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HamannEggs: July 2014
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Monday, July 28, 2014. I arrived home the other night with grand plans for a quiet night of not screaming. Luca and Elijah had other plans. Before I got my shoes off I was bombarded. We’re going to play knights and you are going to be the big dumb giant name Rock who fights with a big ax.”. Luca handed me a spatula. Eli was busy creating a paper quiver for the little plastic bow and arrow set Grandma Connie gave him. Luca sharpened the wooden sword we bought him at the Evanston street fair. And die I did.
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HamannEggs: September 2014
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Wednesday, September 24, 2014. This is a short one. But I want to get it down on internet paper before I forget. Elijah lost his second tooth. Was it biting into an apple? No Did he get punched by a bully or tie it to a door via dental floss? He lost it biting Luca in the butt. The news of this reached us in New York via Hannah and Nanny. There was really no other explanation and Diana and I were left to our imaginations as to how this transpired. 8220;Why did you bite his butt? 8221; We asked. On our wa...
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HamannEggs: Professor Booty
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Monday, July 27, 2015. There is a Beastie Boys song that features a classic exchange: “Professor, what’s another word for pirate treasure? 8221; And then a deep voiced scholar says, “Well I think it’s booty.”. It’s stupid and silly and just inappropriate enough to make it perfect for Luca. Of course he loved it. And now asks for it constantly. Can I hear the booty song? 8220;Dad, what’s another word for pirate treasure? I told him in the interest of science, it would be ok if he told me just so long as h...
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HamannEggs: Slow Speed Chase
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Monday, July 13, 2015. On Saturday, the weather was kind of crappy so the cousins and we decided to drive to the mall. Why the mall? Because where were you when we were trying to figure out what to do? My brother and I split up kids and I took Luca and Finn. My brother took Elijah and Rory. A few minutes into the drive, Luca asked, “Dad? Can we play that game where we are police and have to catch the bad guys? I then rammed Steve’s car to disable it. Or in other words, I inched up to within 40 ...8221; S...
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HamannEggs: May 2015
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Friday, May 29, 2015. Remember the robber I scared off like a big man? Yeah, he came back and stole our TV. But let’s not dwell on that, shall we? We boarded up our windows and my Rottweiler mounted elephant gun arrives in the mail this weekend. I want to tell the tail of another great mystery: The case of the soapy tooth brush. Two weeks ago at bedtime when Diana brushed her teeth, her mouth filled with rosemary hand soap. This did not please Diana. But she chalked it up to nothing. They both rolled ove...
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HamannEggs: REVEAL
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Tuesday, August 4, 2015. I set my alarm extra early and tiptoed around the house obsessively checking and re-checking everything. I only had one chance to execute my plan and everything had to be perfect. For better lighting, we made them stand side by side in the hallway. They both refused. Elijah slumped down, eyes closed and Luca assumed a ball-like position on the floor, with his butt in the air. We are getting on an airplane today and going to DISNEYWORLD! 8221; I told him it was the honest to God t...