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Get my newsletter here. Comedian. Writer. Man. An important message from the Chairman. An important message from the Chairman. An important message from the Chairman. We’re going to have a ball! An important message from the Chairman. Which comics have bits about men being obsessed with World War Two? Genuine question. Links appreciated. An important message from the Chairman. An important message from the Chairman. An important message from the Chairman. Advice on getting me gifts. Posted on 04/13 23:33.
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An important message from the Chairman - Mr. Tom Cowell
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Get my newsletter here. Comedian. Writer. Man. An important message from the Chairman. Donald Trump fired an intern for insulting people? That’s like Chris Christie firing you for liking éclairs. This entry was posted in Political invective. Hunter S. Thompson on journalism →. Voice Tom has a Green Card, which entitles him to live and work freely anywhere in America without health insurance. He lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. I'm basically an anorexic with zero willpower. - posted on 04/19 14:04.
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May 2015 - Mr. Tom Cowell
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Get my newsletter here. Comedian. Writer. Man. Monthly Archives: May 2015. Special People Podcast Ep. #13: J.R. Havlan. Http:/ traffic.libsyn.com/specialpeoplepodcast/J.R. Havlan.mp3. JR Havlan ( @jrhavlan. Is an eight-time Emmy Award winner and an 16-year writing vet for The Daily Show on Comedy Central. He now writes for The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, and also hosts The Writer’s Bloc Podcast. Posted in Special People Podcast episodes. Posted in New jokes that just might stay fresh. Today can be to...
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Mr. Tom Cowell - Page 2 of 37 - Comedian. Writer. Man.
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Get my newsletter here. Comedian. Writer. Man. Americans keep asking why my country revolted against rule from Europe. With zero irony. The UK. has made a seismic choice to leave Europe. Let me reassure my fans: I will still be at the Hartford Funny Bone on July 21. #Brexit. I was a teenage communist. I was a teenage communist. And, frankly, I was the real fucking deal. Me in 1998. I’m acting. Which I presume is maintained on a communal, non-hierarchical, democratic basis. Because it’s complete shit.
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Hunter S. Thompson on journalism - Mr. Tom Cowell
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Get my newsletter here. Comedian. Writer. Man. Hunter S. Thompson on journalism. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuck-offs and misfits a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage. 8211; Hunter S. Thompson. This entry was posted in Rants. An important message from the Chairman. Posted on 04/13 23:33.
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June 2015 - Mr. Tom Cowell
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Get my newsletter here. Comedian. Writer. Man. Monthly Archives: June 2015. I fed the homeless on Saturday night. It makes you feel exactly as smug and self-satisfied as you’d think. I highly recommend it for that reason alone. Afterwards, you walk around with this love for your fellow man, and most importantly, for yourself. You feel so good, it’s like you single-handedly ended homelessness. Also, feeding the homeless in New York is very. And if you’re capable of being this nice, why are you homeless?
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GOP-lease, enough already - Mr. Tom Cowell
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Get my newsletter here. Comedian. Writer. Man. GOP-lease, enough already. We now have enough GOP Presidential candidates for a pretty good game of Jenga. This entry was posted in New jokes that'll be old soon. Special People Ep. #17: Mike Sacks →. Voice Tom has a Green Card, which entitles him to live and work freely anywhere in America without health insurance. He lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. I'm basically an anorexic with zero willpower. - posted on 04/19 14:04. Posted on 04/13 23:33. Art is a joke.
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Marriage - Mr. Tom Cowell
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Get my newsletter here. Comedian. Writer. Man. 20% of marriage is criticizing how your partner does household tasks. You try to bend them to your will for decades. Then one of you dies. This entry was posted in marriage. New jokes that just might stay fresh. The Daily Show’s Google Campaign. The Grand Stand →. Voice Tom has a Green Card, which entitles him to live and work freely anywhere in America without health insurance. He lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. Posted on 04/13 23:33. Posted on 04/13 16:30.
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The Grand Stand - Mr. Tom Cowell
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Get my newsletter here. Comedian. Writer. Man. TOMORROW NIGHT: myself and Kyle Ayers take over the WEEKLY show at The Grand in Williamsburg. The great Jo Firestone, Mike Recine, Brooke Van Poppelen and Will Winner will be our guests. If you’ve been looking for an excuse to come out to a show, this is the one. You won’t regret it. We’re building something for the ages. Like a funny pyramid. This entry was posted in Shows. O Superman →. 2001: A Can’t-Feel-My-Face Odyssey #StonerSciFi. Posted on 04/13 23:33.
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Media - Mr. Tom Cowell
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Get my newsletter here. Comedian. Writer. Man. Here’s a stand-up set from 2014. Voice Tom has a Green Card, which entitles him to live and work freely anywhere in America without health insurance. He lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. I'm basically an anorexic with zero willpower. - posted on 04/19 14:04. 2001: A Can’t-Feel-My-Face Odyssey #StonerSciFi. Posted on 04/13 23:33. What's the 4/20 for meth? Posted on 04/13 16:30. Posted on 04/11 23:33. Doing little things to keep my life on track? Art is a joke.
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