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A Woman’s Life Cycle | Shi Bytes Press
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I press the word, baby! A Woman’s Life Cycle. This is from an old email that I kept because I found it amusing. It was written from a male perspective, so if anyone makes comments about sexism, chauvinism and all that, I suggest you go get a life. This blog is not the right venue. Happy Valentine’s Day, minions! What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed. Expat wife, m...
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The Spanish Computer | Shi Bytes Press
https://shibyte.wordpress.com/2015/02/21/the-spanish-computer
I press the word, baby! A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. For instance, is feminine: “la casa.”. 8220;Pencil,”. However, is masculine: “el lapiz.”. A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’. Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer”. Should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Click to share on Twitt...
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Five Tips for A Woman | Shi Bytes Press
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I press the word, baby! Five Tips for A Woman. I would like to share these five very useful tips to my fellow femme fatales. 1 It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2 It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3 It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn’t lie to you. 4 It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5 It is important that these four men don’t know each other. No wiser words have ever been spoken. Share on Facebook (Opens in new window).
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Shi | Shi Bytes Press
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I press the word, baby! Expat wife, mom and worker bee. I love to shop, train, read, write and travel. Blogging about all things fabulous, cute and awesome. Thank you very much to my good friend Mei from the Philippines for sharing this lovely piece with me. I hope everyone will find it as meaningful as I have. Enjoy! Failure doesn’t mean you are a failure. It means you have not succeeded. Failure doesn’t mean you accomplished nothing. It means you have learned something. It means you had a lot of faith.
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Shi Bytes Press | I press the word, baby! | Page 2
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I press the word, baby! Allow me to share the brand-spanking-new definitions of some everyday words. Enjoy! A place where Papa pays and Son plays. A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich. A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. The confusion of one person multiplied by the number present.
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In Praise of Coffee | Shi Bytes Press
https://shibyte.wordpress.com/2015/02/16/in-praise-of-coffee
I press the word, baby! In Praise of Coffee. I found this list a while back on a Tripod blog, but sadly the site has long since disappeared. However, the subject is a perpetually loved one, namely, coffee! Read away and thusly subject thyself to intense heart palpitations:. You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When…. 1 You ski uphill. 2 You speed walk in your sleep. 3 You answer the door before people knock. 4 You sleep with your eyes open. 6 You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. 25 You think be...
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Mouse Balls | Shi Bytes Press
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I press the word, baby! I don’t know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was, apparently, a real memo sent out by a well known international computer manufacturer to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
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What is Failure? | Shi Bytes Press
https://shibyte.wordpress.com/2016/03/03/what-is-failure
I press the word, baby! Thank you very much to my good friend Mei from the Philippines for sharing this lovely piece with me. I hope everyone will find it as meaningful as I have. Enjoy! Failure doesn’t mean you are a failure. It means you have not succeeded. Failure doesn’t mean you accomplished nothing. It means you have learned something. Failure doesn’t mean that you have been a fool. It means you had a lot of faith. Failure doesn’t mean you have been disgraced. It means you were willing to try.
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Events | Shi Bytes
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Tasty slices of my life. The content you are looking for could not be found. Is a multi-lingual published author. Award-winning athlete, international certified fitness professional, martial artist, dancer, actor, web savant, photographer, blogger and chef at large. Born in the Philippines, now a citizen of the world! Shi is currently feeling. There are more days until Christmas! Ads & Sponsors. Is Shi's personal blog. It has been live since 11 June 2016, with visitors to date. More? Join our mailing list.
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