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The 1/2 Street: November 2009
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It's not a location, it's a state of mind. Tuesday, November 24, 2009. A Note From The Peanut Gallery. I am not a parent. Nor do I profess to have any insight into what I think is probably one of the hardest jobs on the planet. Despite this, I found this article in Time to be really interesting. Since, as I stated, I don’t have kids, it was really some of the trends in older “children” that were the most shocking to me. This statement about made me fall out of my chair:. That blew my mind. But this?
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The 1/2 Street: July 2010
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It's not a location, it's a state of mind. Friday, July 30, 2010. You Can Call Me Bob. We went and saw Bob Schneider last night at the Mucky Duck. I've seen him many times and always leave the concerts happier than when I went in. If I had a happy place, his music would be playing there. You know what else makes me happy? Bob Schneider - 40 Dogs. Friday, July 16, 2010. That's Mrs. AMBASSADOR to you, thank you very much. For you viewing pleasure:. Mr Okapi (I think he was smiling at me here). 16 oz skinle...
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This... party... sucks.: DUFFY
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This party. sucks. The ramblings of a Me-Monster. Friday, February 28, 2014. I don’t claim to know much about child psychology, or any other aspect of parenting of that matter, but I do know invisible friends are pretty common. I’m less sure of the existence of invisible enemies, one of which you seem to have acquired a couple of months ago. His name is Duffy. Duffy kicked Ollie at recess. Duffy went to my work and kicked a police man. Duffy went to Ollie’s house and kicked a hole in it. Duffy went to my...
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This... party... sucks.: May 2014
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This party. sucks. The ramblings of a Me-Monster. Wednesday, May 21, 2014. One of the things I like best about you is that you make everyone around you happy. It’s fascinating to me because it’s not a problem I have ever had. You are as beautiful and cute as you are vivacious and smart. Total strangers light up around you. In your gymnastic leotard. And your jelly shoes, which you sleep with. There’s a game we play sometimes when we are hanging out together like his. You say “What? There was a long pause.
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This... party... sucks.: Incident Report
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This party. sucks. The ramblings of a Me-Monster. Tuesday, December 23, 2014. Roughly 24 hours after writing about how good Thomas had been about not biting in his new class, we get this. He got "redirected." Huh. He keeps it up and he's going to get "re-directed" right the hell out of day care. Long story short- your brother is terrible. Hope Santa doesn't find out about it. Brother would probably bite his ass too. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My Gums Be Itchin'. Life on the Half Street.
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This... party... sucks.: Things you say
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This party. sucks. The ramblings of a Me-Monster. Wednesday, April 30, 2014. In the past few months, the things that come out of your mouth have gone from basic wants, needs, and complaints to a grab bag of amazingly incisive comments mixed with horrifying reminders of what terrible parents you were burdened with. It’s gotten to the point where it is truly thrilling to me when you said “Daddy,….”. I said "Whoaa.". The pool water covered up the fact that I was crying laughing. But even better are the rand...
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This... party... sucks.: July 2014
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This party. sucks. The ramblings of a Me-Monster. Friday, July 11, 2014. I know it’s not polite of speak ill of the dead, but let’s get this out of the way up front:. Emma was the worst. She had great wet, needy eyes, breath like a dead opossum smoothie, ratty hair that shed at the rate of 6 to 8 full grown hamsters a day, and a butt area expressly designed to collect and cultivate dingleberries. I once caught her eating a full baby diaper. She licked her gooch constantly. And if you ever find yourself s...
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This... party... sucks.: May 2015
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This party. sucks. The ramblings of a Me-Monster. Friday, May 8, 2015. One of the more important aspects of your home life right now is that you are dealing with a serious troll infestation. Given the circumstances, I think you are handling it with amazing class and, yes, grace. Here it is in it's natural habitat. We’ve determined that his particular troll seems to be a forest troll, known for being generally more agreeable than cave trolls, but still quite disgusting. Daddy is less forgiving. I like big...
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It's pronounced Kane...: Cousin Fun
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Monday, December 30, 2013. The McDs were all in town after Christmas so we met over at Nana and Grumpy's for some fun time with our cousins and family. Patrick and Brady were excited to see each other, and quickly had to determine who was taller. They both grew a foot from the summer! It's just a shame these boys don't have fun with each other. We all have fun with each other! And sweet Simon just cuddled away. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Three Peas and A Bean. Christmas with G-Pa and Mimi!
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The 1/2 Street: October 2010
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It's not a location, it's a state of mind. Wednesday, October 20, 2010. Everything's Coming Up Roses. Yesterday was the big 3-2. And I must say it was a grand day! From the get-go it was like the universe was saying “‘this is going to be a great year! 8221; Consider the evidence:. 1 Got in the car on the way to work, and one of my favorite songs in the world was playing (Hangin’ Around: Counting Crows). 6 My lunch involved a cupcake. Granted, on any given day one or several of the things on this list mig...