunset? Watching a butterfly land on a retarded boy's nose, making him feel special and alive (Stolen from Dave Attell, pick up his CD. When it happens, all I can think of is the cultural shock-waves it sends ...
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Derelict Junction: April 2005
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Providing missile launch codes for foreign cryptographers everywhere. Saturday, April 30, 2005. Less than 7 hours to go. In the words of Willie Nelson, "Whisky River, take my mind.". Posted by Jeff @ 5:07 PM. Wednesday, April 27, 2005. Greatest Joke of All Time Nominee #3. This is a recent one, they don't have to be old to be classics. Like the. It's a joke that causes you to laugh and nod your head because it's true. Krusty Show T-Shirts are made for. And we pass the slavings (wink) on to you! Read the ...
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a comedy blog: May 2005
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I learned it from watching you! Nick DiPaolo - Olive Garden. Right click / save as]. From the album Road Rage, by Nick DiPaolo. If you like it, Buy It. 2004 Nick DiPaolo, Acid Tongue Inc. Posted by Ryan @ 1:17 PM. Pablo Fracisco Double Feature. I got the chance to see Pablo Francisco live at the Tampa Improv this past weekend. Hilarious. He is highly entertaining live, and I recommend you check him out if he's ever in your town. Bits And Pieces: Live from Orange County (DVD/CD). Right click / save as].
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a comedy blog: April 2005
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I learned it from watching you! David Cross - The Moon. Right click / save as]. From the album It's Not Funny, by David Cross. If you like it, Buy It. 2004 Sub Pop, David Cross. Posted by Ryan @ 11:32 AM. Dane Cook - Not So Kool Aid. Not So Kool Aid. Right click / save as]. From the album and dvd Harmful if Swallowed, by Dane Cook. If you like it, Buy It. 2003 Comedy Central Rec., Dane Cook. Posted by Ryan @ 12:56 PM. Right click / save as]. From a Letterman Appearance, 3-12-2003. If you like it, Buy It.
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Derelict Junction: Irreverent Rules to Live by #1 & #2.
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Providing missile launch codes for foreign cryptographers everywhere. Sunday, August 21, 2005. Irreverent Rules to Live by #1 and #2. There's an amazing book called. By the great New York Knicks guard. So in that spirit, here's some of the only rules I've learned that are worthy of passing on to future generations or stuffing into time capsules. If I can remember who taught me these, I'll give due credit. Observe:. Once told me that, because it was his greatest and most defining performance, Ben Kingsley.
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Derelict Junction: Keep on Rocking in the Inner Sunset...
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Providing missile launch codes for foreign cryptographers everywhere. Sunday, July 31, 2005. Keep on Rocking in the Inner Sunset. Friday's French Athletic Club show was a complete success. Despite Matt's insistence that he was out of tune for three consecutive songs (perfectionist rock star! It all sounded great to my tone-deaf self. Even their cover of David Bowie's "Space Oddity", which I honestly didn't think would go over well in a bar full of drunken USF guys, was received quite well. Http:/ www....
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Derelict Junction: June 2005
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Providing missile launch codes for foreign cryptographers everywhere. Monday, June 27, 2005. No, not about the sexual preferences of Husker Du. In my last entry, I casually mentioned. Possibly being the best superhero film ever. What a difference 2 days can make! And it's amazing. It miffs me that I've heard people debate whether it's the best Batman yet. It. Clearly, it's the most well thought-out superhero film ever. And while current. He had the gall to actually develop Batman's psychological state.
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Derelict Junction: January 2005
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Providing missile launch codes for foreign cryptographers everywhere. Sunday, January 30, 2005. Okay, here we go. Academy Award Nominations came out last week and the only thing that excited me was the omission of The Passion of (what the) Christ. So the bulk of my satisfaction was for something that didn't happen, rather than did. Looking at the list, I can't help but think what a weak year for movies it had to have been. Although I've only seen two of the films up for best picture ( Million Dollar Baby.
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Derelict Junction: March 2005
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Providing missile launch codes for foreign cryptographers everywhere. Saturday, March 26, 2005. Urban Dictionary Entry #1. 1 To place undue blame on others. 2 When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place. Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004). Don't try to Klocek this off on someone else, it was your screw-up.". Posted by Jeff @ 9:48 PM. Wednesday, March 16, 2005. Or having a b...
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Pardon The Eruption: Perhaps Someday The Fear Will Pass, And I'll Be Able To Say "Go Seahawks"...
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Sunday, January 29, 2006. Perhaps Someday The Fear Will Pass, And I'll Be Able To Say "Go Seahawks". All that being said, I have been petrified to jump on the Seahawks bandwagon this year. For more than 20 years, this team provided me with no reason whatsoever to believe that this season would be anything other than another slightly mediocre year followed by a quick exit from the playoffs. Now, while I'm on the subject of the Seahawks, let me just air one grievance;. Posted by Drew @ 11:34 AM. Not by a l...
