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Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer: May 2007
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Friday, May 25, 2007. Meme Roth of National Action Against Obesity recently said Jordin Sparks is too obese to win American Idol. Roth says that Sparks, the 17 year old winner of this year's American Idol and daughter of former NFL cornerback Phillippi Sparks. Sends a bad message to a society in the midst of child obesity crisis. “When I look at Jordin, what I see is heart disease, I see diabetes, I see high cholesterol.". Are you frickin’ kidding me? Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer. Tuesday, May 22, 2007.
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Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer: NEW LOCATION!
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Friday, March 28, 2008. GO TO THE NEW SITE! Http:/ www.angrypatrick.com. Trust me you, it is much more fun than loping the mule on your lunch break. Besides, your coworkers are sick of the noise. Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer. He's pissed and he plans to let you know why every day. What has Hollywood come to? Don't get on his bad side.which is.well, every side so.too late you may already be there. Angry, angry, angry viewer. Reviews, ...
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Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer: The Kid is Doomed
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Friday, October 19, 2007. The Kid is Doomed. This one has my temper shorter than Dennis Kusinich in a booster seat at Shoneys. Let’s all congratulate Anthony Kiedis, lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and his girlfriend who just had a baby boy. His name? Are you frickin’ kidding me? And is that really the best name you could come up with? Well get ready for a lot of trips to the ER because Everly Bear is destined to spend his playground life getting hit more times than Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
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Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer: July 2007
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007. Star of Saw II and a part of Saw III, Donnie Wahlberg (Officer Matthews), apparently has some kind of beef with the filmmakers for keeping him alive in the series. When asked about an appearance in the upcoming fourth installment of the grizzlefest known as Saw, Rotten Tomatoes (. Yeah, I got a scene in it," said Wahlberg. "They kept me alive. I told them I wanted to die in part three and they took out my death. I just lie there and nothing happens.". Tuesday, July 17, 2007.
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Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer: Ja Rule is a Ja Idiot
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Friday, September 28, 2007. Ja Rule is a Ja Idiot. This one has me more fired up than that bag of poop I keep putting on my neighbor’s front porch. Just to be able tell you about this one I have to do a little creative editing. So, everytime Ja Rule says the “F-word” I’m gonna replace it with some version of Michael Vick’s name. At a congressional hearing about how African American women are portrayed in rap music, hip hop star, Ja Rule had this to say, “. Are you Vickin’ kidding me? Yeah, Ja Rule. I...
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Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer: That's wierd...
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Monday, October 8, 2007. What in the heck is Lindsay Lohan doing with that guy from Criminal Minds. You know, the one with a chick's name.Mandy, or Mangie or whatever. I bet she thinks he really is a criminal profiler and she just asked him to find the person who stole her blow while she was in rehab. Here's how I think the conversation went:. Criminal Minds dude: Yeah, Lindsay, see (exhasperated sigh).I just play that role on TV. I also was in Elmo in Grouchland but I'm not really a bad guy. CORRECTION:...
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Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer: November 2007
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Friday, November 9, 2007. I WANT YOUR VOTE! Hello, maybe you know me. I'm Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer and I need your vote. As none of the candidates so far have shown any creativity, I am proud to announce that I am running for President of the United States. What will I do that no one else will? I will fix healthcare, social security and terrorism with one move. Quite simply: I will eliminate Paris Hilton. After we whack Paris Hilton, I expect her assets can fund Social Security until 2099. I'm on ...
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Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer: June 2007
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Friday, June 29, 2007. Godspeed to you, my friend. I just wanted to tell my friend, Jeremy Morphis, that all the guys here at the radio station are really pulling for you to have a quick recovery from that penis pump injury. In all fairness, I did tell you that powering that thing with a car battery was not a good idea. Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer. And now a word from our sponsor . Do you come from a mixed heritage? 8221; or “What up, my frizzle? Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer. And ya know, maybe yo...
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Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer: Who Wants to be Abused?
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Friday, October 19, 2007. Who Wants to be Abused? I want you listeners to get behind a wonderful charity that’s near and dear to my heart. I’m talking about the Patrick the Needy, Needy Viewer fund. The fact is, this station is too damned cheap to pay me so I’m Broker than a boatload of Cuban refugees! Http:/ www.coreyandjayshow.com/ANGRYINDEX.html. Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer. I am a huge fan Patrick! Your are the best! Wwwoutmac.com has been giving you love, we do what we can for you! Url=http:/ et...
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Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer: Stalking Pays Off
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Wednesday, October 24, 2007. Damn that Burger King guy! You've seen the commercials where he just shows up at someone's window with some kind of breakfast sandwich that actually causes your arteries to harden AS you eat it. Nonetheless, as I have preached and preached and preached.you can even be a creepy, no talking freak but if you show up at enough windows with food, some girl is gonna go for it. But how did he get to Jessica frickin' Alba's window? Patrick the Angry, Angry Viewer. Click below to hear...