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When you dish upon a star: March 2015
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When you dish upon a star. Tuesday, 31 March 2015. Coffing up the patriarchy. Watching the last episode in the season of Girls today I was dismayed to hear Jessa instruct a whimpering man to "BE A MAN". Don't you mean be an adult Jessa? She meant he needed to take responsibility for the situation. When people say someone is being a girl, they mean child. Shying away from a hard, scary, dirty situation. Man equals strength, pride and mastery. Or whatever mocha has in it. I'm going to start reclaiming all ...
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When you dish upon a star: September 2013
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When you dish upon a star. Sunday, 29 September 2013. I had a bit of a wild and out of character weekend not too long ago. I might as well take up Championship football at this rate I went so off the chart. Quick Wenger, call me up before the transfer window is over! I just wanted to squeeze the name of the blog into partial sense, rather than actually insert myself into the game, although it may be the only way to get SOMEONE's attention right now). Thursday, 26 September 2013. It was very heavy work cl...
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When you dish upon a star: March 2014
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When you dish upon a star. Thursday, 13 March 2014. A girl named Fran. Some bitch named Jack seems to have stolen my schtick. Just because she's a tomboy and she knows the supermarket freezer cabinet like she knows the cover to cover of the tv times (because she never goes out either I assume) she's shot to fame. Oh puhlease. I've been passing off frozen veg and quorn mince as gourmet bolognaise for years! Would it help if I got a little boy? Not really sure where to get one of those. Frozen aisle?
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When you dish upon a star: Fake bake
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When you dish upon a star. Wednesday, 25 March 2015. Louis made us a delish lentil bake with carrots, roast potatoes and purple sprouting broccoli. My only problem with it was that I couldn't stop eating it. In the kitchen later when I was meant to be washing up I kept picking at the leftovers. Will you take this away from me please? I called out mournfully. Why don't you try exercising some self control? It'll expand in your stomach and you'll feel bad then.". But help didn't come. But I'm hungry. ".
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When you dish upon a star: February 2014
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When you dish upon a star. Thursday, 27 February 2014. Sam is so weak now that I'm wondering if I'd better start breast feeding him. I must be full of milk since I learnt about my oestoporosis prevention window (age 29 practically no more calcium gets in) and started yoghurt loading. I had eight today. I'm surprised it doesn't just drip out and stain my extensive range of woollen clothes. When I actually have a baby I'll probably end up accidentally breast milk water boarding it. Fran and the beanstalk.
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When you dish upon a star: April 2015
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When you dish upon a star. Wednesday, 29 April 2015. Eurghh. I hesitated at the counter of the charity shop. "Are these any good? I asked tentatively. Oh yes, yes please we desperately need stock. I wrinkled my nose. "Are you sure you want them though? When I came back a few weeks later I found the mini egg mug back on the kitchen shelf. "What is this I see before me? Now THAT is taste! Monday, 20 April 2015. But my new union wasn't to last as long as the one with my beloved (yes, two years, I know right...
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When you dish upon a star: Coffing up the patriarchy
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When you dish upon a star. Tuesday, 31 March 2015. Coffing up the patriarchy. Watching the last episode in the season of Girls today I was dismayed to hear Jessa instruct a whimpering man to "BE A MAN". Don't you mean be an adult Jessa? She meant he needed to take responsibility for the situation. When people say someone is being a girl, they mean child. Shying away from a hard, scary, dirty situation. Man equals strength, pride and mastery. Or whatever mocha has in it. I'm going to start reclaiming all ...
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When you dish upon a star: Mini nightmare
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When you dish upon a star. Wednesday, 29 April 2015. Eurghh. I hesitated at the counter of the charity shop. "Are these any good? I asked tentatively. Oh yes, yes please we desperately need stock. I wrinkled my nose. "Are you sure you want them though? When I came back a few weeks later I found the mini egg mug back on the kitchen shelf. "What is this I see before me? Now THAT is taste! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). HOPE FOR THE BEST. Pages From the Gytrash. Design by my Davie. Crowing at my triumph.
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When you dish upon a star: January 2014
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When you dish upon a star. Wednesday, 29 January 2014. Louis asked me if I'd ever done drugs the other day. Well. I don't think so. Sometimes the grains from others' noses might have flown accidentally into my enlarged facial pores on the air con breeze but other than that. Anyway, I ate an entire pineapple in one sitting and now I feel HIGH. and Sick. I thought the come down would come the day after? Wednesday, 22 January 2014. Seeing as my foraging is going so successfully Bob and I thought we'd take i...
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When you dish upon a star: July 2013
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When you dish upon a star. Wednesday, 3 July 2013. I really want to make the most of the lovely Summer (and get about five blog posts out of it) with some douchey foraging in the forest. Not for men. For wild garlic and nettles and probably some dirt or poisonous mushrooms to liven up my lack of cooking. Quick, Granny is out, let's be really naughty and make a wild garlic and nettle risotto! Oh no she's back. Potatoes and tongue it is. Well, luckily for me one of the (should I say few? Monday, 1 July 2013.
