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Underwater Clown Conspiracy: October 2004
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A 26 year old lawyer with a funny accent, a big heart and big hair trying to battle the "system". Warning. conspiracy theories abound. Friday, October 29, 2004. Slam, Bam, Thank You Ma'am. Well the R.E. appointment yesterday was the quickest app't that I've ever had. The good patient that I am, I brought in all of my test results from Dr. Relax, and the new doctor, who I will name Dr. Quickie (to be explained momentarily) ruffled through them briefly, but didn't keep them. That's two more cycles wasted.
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Underwater Clown Conspiracy: December 2004
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A 26 year old lawyer with a funny accent, a big heart and big hair trying to battle the "system". Warning. conspiracy theories abound. Wednesday, December 15, 2004. A new menu item. Well, apparently my body was tired of all my bitching - and decided late on day 37 to decide to start the deluge. And sweet mother of god - deluge it was. so heavy that it was over in a day and a half. So - we start over. I am tired of starting over. I am just tired in general of this whole process. Yes, because he's handsome.
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Underwater Clown Conspiracy: January 2005
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A 26 year old lawyer with a funny accent, a big heart and big hair trying to battle the "system". Warning. conspiracy theories abound. Thursday, January 27, 2005. A dreaded sunny day. I'm still waiting for direction. We still have no plan. He still is sans test. His mother is at our house as I type this - a day early - and of course I wasn't done cleaning the house because I wasn't expecting her until TOMORROW night. My heart is still breaking. Posted by April @ 3:12 PM. Monday, January 24, 2005. While t...
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Underwater Clown Conspiracy: March 2005
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A 26 year old lawyer with a funny accent, a big heart and big hair trying to battle the "system". Warning. conspiracy theories abound. Tuesday, March 29, 2005. Well I have passed the test, just like all the rest. But never really understood the reasons why I took it in the first place. Ahhhhh, in the first place. The metro promptly breaks down. So I hop off, run downstairs, and walk to the next stop and get on another one. which is delayed about 15 minutes. And you know, maybe they're right. I must now c...
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Underwater Clown Conspiracy: The Medicine of My People
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A 26 year old lawyer with a funny accent, a big heart and big hair trying to battle the "system". Warning. conspiracy theories abound. Sunday, May 14, 2006. The Medicine of My People. I am tired of being sick. I've slept probably 90% of the day for the last four days, and you know what, I'm tired of sleeping. Sleeping is making me exhausted. Perhaps the reason I'm still sick is that I haven't had any Campbell's Chicken Soup, Dayquil or Sprite. the medicine of my people. Posted by April @ 10:35 PM. And wh...
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Underwater Clown Conspiracy: A mother...
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A 26 year old lawyer with a funny accent, a big heart and big hair trying to battle the "system". Warning. conspiracy theories abound. Wednesday, May 07, 2008. After a long, difficult journey - I'm finally a mother. Julian Randall was born on May 1, 2008 at 11:01 pm weighing 8 lbs. 8 oz. and 20 inches long. My husband Patrick (I'm remarried now) and I are utterly in awe of our son, and I have never felt my heart so full of love. Posted by April @ 1:06 AM. He's so very beautiful! I am so happy for you!
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Underwater Clown Conspiracy: November 2004
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A 26 year old lawyer with a funny accent, a big heart and big hair trying to battle the "system". Warning. conspiracy theories abound. Monday, November 29, 2004. We went to a Kansas State basketball game in Manhattan, and then drove back and had dinner and drinks in Lawrence. I watched the cattle in the fields as we were driving, and just enjoyed being together. Last night when we got home, I must have watched about 5 episodes of Soap. Why aren't sitcoms now funny like that? Posted by April @ 2:10 PM.
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Underwater Clown Conspiracy: July 2004
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A 26 year old lawyer with a funny accent, a big heart and big hair trying to battle the "system". Warning. conspiracy theories abound. Friday, July 30, 2004. Well, since you don't know me, thought you'd like to know some random facts about me:. I have red(dish) hair naturally. But it’s been chocolate brown, platinum blonde, and every shade in between. Once it was even green, and yes that was on purpose. I love old campy movies, like Pillow Talk with Rock Hudson and Doris Day. I’m notorious for starting c...
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Underwater Clown Conspiracy: February 2005
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A 26 year old lawyer with a funny accent, a big heart and big hair trying to battle the "system". Warning. conspiracy theories abound. Tuesday, February 22, 2005. Filtering through the shadows or "Maybe it's just God's will". In the last few days, a number of people have hurt me, tremendously - deeply - by saying "Maybe it's just God's will. You and Michael just weren't meant to be parents. Accept that there's a reason for you to not have children.". My heart aches hearing of the homestudies, the paperwo...