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Biscuit Fortune: February 2015
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I'm Working On It. Whatever It Is. Monday, February 23, 2015. Sitting Still and Other Boring Necessities. I don’t sit still. I mean, not ever. At work, I am required to sit for extended periods of time, and the best I can do to rally against the system there is to bob my knee up and down relentlessly. Yeah. Take THAT, 9-5 Lifestyle. I’ll.show you. As an example, I recently blurted something out to my husband that was approximately the 5th step in a mental journey I was taking enirely alone. 8220;I rememb...
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Biscuit Fortune: Sitting Still and Other Boring Necessities
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I'm Working On It. Whatever It Is. Monday, February 23, 2015. Sitting Still and Other Boring Necessities. I don’t sit still. I mean, not ever. At work, I am required to sit for extended periods of time, and the best I can do to rally against the system there is to bob my knee up and down relentlessly. Yeah. Take THAT, 9-5 Lifestyle. I’ll.show you. As an example, I recently blurted something out to my husband that was approximately the 5th step in a mental journey I was taking enirely alone. 8220;I rememb...
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Biscuit Fortune: July 2013
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I'm Working On It. Whatever It Is. Monday, July 29, 2013. In talking to my sister about technology and its inevitable rise, I used the term, "camera phone." I immediately realized that this was ridiculous, and stated that fact. There is no such thing as a camera phone. It's just a phone. We were floored when the iPhone came out and had the internet on it displayed JUST LIKE A COMPUTER. Remember that? Other miracles soon followed. You guys, it's a music player AND a phone. Wow! But does it have a camera?
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Biscuit Fortune: September 2011
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I'm Working On It. Whatever It Is. Wednesday, September 7, 2011. Whatwhat is that smell? It can't be perfume. I only wear that at night so I don't smell like the Office Hoor. Don't be an asshole. I think.I think it's confidence. I think it's the beautiful scent of actually. Myself. It's so novel, I didn't recognize its fruity olfactory goodness in my nostrils. On top of this, I heard my boss make a comment that sounded like me. And I was pleased instead of horrified. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Biscuit Fortune: October 2009
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I'm Working On It. Whatever It Is. Tuesday, October 20, 2009. I was so so wrong about that. I was stupid to think we could possibly be civil to one another, but I do have one request that I ask you fulfill in exchange for a satisfying silence from me: I write this letter to ask you to kindlly stop giving me a higher and higher number every time I visit you. I won't come around often, and you can start to gradually slide back into a digit that doesn't make me hyperventilate when I do visit. Deal? I am rea...
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Biscuit Fortune: START...Ready, Go.
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I'm Working On It. Whatever It Is. Wednesday, January 22, 2014. I got this. I totally know what I’m doing, don’t worry. Hell, I'm wearing red lipstick, so I am clearly in control, merely by putting it on. What you are witnessing is me, living the dream. By simply starting, I am now in the midst of having it all. Conversely, If we only go by finshes, we are miserable. Life is breakups, ends of vacations, and perpetual death of grandparents and pets. We'd go right to the regret of drinking too much...Wheth...
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Biscuit Fortune: Camera Phone?
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I'm Working On It. Whatever It Is. Monday, July 29, 2013. In talking to my sister about technology and its inevitable rise, I used the term, "camera phone." I immediately realized that this was ridiculous, and stated that fact. There is no such thing as a camera phone. It's just a phone. We were floored when the iPhone came out and had the internet on it displayed JUST LIKE A COMPUTER. Remember that? Other miracles soon followed. You guys, it's a music player AND a phone. Wow! But does it have a camera?
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Biscuit Fortune: Vulvapit and Box Wipes.
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I'm Working On It. Whatever It Is. Friday, May 22, 2015. Vulvapit and Box Wipes. Sometimes you and a friend wind up writing to one another when you're supposed to be sleeping. That's common enough. Sometimes, though, that conversation makes you laugh so hard you're afraid you will wake your entire household. Then you'll have to explain what you're laughing about. And then it's gonna get a little blue. Having previously had long-ass Facebook threads about how Lindsey's armpit looks like a vagina. I Got a ...
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Biscuit Fortune: September 2013
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I'm Working On It. Whatever It Is. Friday, September 20, 2013. My Internal Monologue is SAG. Hands up, who wants to hear THAT bullshit for the next nine minutes? It is exhausting, this whole process, and I feel badly for the listeners. However, what everyone else has to hear is only half the story. The apologizing that comes out is a direct result of the mass amount of abuse going on inside my head. That sounds different. And it’s constant. Hooker clown failure comments all around! 8220;This is going on ...
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Biscuit Fortune: Funny People, Part 1
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I'm Working On It. Whatever It Is. Thursday, January 8, 2015. Funny People, Part 1. I know the funniest people on Earth. No, no. I don't think you understand. This isn't because of any one thing that happened or person or wacky scenario. It's my life, and I am so goddamned grateful to be surrounded by smart people who understand how jokes work and actively make them because it brings joy. I'm lucky, is all. I don't wanna draw boobs for my dad.". That is because the sidewalks are shit right now.". I didn'...