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This Salsa Is Hot: January 2009
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Thursday, January 15, 2009. Dear Bratty High School Kid, or "Your Outfit Is Stupid and So Are You". Dear Little High School Snot-Nosed Brat Wearing Skinny Jeans and Vans,. Your outfit looks stupid. Not only is it stupid, it makes you look fat. My language could be harsher, you skinny fuck, but as a responsible adult, I chose to refrain. Unlike you. You are an over-indulged little bitch and I hope I never see you again. I want to believe that you'll...
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This Salsa Is Hot: May 2008
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Wednesday, May 28, 2008. The Apparent Nightmare of Working Motherhood, or, "I Can Teach My Kids Spanish By Myself, Thank you Very Much". This entry is all about advice I'm not qualified to give. First piece of advice: Avoid Credit Card Debt. Second piece of advice: Don't Bitch To Me About Your Nanny. If you count a degree in Communications something real. And/or of value,. Face the facts, reader: Nannies are the new Mommies. Granted, the notion of ...
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This Salsa Is Hot: My Solid Plan For Making It Big In Chile, or "Where Have All The Oreos Gone?"
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Thursday, July 9, 2009. My Solid Plan For Making It Big In Chile, or "Where Have All The Oreos Gone? I just noticed that the three foods I just mentioned are quite likely to give a person diarrhea. Or perhaps just me. Oops. But this isn't really my point. The real fun is in not knowing. America, you may be surprised to hear this, but no, there are no Oreo cookies here in Chile. If they are here, they are at least hard to find. Why? I have NO idea!
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This Salsa Is Hot: June 2008
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Wednesday, June 4, 2008. Too Many Chicks In One Room Is Not A Good Idea, or "Sex and the City," Yikes. Women, in mass quantities, could feasibly end the world. I say this, because I had the supremely disturbing experience of going to see "Sex and the City" on opening night last weekend. It was pink. It was loud. It smelled like a perfume counter. And it renewed my faith in Men. Like most women between the ages of 18 and 40 (maybe 1 and 100? Natural...
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This Salsa Is Hot: Happy Birthday America, or "It's The 4th Of July, But Not Really In Chile"
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Saturday, July 4, 2009. Happy Birthday America, or "It's The 4th Of July, But Not Really In Chile". To all of you Americans out there, Happy Independence Day! To all of you non-Americans, Happy 4th of July! July 4th, 1776 is the day our nation started owning yours. You should be celebrating. That sounds awfully rude, I'm sorry - but I had nothing to do with it! But it's a strange dichotomy, this mind of mine. Allow me to explain:. I miss my BBQ ver...
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This Salsa Is Hot: Kind Of Missing Michael, or "Paying a King (of Pop's) Ransom For a Ticket To A Funeral Is Just Plain Stupid"
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Tuesday, July 7, 2009. Kind Of Missing Michael, or "Paying a King (of Pop's) Ransom For a Ticket To A Funeral Is Just Plain Stupid". So I must admit something. It's not easy to say, and in fact as an American I feel kind of bad about it, but. I don't miss Michael Jackson that much. I guess being a whack-job earns you a big fancy-ass funeral with Bono in attendance, and regards from Nelson Mandela, and a Father Of The Year award. All you have to...
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This Salsa Is Hot: I Made It To Chile But It Took Me Effing Forever, or “The Path of Most Resistance”
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Monday, June 29, 2009. I Made It To Chile But It Took Me Effing Forever, or “The Path of Most Resistance”. Right now I’m tempted to open with this:. Estoy en Chile, Beeeetches! However, lest I be deemed uncouth, I’ll utilize my unyielding self restraint and go with this:. Hey guys check it out—I’m in Chile! No I had no idea. I’m awfully glad it’s over, and everything was fine so I guess there’s no use lamenting. 1) The airport in El Salvador is rea...
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This Salsa Is Hot: March 2008
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Monday, March 17, 2008. Keeping Catholicism Cool With Groovy New Sins, or "Let's Get Legalistic! Disclaimer: I'm sorry if I offend any Catholic people. I'll apologize to you personally if you need me to. Today is St. Patrick's Day, and so to honor this most sacred of days, the following will be a meandering discussion of Catholicism. Beep b-beep beep. b-beep beep beep. HOT OFF THE ALTAR! 4 Social and Economic Injustice. All the old ones! Even thoug...
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This Salsa Is Hot: February 2009
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Monday, February 23, 2009. How Nice Life Would Be In A Breastless World, or Fun-bags That Aren't Fun Are Just Bags. Having boobs sort of sucks, and I wish they didn't exist. I wholeheartedly believe, albeit pointlessly, that a world without boobs would simply be a better place. Ladies, I'm talking to you. Am I the only one who thinks this is crazy? Other miscellaneous reasons include: underboob sweat, the excessive cost of decent bras, the impossib...