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The World According To Albert Mills of Cane Shum (Keynsham, Gert Lush)

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Welcome To The World According To Albert Mills. Wwwalbertmills.co.uk → Website mood: jovial satire → Keynsham status: gert lush. Reetings fellow citizens of Keynsham. Albert Mills here, editor of Keynsham's 'other' site - Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum. Welcome one-and-all to my ever-expanding website, including the Encyclopedia Mills. A complete guide to life in Keynsham. Click away my babbers. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I do writing it. Albert. x. A handy guide to everything. Who is number six?

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Albert Mills of Cane Shum - The Tailrace

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RArr; The Tailrace. See Also: And finally, parting food for thought, one for the road. Pronunciation: 'tal-,ras → Function: noun → Definition: The part of a millrace below the water wheel through which the spent water flows. Building A Bridge To Our Hearts. Echo Viaduct (click to enlarge). So, there I was, sat in the garden, enjoying the May sunshine and the smell of distant bonfires, when I had a thought. A silly, selfish, hopeless thought that wouldn't go away. What if Keynsham. Came into some cash?

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Albert Mills of Cane Shum - About Albert

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RArr; About Albert. Frequently Asked Questions - Answered by Albert Mills Esq, International man of misery. Albert Mills by Eli McChurch. I am Albert Joseph Arthur Mills Esq, born and bred in Keynsham, Somerset. I was Editor-in-Chief of the Keynsham-themed satirical website known to Earthlings as Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum. What happened to the Cane Shum website? Why did it stop? Will Cane Shum ever be updated? Were you really going to seek election? No And yes. We did briefly discuss the idea of formin...

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Albert Mills of Cane Shum - Encyclopedia Mills

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RArr; Encyclopedia Mills. It's What Keynsham and The Universe Has Been Demanding. Alternative meanings with surreal leanings. Please use the menu below to navigate the Encyclopedia Mills. A Glossary Of Tossery. It's a wonderful thing to have and now you. Can have it too with this handy, cut-out-and-paste guide to Keynsham. Including its Motherland of Somerset. Plus the rest of the Universe. Each entry in the Encyclopedia Mills. Don't forget to call back soon - the Encyclopedia Mills. Comes equipped with ...

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Albert Mills of Cane Shum - Encyclopedia Mills - C

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RArr; Encyclopedia Mills. Encyclopedia Mills - C. Alternative meanings with surreal leanings. Please use the menu below to navigate the Encyclopedia Mills. See also: Frys, Factory in the field, lech walsea → Motto:. Cadburys is a world-reknowned chocolate mining company which currently occupies the Somerdale. Mines, in The Hams. And Polish Delight bars. See also: Posh, Sporty, Scary, Brownfield → Twinned with: Geneva, Jerusalem, Mecca. The geology of The Chandag Region consists of a high plateau of mainl...

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Albert Mills of Cane Shum - Encyclopedia Mills - U

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RArr; Encyclopedia Mills. Encyclopedia Mills - U. Alternative meanings with surreal leanings. Please use the menu below to navigate the Encyclopedia Mills. See also: Lovely, jubbly, bubbly, booze → Annual snowfall: 12.2 metres. Ubley is a small agricultural town overlooking the Bay Of Blagdon in Somerset. Ubley is most famous for being mentioned in the song Mutz Go Nutz In Ubley's Pubs by Nempnett Thrubwell-based glam rock outfit The Mutz Nutz. And its cargo of Mendip. See also: Bel Air, Hoodies in the h...

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Albert Mills of Cane Shum - Keynsham History

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RArr; Keynsham History. Keynsham Through The Ages. Adapted and updated from the Cane Shum archives. The award-winning clock tower. Is a much-grown commuter town, plonked bang in between Bristol. On the confluence of the rivers Chew. With a population of 16,500 Humans. The Romans. Hung out here until AD 430, evidence of which can be found near the train station in the form of a pile of rocks (which allegedly used to be a garrison) and some mosaics. In Bath Hill. Welsh magician Gwenyth 'Saint' Keyna. In 11...

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Albert Mills of Cane Shum - In Pictures

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RArr; In Pictures. For the times when reading words is just a pain in the arse. The Pied Piper Of New Piddletown. Hamelin, you ain't seen nothing. Feeding Area (click the picture to enlarge). It would seem, is awash in a sea of rats. They out-number everything else in the New Piddletown. Area by a factor of three to one. Once hired a piper to lead the rascal rodents to their watery graves in the swirling torrents of the River Chew. Maybe the problem requires an 'adopt-a-rat' approach, where we all pay a ...

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Albert Mills of Cane Shum - Albert's Blog

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RArr; Albert's Blog. Random rants and rarified ramblings. Making Good Use Of Time. Monday, 6 February 2012 → Mood: Killing The Hours. It dawned on me just recently that Keynsham's award-repelling Clock Tower. Will soon be no more. When the developers move in to spruce up the old Peacocks store, they will inadvertently be demolishing one of our town's most un-prized assets. But is there another way? Can we put our multi-faceted, pigeon-pooed, perma-incorrect timepiece to better use? Is bound to feature at...