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Leader Global Operations - Leader Projects
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You have reached that dark, forbidding place where angels and minivan drivers fear to tread. Only the bravest weirdoes look for answers from the Leader's erudite stores of knowledge. But you are here now, friend. The journey was long and tiresome, but the goal has been achieved. and it is well worth the toil and labouring. Choose one of these doors and explore the riches and wisdom that lies waiting beyond. The Leader offers you this wisdom. Leader Universal Generic Personalized Religious Hate Mail.
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Leader Global Operations - Worshipping the Leader
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First, say a Prayer with the Leader. Which art in barrels,. Hallowed be thy drink. Thy Can will come,. Thy will be drunk,. At home, as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head,. And forgive us our spillages,. As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration,. But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer,. The bitter and the lager. Forever and ever,. Now, sing the Leader's Anthem. Oh, Can of Ale. Our home and native brew. May all our mugs shine through. To find grea...
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Leader Global Operations - Our Manifesto
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Of course you have questions. Everybody does. None of us want to step blindly into a new religious movement (well almost none of us.). Who is this Leader? What is he on about? Why are all these people ready to worship him? Where is my beer? The Leader stands for some common tenents, which make some good sense to a lot of people. These are themes so common in every day life, that you may already be worshipping him, and don't even know it. There's a growing problem of fundamentalist religions in this world...
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Leader Global Operations - Required Reading
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Leader Articles and Required Reading. The Shame of Not Wanting Children. The Social Stigma of Leading a Ward-Free Life. Wikipedia entry for Generation X. Skeptic's Annotated Bible / Quran / Book of Mormon. Edited by Steve Wells. Danny Wallace - Join Me! Danny Wallace is not the leader of the Leader's cult. Leader was around much earlier than Danny. Leader does wholeheartedly support Danny in his endeavours, but stresses that he's not the Leader. Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Leader Global Operations
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Leader Global Operations - Leader's Image Gallery
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Ahh, so many inspired people out there, sharing the vast wealth of bizzare Leader images. Here are just a few. We are constantly updating this site to provide a complete repository for those willing to spread the word of the Leader in the weirdest way possible. Several uses for Leader images include:. Making your own Leader web pages. Showing off the Leader to your friends. Making them your computer background image at work. Sneaking propaganda into your office. Tacking it on your fridge for Mom to see.
