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mad street cred: My Netflix Nemesis
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Friday, March 25, 2011. I'll say it: I think my Netflix account has been taken over by a ruthless, vengeful android. I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out. I think to myself. What an idiot. Netflix wastes no time in using my moment of weakness against me. My account fills before my eyes with only the most depressing, horrific movies. Romantic comedy? Ha "Our best guess for Lisa: 2/5 stars based on your previous ratings," Netflix taunts. Comedy?
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mad street cred: Resolve
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Monday, January 3, 2011. I'll say it. I hate New Year's Resolutions. Mostly because, let's be honest, I either forget about them after about a month (.a week) or am just such a complete failure at them that it just destroys my already tenuous self-esteem. And so I submit to you my New Year's Anti-Resolutions:. 2 Cancel gym membership. Why even pretend, you know? Zero) Not this year baby. Bring on the cheesecake. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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mad street cred: Going Postal
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Wednesday, April 28, 2010. Instead of posting a quote or video, I'm going to tell you all a little story. Try to contain your excitement, guys! My friend Amanda and I recently planned a trip to Niagara Falls at the end of June. She's never been there, and it may or may not be one of the world wonders (have you ever tried to look those up online? It can't be that hard to get a new passport, right? Of course I get to the store, make a copy of the front, ...
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mad street cred: Not Knocked Up
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Tuesday, January 4, 2011. Well, at least that's what I thought, until this article from NY Mag informed me otherwise: "Waking Up From the Pill: Fifty years ago, birth-control pills gave women control of their bodies, while making it easy to forget their basic biology—until in some cases, it’s too late.". Wow, cuz that's exactly what I've been doing. What a good point. I took the pill and completely lost my mind, forgetting all about my biologic...I rea...
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mad street cred: I'd Rather Go To The DMV (Guest Post)
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Monday, January 17, 2011. I'd Rather Go To The DMV (Guest Post). My friend Ryan was horrified by my use of dental metaphors in a recent post. I've asked him to write a rebuttal in the form of a guest post.). By Dr Ryan, D.D.S. Me: "How are you today? Patient: "Better if I wasn't here! Me: "Hello Mrs. Smith, nice to see you.". Mrs Smith: "Well, it's never nice to see you! Me: "It looks like we're going to have to put a crown on that tooth.". Do you thin...
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mad street cred: "Let me guess..."
http://www.madstreetcred.com/2009/12/let-me-guess.html
Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Tuesday, December 8, 2009. Let me guess.". Let me reiterate though. A guitar. Which means that I had to carry a big heavy wrapped box to work with me this morning. You might think, oh come on, you only live three blocks away from your work. Three. What's the big deal? Instead, every person on the streets of those three blocks felt the need to make a comment about what I was carrying. I got three of these: "Let me guess - it's a guitar! Oh sure you know...
