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The Movie Jerk: March 2008
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Monday, March 31, 2008. THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER (JOHN TRAVOLTA, DEAD GIRL, GENERAL WITH BIG NOSE;1999). Posted by THE MOVIE JERK. Saturday, March 29, 2008. 21 (K-PAX, JIM STURGESS, AARON YOO, KATE BOSWORTH; 2008). OBVIOUSLY LARRY FISHBOURNE IS TOP-NOTCH. HE'S REALLY BEEN TEARING UP THE SCREEN SINCE. Posted by THE MOVIE JERK. Thursday, March 27, 2008. SLEUTH (MICHAEL CAINE, JUDE LAW; 2007). MR DESTINY, ON DEADLY GROUND. AND JUDE LAW (. ALFIE, SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW). Posted by THE MOVIE JERK.
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The Movie Jerk: September 2009
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Thursday, September 24, 2009. SORORITY ROW (RUMER WILLIS and THE ATTRACTIVE BACK-UPS; 2009). THE BLOND GIRL FEATURED IN THE PICTURE TO YOUR LEFT IS PREPARED FOR A DATE WITH THE MOVIE JERK. THAT, IS HOW IT'S DONE. NOW, LET'S GET TO IT. IN 1699 SARAJEVO WAS SET ON FIRE BY PRINCE EUGENE OF SAVOY AFTER A RAID. IN 1878 SARAJEVO WAS CONQUERED BY THE AUSTRIA-HUNGARIAN EMPIRE AS PART OF THE TREATY OF BERLIN. THAT'S 106 YEARS BEFORE. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER. Posted by THE MOVIE JERK. FROM REASON TO TREASON.
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The Movie Jerk: April 2008
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008. FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL (JASON SEGEL,RUSSEL BRAND, KRISTIN BELL, MILA KUNIS;2008). FUNNIER THEN GARY DOURDAN AT COACHELLA. NO. 8230;PETEY: "WHEN IT'S BROWN FLUSH IT DOWN? Posted by THE MOVIE JERK. Tuesday, April 29, 2008. HOLY SHIT: SPECIAL POST. THE FORCE IS NO LONGER WITH MARK HAMILL. NOR WAS IT ABSORBED BY THAT THING TO HIS LEFT. Posted by THE MOVIE JERK. BABY MAMA (TINA FEY, AMY POEHLER; 2008). Posted by THE MOVIE JERK. Saturday, April 26, 2008. Posted by THE MOVIE JERK.
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The Movie Jerk: October 2008
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Friday, October 24, 2008. BODY OF LIES (RUSSELL CROWE, LEONARDO DICAPRIO; 2008). LEONARDO DICAPRIO HAS DECIDED TO RELEASE HIS MOST MEDIOCRE MOVIE SINCE. Posted by THE MOVIE JERK. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). FROM REASON TO TREASON. The LA Sports Guru. BODY OF LIES (RUSSELL CROWE, LEONARDO DICAPRIO; 20.
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The Movie Jerk: BODY OF LIES (RUSSELL CROWE, LEONARDO DICAPRIO; 2008)
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Friday, October 24, 2008. BODY OF LIES (RUSSELL CROWE, LEONARDO DICAPRIO; 2008). LEONARDO DICAPRIO HAS DECIDED TO RELEASE HIS MOST MEDIOCRE MOVIE SINCE. Posted by THE MOVIE JERK. Doug Scalabrini, accountant said. Thank the fuck christ. HE'S BACK! October 24, 2008 at 12:14 PM. Great Plains Load said. As an expert on British porn, I can confidently say this is the finest and most accurate film review I have seen in quite some time. Bravo, Movie Prick, and welcome back. November 10, 2008 at 4:09 PM.
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The Movie Jerk: November 2009
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Thursday, November 19, 2009. 2012 : THE MAYANS WARNED US! JOHN CUSACK, OLIVER PLATT, EARTH (2009). YOU THINK I'M DONE YET? IN THESE CAMPS WE WILL LEARN THAT THE CHINESE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR BUILDING THE BOATS THAT SAVED OUR LIVES. THEREFORE, WE WILL WORK FOR THEM AND THEY WILL OWN THE ISLAND. OH YEAH. THAT'S THE LITTLE SLICE OF REALITY THEY FAILED TO MENTION IN THIS HEEP-O-SHIT FILM. AS FOR THE MAYANS WARNING US ABOUT 2012? GET THE OMNIPOTENT JOHN CUSACK TO BACK YOU UP. THAT'S HOW. Posted by THE MOVIE JERK.
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The Movie Jerk: October 2009
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY (KATIE FEATHERSTON, MICHAH SLOAT, 2009). IF YOU ENJOYED THE POUNDING YOU RECEIVED FROM. THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT. IN THE LATE 90'S, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. FOCUSES ON A FAT GIRL PURSUED BY A GHOST. IT'S SIMILAR TO THE MOVIE. PICTURE A MAN SITTING ON A COUCH IN A BABY-BLUE, STAINED BATHROBE.AND THEN, A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.). HELLO SO YOU'RE THE PSYCHIC WHO INVESTIGATED THE FAT-GRAD STUDENT HAUNTING? WELP THE FIRST TIME I...
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The Movie Jerk: January 2009
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009. THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON (BRAD PITT, CATE BLANCHETT, WRINKLED PENIS, CGI; 2008). Posted by THE MOVIE JERK. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). FROM REASON TO TREASON. The LA Sports Guru. THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON (BRAD PITT, CA.
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The Movie Jerk: July 2008
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Friday, July 25, 2008. BLADE RUNNER (HARRISON FORD, THE RUTGER HAUER, EDWARD JAMES OLMOS, SEAN YOUNG;1982). WHERE IS HE YOU BASTARD REPLICANT? STARRING A YOUNG, DRUNK, AGGRESSIVE NICK NOLTE WITH TWO MOUTHS, CAME. NOT JUST A MOVIE BUT ANOTHER SOPHISTICATED CHILD'S SKETCH OF A FUTURE HOLLYWOOD THINKS IT CAN PREDICT. OH SHIT! WAS THAT GLOBAL WARMING? PASS ME THAT BAG I WANNA HIT ONE BEFORE WE GET TO DORRIAN'S. THAT FUCKIN' STALL'S ALWAYS PACKED TO THE GILLS.". Posted by THE MOVIE JERK. For the next several ...
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The Movie Jerk: May 2008
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Friday, May 30, 2008. STAYED TUNED FOR THE MOVIE JERK'S REVIEW OF. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "THE STRANGER." WHICH ALSO ROCKS! Posted by THE MOVIE JERK. THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN PART II (RICKY SHRODER, BENJAMIN BRATT, WILL, TOKEN BLACK FEMALE DOCTOR, TOKEN GAY SOLDIER, TOKEN ASIAN SCIENTIST;2008). DUM DUM DUM. THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN RETURNED FOR PART II ON TUESDAY EVENING TO SHOVE MORE LIBERAL SHIT DOWN OUR THROATS. WAS THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN A MESSAGE FROM OUR FUTURE SELVES? THEN PROCEED TO GET STUCK THERE? THE A...
