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Peter Smith - Blogging The ImPossiMaL: Mary, Mary Why So Sweary?
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TM and © 2015 Peter and Jayne Smith. Impossimals is a registered trademark of Peter Smith Collective Ltd. Tuesday, August 11, 2015. Mary, Mary Why So Sweary? It's Monday and you're already sat at work bored, what do you do? Well, you could make your very own Sweary Mary Bobbins, all the fun of Mary Poppins combined with the latest crazy for crafting and swearing. For this you will need :. I'm off to wind it up again and see if I can break my record of sixty two swears, tomorrow we will make a Harry Hill ...
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Peter Smith - Blogging The ImPossiMaL: Picky
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TM and © 2015 Peter and Jayne Smith. Impossimals is a registered trademark of Peter Smith Collective Ltd. Thursday, August 06, 2015. It's a tool that you may be familiar with now your gums are gradually pulling themselves into an Esther Rantzen grin and as hideous as it sounds the older you get the more you need toothpicks. You may laugh, you may be young and have teeth, youth and a penchant to like the one called Bieber but you too will one day extol the virtues of a good toothpick and remark that back ...
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Peter Smith - Blogging The ImPossiMaL: Mis i g Let ers
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TM and © 2015 Peter and Jayne Smith. Impossimals is a registered trademark of Peter Smith Collective Ltd. Wednesday, August 05, 2015. Mis i g Let ers. Oh dear, it seems some of the words have fallen off today's innocent little blog, can you fit them all back in? To help you all the missing words at the bottom to print out. Just then three burst onto the and whipped out the largest they had ever seen outside of a rhythm club. The vicar and the nun then! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Peter Smith - Blogging The ImPossiMaL: Now That's Tragic!
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TM and © 2015 Peter and Jayne Smith. Impossimals is a registered trademark of Peter Smith Collective Ltd. Friday, July 31, 2015. Lets start with a mystery number secret. I like to call it the Number Secret! Face your audience and ask them to think of a number between 1 and 50. Get them to double it. Tell them to add 22 then ask them to divide the result by two. Face your audience and proudly announce. Is this your card? Retire to your dressing room to rapturous applause and watch your bookings come in.
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Peter Smith - Blogging The ImPossiMaL: Shreddies
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TM and © 2015 Peter and Jayne Smith. Impossimals is a registered trademark of Peter Smith Collective Ltd. Monday, August 03, 2015. It's the return of 'Well I Never! And this weeks question comes from Ms Twiddly Ramsbottom in Oxfordshire who wrote in asking what she can do with a box of Shredded Wheat found at the back of the kitchen cupboard as she has no idea where it came from or indeed what to do with them. 2 Due to their rough texture they make ideal pan scrubbers for baked on food. 11 A Shreddie pla...
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Peter Smith - Blogging The ImPossiMaL: Consumerism
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TM and © 2015 Peter and Jayne Smith. Impossimals is a registered trademark of Peter Smith Collective Ltd. Tuesday, August 04, 2015. For dinner I fancy some microwave chips in my brand new microwave chip pan which I will eat off of my adjustable lap desk. I'm not worried by the extra calories either, my sit down and get a work out eazy bend exercise bike will see to that, not that I'm going out anywhere I have mattress stains to remove! Can't remember, anyway have I told you about my microwave chip maker?
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Peter Smith - Blogging The ImPossiMaL: Believe It Or Not, It's All True!
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TM and © 2015 Peter and Jayne Smith. Impossimals is a registered trademark of Peter Smith Collective Ltd. Friday, August 07, 2015. Believe It Or Not, It's All True! Did you know that MC Hammer invented flipflops? MC Hammer once bumped into pop hasbeen Chico and when a passing fan spotted them and asked what the time was it turned into carnage. Many years later Chris joined the BBC but was forced to confess to his island destruction after breaking down on Desert Island Discs. World Of Impossimals Online.
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