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Snarkeology: September 2007
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Thursday, September 27, 2007. I go mad with power. Since unlocking the secrets of the internet. Yesterday, I have become maddened with the power of my discoveries, and am now seeking to change poetry as we know it. Find below, for your amusement or bemusement a personally customisable limerick and a haiku, an instant T S Eliot poem, and several rhyming couplets for the price of one! An old man in a tree. A small girl with a flea. Once a small collie from Dee. Morbidly dreaded the sea. To the town,. Maybe...
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Snarkeology: August 2007
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Monday, August 27, 2007. A Story for Children: Return to Pimslandia: The Beginning That Never Was, Part 1. 8216;Oh how perfectly drab the day is, Charles,’ Alexandria said, twirling her blonde ringlets with one delicate finger. 8216;Yes,’ Charles replied, muffled by the feather-filled pillow into which he spoke as he lay upon his bed, ‘yes, drab, drab, drab. Perfectly, utterly and absolutely drab! 8216;If only there were something to do, something exciting! 8217; Alexandria said. The twins stared at one ...
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Snarkeology: October 2007
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Wednesday, October 10, 2007. Your eyes are not quite as blue as the sky;. Your teeth are not white - they're yellowy-white. I like your new hairdo, though it's not that crash hot,. And somewhat less black than the night. I am really quite fond of your crimsony scarf -. It brings out your bloodshot eyes;. Your bum certainly does not look big in that dress -. It's much more moderate sized. Your voice is as soft as a slightly lumpy pillow,. Your skin, nearly as smooth as a three-quarter bitumened lane:.
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Cars and horses | comedy novice
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I’m not that funny yet. What an awful night last night was. For me. Everyone else went so well, but I did not. It was the first of the Christmas nights, and the place was packed. And while I didn’t die, and I didn’t fall off the stage, I just didn’t work that well. And the difference between writing a novel and writing a stand up script (or at least the most important difference for me at the moment), is that you don’t have to show the beginnings of the new draft to anyone. I won’t be on stage for ...
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Things are starting to make sense | comedy novice
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I’m not that funny yet. Things are starting to make sense. I am starting to get in the swing of how to listen to myself now. Different nights do have different chemistries, and now I need to learn what to do about that. People with experience have stronger total performances and so their flat patches do not have such an impact on their overall performance as mine do. They do not lose the audience in the way that I might. Lesson that is starting to sink in: it’s not all about the jokes. From your own site.